Drunk Onion

🎾 "Faults happen, just not on my serve." For those who have mastered the art of the perfect serve—no double faults here! 😏🔥 https://bit.ly/40elRr6

"First Cat on the Moon"—Finally, a space program we can all get behind! 🐱🌕 Where do we sign up our feline astronauts? 😂 🚀 https://bit.ly/474y9Va

"Traded Social Life for Office WiFi"—When you realize the office WiFi is faster than your social calendar. 💼🚀 Who else can relate? 😂 📶 https://bit.ly/3ShXyXm

"Tennis Racket Science"—When tennis isn't just a game, it's a full-on physics experiment. 🧪 Anyone else calculating angles and velocities while serving? 🤓 🎾 https://bit.ly/3tThINm

"The Water Cooler Is My News Source"—When you're too busy for Twitter but you've got all the office gossip on lock. 🗞️ Who else is a water cooler journalist? 😂 https://bit.ly/3FGVhxi

Find your inner zen with our 'Peace Starts Within T-Shirt'. A must-have for mindfulness enthusiasts and those on a journey to self-discovery. https://bit.ly/46N7kFj

🎾 "Game, Sweat, Match"—When you take 'serving' just as seriously at the dinner table as you do on the tennis court. 🍽️ Anyone else? 🎾 https://bit.ly/49eKSGP

"I Apologize to My Dog When I Go Out"—because true love means saying you're sorry for leaving them to go to work. Who else is guilty of this? 😂 🐶 https://bit.ly/3L914iA

"I Speak Fluent Math and Sarcasm Is My Dialect"—When your language skills are as sharp as your wit. Who else is a bilingual genius? 🤓 📚 https://bit.ly/3MkmWYO

"No Code Found"—the horror story every developer knows all too well. 🙀 Who else has gone on a wild debug chase lately? 🐛 💻 https://bit.ly/47e9CNL

"All You Need Is Love" ❤️ https://bit.ly/3FDvupQ

"Quantum Mechanics: Because Reality Is Overrated"—when your understanding of the universe is too complex for small talk. Who else finds solace in science? https://bit.ly/46QHkc7

🏈 "Running Back to the Fridge"—the real MVP move we can all relate to on game day. What's your go-to snack lineup? 🍕 https://bit.ly/466Nwff

"No Easy Buckets" — Because sometimes life's a full-court press and you've got to bring your A-game. Who's hustling today? 💪 🏀 https://bit.ly/3QyMK5U

"My Blood Type is Caffeine Positive"—when your veins run on espresso and ambition. Who else is getting their lifeblood from a coffee cup? 🤣 ☕ https://bit.ly/3Qfus8C

Dunking on haters: The unofficial sport we're all secretly professionals at. 🏀 https://bit.ly/49ahuBv

🏀 Miami: Where the heat is on and the basketball never stops! Who else is living for those courtside vibes? 🔥 🌴 https://bit.ly/46OLD81

"Humans aren't real", aliens celebrating Halloween 😁

👻 "Social Ghosting Expert"—When you've mastered the art of vanishing from a social scene without anyone noticing. 🕵️‍♀️ Who else is on this elite level? 😂 https://bit.ly/49fTAo6

"I am not broke, I am pre-rich" 😁 https://bit.ly/3ShXg2I

Brace yourself for the truest scare of them all with our 'Adulthood - Spooky Halloween Everyday T-Shirt'! Perfect for those who've realized that ghosts and goblins have nothing on monthly bills. https://bit.ly/3QB3Z6H

Brows before Bros. in life 😁

"My dog is my therapist and the couch is our office"—anyone else getting the best life advice during cuddle sessions? 🛋️ https://bit.ly/44LMAME

"I apologize to my dog when I go out"—because leaving without that sad puppy face is basically mission impossible. Who else is a guilt-trip victim? 🐾 😅 https://bit.ly/3L914iA

"If my dog doesn't like you, neither do I"—the ultimate character test, right? Who else trusts their pup's instincts? 🐾 https://bit.ly/47V6SGh

😂 "My dog's breath smells better than your opinion"—a mood for when you're tired of unsolicited advice. Who else feels this way? 🐶 https://bit.ly/3PnEKnU

Walking the dog: It's not just a stroll, it's an adventure complete with squirrel chases and unexpected detours. Where's your pup taking you today? 🐶 🌳 https://bit.ly/3ZafVPC

"I'd love to, but my dog said no"—the ultimate social commitment escape plan. Anyone else consulting their furry friend for weekend plans? 🐾 https://bit.ly/3YZYz81

Brows before bros, because let's be honest, a good arch never let anyone down. 😂 👀 https://bit.ly/47XJLL8