Bear's Bodacious Basket

Goooooood afternoon, my Little Snickerdoodles!

I just restocked all of my flavor sprinkles and it feels like time to do a sale!

3 - 4oz bottles = $20
6 - 4oz bottles = $38
9 - 4oz bottles = $55

And you get free shipping on all orders over $10!

Standard Pricing:
4oz shaker bottle - $7.50
8 oz jar - $14
16 oz jar - $25
Shaker bottle only: $1.50

Flavors available:

Lazy Sprinkles: Just the basics for any dish all in one bottle. Salty, peppery, garlicy, oniony goodness. No need to think about it, just sprinkle a bit on and/or in your dish to umph up the flavors.

Dipping Sprinkles: There is little in this world that compares to dipping a delicous nibble of bread in seasoned olive oil. Sprinkle a little or sprinkle a lot (we dont judge here) on a plate of oil and get dippin'. Goes perfectly with my Basic Bitch Loaf or Herb Swirl bread.

Chicken Sprinkles: This is the mix I use to flavor my breading for fried chicken but it's also an amazing seasoning for roasted, grilled, or baked chicken.

Taco Sprinkles: your one stop shop for all things on a tortilla. Whether you're working with ground meat, chicken, steak, or pork, this mix will liven up your dish.

Italian Sprinkles: I. Put. This. S**t. On. Everything. It's the perfect seasoning mix when you have no idea what to use.

Bagel Sprinkles: This is EVERYTHING you could want in a BAGEL seasoning. Perfect way to add a little crunch and a lot of flavor to all sorts of foods.

Baking Sprinkes: This is your one-two punch. Perfectly mixed to pair with apple, peach, pear, and any other baking recipe that asks for something cinnamony.

Ranch Sprinkles: Anyone that knows me might be a little shocked by this one as I was pretty anti-ranch/condiments for many many years. I've started branching out and now eat ranch with cheese fries! Which also inspired me to make a mix for other goodies like popcorn, chicken, or potatoes.

Mediterranean Sprinkles: This makes the most flavorful veggies, steak, and fish! No spice cabinet is complete without it.

It's finally time!!!!

Good afternoon, my Little Honeycakes! The time has come for vanilla extracts! $10 for a 4oz bottle of either vodka, whiskey, or bourbon based vanilla extract.

As always, these can be delivered if you're within the delivery zone (posted in my pics), delivery charges apply per the delivery zone map.

Buuuut! For only $5 extra you can have your new favorite extracts and flavor sprinkles shipped and delivered directly to your door!

Feel free to message me here to place your orders or you can always text or call me at 940-580-9678.

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Goooooood afternoon, my Little Tea Cakes!

I've had some asks if Bear's Flavor Sprinkles come in larger sizes than the 4 ounce shaker bottle, so here goes!

4oz shaker bottle - $7.50
8 oz jar - $14
16 oz jar - $25
Shaker bottle only: $1.50

**New Flavor Alert**
Lazy Sprinkles: Just the basics for any dish all in one bottle. Salty, peppery, garlicy, oniony goodness. No need to think about it, just sprinkle a bit on and/or in your dish to umph up the flavors.

Dipping Sprinkles: There is little in this world that compares to dipping a delicous nibble of bread in seasoned olive oil. Sprinkle a little or sprinkle a lot (we dont judge here) on a plate of oil and get dippin'. Goes perfectly with my Basic Bitch Loaf or Herb Swirl bread.

Chicken Sprinkles: This is the mix I use to flavor my breading for fried chicken but it's also an amazing seasoning for roasted, grilled, or baked chicken.

Taco Sprinkles: your one stop shop for all things on a tortilla. Whether you're working with ground meat, chicken, steak, or pork, this mix will liven up your dish.

Italian Sprinkles: I. Put. This. S**t. On. Everything. It's the perfect seasoning mix when you have no idea what to use.

Bagel Sprinkles: This is EVERYTHING you could want in a BAGEL seasoning. Perfect way to add a little crunch and a lot of flavor to all sorts of foods.

Baking Sprinkes: This is your one-two punch. Perfectly mixed to pair with apple, peach, pear, and any other baking recipe that asks for something cinnamony.

Ranch Sprinkles: Anyone that knows me might be a little shocked by this one as I was pretty anti-ranch/condiments for many many years. I've started branching out and now eat ranch with cheese fries! Which also inspired me to make a mix for other goodies like popcorn, chicken, or potatoes.

Mediterranean Sprinkles: This makes the most flavorful veggies, steak, and fish! No spice cabinet is complete without it.

This morning I'm doing one of the things I hate the most, I'm grief baking.

Normally I'm more than happy to bake for funerals, memorials, and celebrations of life. It probably sounds silly but bringing a tiny bit of baked comfort to people on possibly one of the hardest days of their lives makes me feel like I can do something in a helpless situation.

But when it's grief baking for someone you knew it just hits different. The timer seems to run out slower, the sweets just aren't as sweet, and it's almost like the baked goods can't even bring themself to rise.

He and I didn't see eye to eye on most everything, but we both absolutely loved one woman on this planet above all others. She's heart broken and struggling, but I promise she's going to be okay even though you're gone. She's strong and passionate and beautiful and independent and loves fiercely.

Chris, I know you would have preferred to be the one here watching her continue to grow into the most incredible woman but that just wasn't in the cards and neither of us can change that now.

As I pace around my kitchen silently crying while your cookies bake I make this promise to you, I'll keep her safe for you.

❤️💜

Oh my meeeee! I just delivered one of the most fun cakes ever. I had a request for an It cake for someone's birthday, the Skarsgård version specifically.

I ended up making a 5 layer gutter cake and his little face makes me so stinkin' happy.

Now for the bad news... I totally forgot to get pictures of the final cake before boxing it up for delivery this morning. *sad trombone noises*

The amazing customer said she would send me some shots from the cake in action later, so for now enjoy Pennywise's cute little face.

A certain little someone got a very special birthday cake and smash cake for his first birthday! The Noah's Ark theme was absolutely adorable and his momma worked so hard on the amazing decorations around the house.

Good evening, my Little Scones!

I spent the day having entirely too much fun icing some cookies for a very special Boogie's birthday. He also got a giant chocolate covered p***s shaped cake. I love when y'all ask for all sorts of weird s**t.

Now it's time for this happy baker to hang out with her favorite bikers. I got to drop a new cookie at bike night tonight, Millhouse Munchies. They are oatmeal cookies filled with butterscotch chips. F-ing delicious.

Y'all have a good night.

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There is a 7 year old (with the coolest nickname) out there that's about to have THE BEST day.

This thing will forever be known as The Rainbow Beast. 12 inches, 6 layers, and 8 pounds of icing.

Good afternoon, my Little Turnovers!

Today's new item is Parfait Mondays!

Every Monday I'm going to have a limited number of cake and/or brownie parfaits available for delivery. The flavor of cake/brownie, icing, and toppings will change each week. I even have tiny sporks to go with them, so they are easily ingested on the go or at your desk.

For just $7.50 you can make every week your bitch by starting it off with your own little cup of sugary motivation.

Discounts available on bulk orders in case you feel the urge to treat your coworkers too!

I had *THE MOST FUN* making this cake for my twin nieces last year! So happy to see this pop up in my memories the last 2 days.

Goooood morning, my Little Sweet Rolls!

So... does it count as day drinking if you are taste testing alcohols for vanilla extracts? Asking for a me.

In semi related news... today's new item drop is more like a sneak peak.

I'm adding 3 kinds of Vanilla Extract to my inventory! It will be about 4 more weeks before they are ready to be sold as they need time to do their thing, but I couldn't contain my excitement.

A 4 ounce bottle will be $10 for your choice of Basic, Bourbon, or Whiskey vanilla extract.

Oh snap! Now is probably a good time to remind everyone that I have a referral program!

I keep a log of every time someone orders and says "[Human Name] told me about you and your kitchen scorcery" or "I saw [SoAndSo] share your post, and I came a'runnin'", or you know... something similar. Every 10 referrals will get you $5 off a purchase. The bestest news is that discounts stack, so you can wait to redeem once you have 20/30/etc. referral points.

Think of it like a Pimp-A-Bear-Out Punch Card, but you don't have to try and keep track of the card!

Good afternoon, my Little Garlic Knots! It's new item time! (This is where you all cheer)

Feast your eyes upon... Bear's Flavor Sprinkles! 8 tried and true, mixed by hand, spice mixes!

Dipping Sprinkles: There is little in this world that compares to dipping a delicous nibble of bread in seasoned olive oil. Sprinkle a little or sprinkle a lot (we dont judge here) on a plate of oil and get dippin'. Goes perfectly with my Basic Bitch Loaf or Herb Swirl bread.

Chicken Sprinkles: This is the mix I use to flavor my breading for fried chicken but it's also an amazing seasoning for roasted, grilled, or baked chicken.

Taco Sprinkles: your one stop shop for all things on a tortilla. Whether you're working with ground meat, chicken, steak, or pork, this mix will liven up your dish.

Italian Sprinkles: I. Put. This. S**t. On. Everything. It's the perfect seasoning mix when you have no idea what to use.

Bagel Sprinkles: This is EVERYTHING you could want in a BAGEL seasoning. Perfect way to add a little crunch and a lot of flavor to all sorts of foods.

Baking Sprinkes: This is your one-two punch. Perfectly mixed to pair with apple, peach, pear, and any other baking recipe that asks for something cinnamony.

Ranch Sprinkles: Anyone that knows me might be a little shocked by this one as I was pretty anti-ranch/condiments for many many years. I've started branching out and now eat ranch with cheese fries! Which also inspired me to make a mix for other goodies like popcorn, chicken, or potatoes.

Mediterranean Sprinkles: This makes the most flavorful veggies, steak, and fish! No spice cabinet is complete without it.

For just $7.50 you will get a 4 ounce bottle filled to the brim with your choice of Sprinkles mix.

Oh my meeeeee! Two new goodies in one day?!?!

Cookie packs are here! If you have small humans, you're likely going through Spring Break right now. It's only Monday, but we all know it already feels like its never going to end. Give yourself a break and order up some entertainment for your kiddos.

For $20, each pack includes:

8 fresh baked sugar cookies
6 colors of buttercream frosting
1 white buttercream frosting

I have a crapload of different cookie shapes available, you're welcome to pick yours out or let me pick some fun ones for you. I can also do birthday, holiday, or other themed baskets by request.

Available shapes: bear head, monkey head, teddybear, rainbow, mason jar, bow, dragon, unicorn, shirt, speech bubble, squares with ruffle edges, tulip, paw, sunflower, random roundish flower, heart, I

Good News, everyone! It's new item time!

First up, it's a pretty well known fact that I believe 84.76% of days can be made better with sprinkles. If you've ever seen me with a cup of coffee it is likely topped with whipped cream and little bits of edible glitter of varying shapes, colors, and sizes depending on my mood. Hell, if you've ever seen me out in the wild it's likely I've handed you jar of "emergency sprinkles" if you looked like you needed a little umph to your day.

I can't do jack about the 15.24% of s**t days, but I can make you a personalized mix of sugary happiness. Tell me about your mood, your favorite character, the bestest holiday in your mind, or any other defining factor and I'll whip up something amazing just for you.

Sprinkle mixes are available in 2 sizes, for now.
- 2 ounce jar ($5)
- 10 tiny jars of sprinkles. ($10)

Both sizes make great little gifts to spread smiles and would make an awesome addition to any easter basket.

Discounts available on bulk orders.

Gooooood morning, my Little Honey Biscuits!

While logically I know my weekend is Tuesday evening/Wednesday and Monday means nothing anymore, my body and last night's makeup says today is dumb.

Time to nut up with some pecan praline coffee and get my ass in gear.

Every day this week I'll be dropping new items that will be available immediately for orders so you can shove them in your face holes asap! (This is where you all cheer)

Keep an eye on the page or you're sure to miss out on some tasty treats!

- Lena 💜 💚

Someone is about to end up on everyone's Christmas card list at church...

Chocolate chip, Christina Hugs, Honey, Sugar, Panda Treats, Snickerpoodles, Hot Cocoa, and M&M cookies for a friend's churchy thing this evening.

So. Many. Test. Nibbles.

Living with me means there is never a shortage of leftovers after quality control does their thing.

Good evening, my Little Turnovers

Looking at my orders it seems to have turned into Unofficial Cookie Week. 8 types of cookie dough later and my day is almost done.

But seriously, it's been a long ass, mother fu**in' day. Not just for me but for a lot of people, many of whom I care for greatly.

Many of you are going through rough times for one reason or another. Hold space for the ones you love. Tell your friends you love them, like make it weird and do it a lot and often. Be patient with yourself, this is the first time you've ever been this many days old so it's totally new territory. Do something small for yourself, even if it's just adding sprinkles to your coffee.

To quote one of my favorite Captains, "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised." I like being transparent, on long days like this my body fu**ing aches. While I can't do much about that or how things are going for everyone else, I can finish out the day's bake with a little extra love in each cookie.

- Lena 💜 💚

Good afternoon, my Little Bundt Cakes!

I don't often dabble in gluten free/friendly baking, I'm often too paranoid that someone will get sick, but after many years I know what my mother can and can't tolerate.

Today is her birthday, so I made her a gluten free carrot cake as well as some little gluten free brownie bundts.

She's happy. I'm happy. Now to figure out what to make for my Dad's birthday next month.

Goooood morning, my Little Croissants!

Between the weather and my crap immune system, I'm feeling soggier than a poorly baked pie's bottom.

I'm going to take the weekend to get to feeling better but to make it up to everyone, all orders placed for pickup or delivery February 27th through March 5th will be 10% off with no delivery fee!

You're still welcome to place your orders today/tomorrow for next week, I just won't be baking/delivering this weekend. Message me here, or text me at 940-580-9678.

- Lena

We finished the night out handing out cookies to bikers. I can't tell you how much I appreciate the love and support from everyone as I get things up and running smoothly again. I fu**in' love feeding people and it means so much more when it's also an opportunity to feed my friends. Thank you all for giving me a reason to do the thing I love.

- Lena 💜 💚

We are all set up for the Southwestern Land and Title crawfish boil!

If you have an event that needs a vendor, please send me a message. 10/10, would love to vend.

Goooood news, my Little Custard Pies!

A) Orders for tomorrow are FULL!

2) I make King Cakes and and they will be available for pickup or delivery Sunday through Tuesday the 21st! $20 + applicable delivery fee (depending on your location)

III) Bummed that Daylight Savings is headed our way once again? Me too, I'm over all that spring forward nonsense. Order a box of "I'm so effing tired" treats for delivery 3/11 to prepare you for the inevitable dragging of ass. A small mix of mini cupcakes, mini cookies, mini brownies, coated pretzels, and rice crispies for just $20 (free delivery!). Only 15 of these boxes will be available, so don't procrastinate with placing your order.

Four) I will have iced sugar cookies among other goodies available for St. Patrick's and Easter baskets! Baskets can be customized and are available for 1, 2, 3, or 4 people, or in party pack sizing. Please get with me soon if you have Easter baking needs as spots are filling up quick.

Message me here, or feel free to text or call my cell 940-580-9678 to get your orders in!

- Lena 🧡

Good afternoon, my Little Lemon Drops!

Game day cookies and a couple of extra special sweet boxes went out today.

You still have time to get orders in for Tuesday to get sweets delivered to your sweetie(s).

I'll have some random non-holiday themed goodies up for grabs for anyone that wants to treat themselves. Be sure to keep an eye out for a later post with those items.

- Lena