Joey with the Mustache

Attending the Olympics has been my dream of many, many years. (Some of you might recall that my birthday party this year was themed HO-LYMPICS 😈) So I felt incredibly lucky to finally add see an Olympic Games, and did not disappoint. 🥹
From running into in the airport and hanging out for most of the Games to seeing the extremely special (and controversial!) opening ceremony with , my Olympics experience gave me an even deeper appreciation for the power of celebrating together and the warmth of French culture.
And congrats to friend for his fabulous showing in the Games for New Zealand 🇳🇿 ! 🐴
I already can’t wait for the next Olympics! LA 2028 anyone?
For now though, off to experience a very different kind of togetherness at Whole Festival! .festival 😜

Which one of us is more lit? 🔥🇺🇸🇫🇷
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Let’s do this THANG! See y’all on the beach Sunday night! 😘

Birthdays are a perfect time for reflection.
This trip around the sun was full of so many important milestones: getting a house in Fire Island Pines, playing my largest show ever at Madison Square Garden, co-producing the biggest ever, and directing a full run of .fip for over 4,000 people without ending up in handcuffs. 😜
But I think my most important growth this year is understanding more about who I am and the kind of people who love me for being my most authentic self.
Thank you folks, for supporting me through the tough moments and encouraging me to take big risks and continue learning and growing. I’ve never felt so loved by my community, and I can’t see what we’ll do together before I turn [AGE REDACTED BY ORDER OF GOVERNOR].

Blondes may have more fun, BUT NOBODY KNOWS FUN LIKE THE AFTERSHOCK CREW! ⚡️
On Saturday night (Sunday early AM), we’re throwing the best Pride Afters EVER, and you’re not gonna want to miss this magic.
Most importantly HOUSE and TECHNO music by some of your New York faves! (And none of that…erm, other music.)
Upstairs for dancing 🕺

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Downstairs for more than dancing 😈



Production and entrance experience with LEGENDS


Starts at 4 at goes till 10 or later 😜.
Advanced tix strongly recommended—link in bio!

My kind of circuit party.
📸 .me

Plenty to reflect on this Memorial Day. 🤗 🥰
After a very minor health scare (no worries, just had a headache that was very extra), I couldn’t be more thankful for my friends and community in Fire Island Pines.
Too many to name here, but thank you , , , .rabbit and the family for supporting me on a very scary day ON THEIR BIRTHDAY WEEKEND and .me who literally commanded the boat necessary to get me the care I needed in a STORM and waited with me in the ER for 4 hours! ⛈️ 🤗
Endless love to the for guiding me to the best care possible and always being there for us. Our freedom to enjoy Fire Island is supported by their work, and I’m incredibly lucky to know their fabulous team and live within hugging distance. 🤗
Thank you emergency responders, thank you service members, and thank you fire folks for making our lives safe so we can worry about silly things, like how centered a mirror should be in my outdoor shower
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🚨Hey NEW YORK, brace yourself for the AFTERSHOCK! 🚨
A new music-forward, play-friendly after hours is making its debut on NYC Pride weekend on Saturday night (Sunday AM) at with a house and techno DJ lineup guaranteed to knock your jockstrap off.
Starting at 4a, come experience your new favorite late night playground in Manhattan—complete with clothes check, sexy surprises, and the perfect vibes to end your Pride Saturday with a BANG!
😜UPSTAIRS

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😈 DOWNSTAIRS



🕓 The AFTERSHOCK starts at 4a and goes until at least 10a. 😏
📍 Red Eye
355 W 41st Street, NY, NY 10036
🎟️ Advanced tickets strongly encouraged! Available on Resident Advisor.
🔗 Link in bio.
Event management by
Flyer and design by .rabbit
Collaboration with .co

Loved this shoot in NOLA with .me! 🧡 ✨
Very serious lewks. Even sillier fashion. 🤪

I had so much fun going to Brazil in January that I didn’t have time to post about it, but y’all—it was CUTE. 🇧🇷🌅🥥

HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY ! Thanks for giving Manhattan the silly fabulous magic it needs and for making juicier than ever. 🍊🍓🍐🍅🍒
Love ya so much! Can’t wait for another bite in June! 🤤
RSVP for tix with the link in bio 😘
Pics by the fabulous .

Remember that time we climbed up 5 stories of water crates in the desert and didn’t know how to get down?

This month in Stacheland:

04.12 - Dance your way down the rabbit hole 🐇🎩 presents Wig Out in Wonderland with the wonderful - Brooklyn, NY

04.19 - ’ Spring Bee Bop - B**M (Bees Do So Much) 🐝 at with .bk - Brooklyn, NY

05.03 - FREE EVENT! ✨ Experience the lighting magic of .nyc in the great outdoors in Battery Park! I’m DJing from 9-11p. - New York, NY

See you on the dance floor!



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Just made a huge update to my website for the houses in Fire Island Pines, what do y'all think?

If you're looking for a house in FIP, I've got availability most weeks this summer, so let me know!

Stache Pad - Fire Island Pines Two unique homes to explore Stache Pad - 628 FIB Stache Pad is a stunning mid-century 3-bedroom home with 2 full bathrooms tucked behind the reeds at 628 Fire Island Boulevard. Check it out! Treehouse - 313 FIB The Treehouse is an updated classic Pines 4-bedroom home with 3 full bathrooms located on...

TONIGHT! 🍑 See you at Fruit Snax at with the incredible and many sweet surprises. Last tickets! 🔗 in bio

We’ve got with an UNFORGETTABLE performance in store and + .am.bare.naked holding down a special techno room upstairs! On hosting duty: , , , , , , ,

See you fruits later!

And if you’re looking for pregame music, the house recommends the latest Fruit Snax mix—Dragonfruit! It’s packed with fist-pumping energy and chic runway house beats to get you ready for the juiciest night of your life! 🐲🤤 (link in bio)


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Mustache on the mountain! 👨🏻🏂🏔️ Grateful for an unforgettable weekend at , shredding slopes (my first time snowboarding!), mixing my favorite house music, and getting to know this really magical community 🥰. Can’t wait for the next adventure!

Huge thanks to for bringing all these fabulous humans together, and to everyone at for making the experience absolutely unforgettable.

Come stay with me in Fire Island Pines!

I've got two fantastic options for you to stay in FIP this summer, and would love to see you out there. Full house availability is up-to-date on AirBnB but *reach out to me over DMs for direct pricing at a sizeable discount* 😘

Looking for an individual bedroom for a week? I've got you covered! Just send me a message for more details.

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Stache Pad - 628 FIB
airbnb.com/h/stachepad
Stache Pad is a stunning mid-century 3-bedroom home with 2 full bathrooms located on 628 Fire Island Boulevard, tucked behind the reeds. The floor plan is open and bathed in light, and the grounds feature a hot tub and outdoor shower. There is one bedroom with a king bed and two bedrooms with 2 twin XL beds each. Every bed at the Stache Pad has Casper Wave Snow mattresses and comes with two luxury pillow types to help you get the best sleep in Fire Island!

Stache Pad also features blazing-fast FiOS internet, desks in every room, and a super-automatic espresso machine so you can stay productive in paradise.

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Treehouse - 313 FIB
airbnb.com/h/treehousefip
The Treehouse is an updated classic Pines 4-bedroom home with 3 full bathrooms located on 313 Fire Island Boulevard. The open-plan upstairs features an updated kitchen with ultra-luxe appliances and two bedrooms. There is one bedroom with a king bed and one bedroom with two twin beds. Downstairs offers two bedrooms with ensuite bathrooms (one has a queen-sized bed and the other has two twin beds.)

Outside, you'll find a large pool deck, hot tub, and outdoor shower on the lower lower. And while you're there, don't forget to pop on the roof deck and immerse yourself in the gorgeous scenery of Fire Island Pines (you can even see the Great South Bay!)

The Treehouse also features blazing-fast FiOS internet, desks in every room, and a super-automatic espresso machine to give you that extra boost in the morning or before you have a night out on the town!
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Can't wait to see you out in the Pines! I've you'd like to join in on the fun at either home, let me know over DMs.

Home in Sayville · 3 bedrooms · 5 beds · 2 baths Charming 3BR home with hot tub - Fire Island Pines

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝘀!⛷️🪩 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱!

FEBRUARY

2.10 - Forbidden Fruit Mardi Gras Party at .underground with - St. Louis, MO

🆕 2.18 - Special edition of .fip at - Miami, FL

🆕 2. 21 - Paul’s Dolls @ - New York, NY

MARCH

3.16 - Mammoth 2024 - Mammoth, CA

See you on the dance floor 💋🕺

Which of these .mia shots is your fave, 1️⃣ 2️⃣ or 3️⃣? 😜

❄️💋🪩 WINTER TOUR ❄️💋🪩

JANUARY

1.26 - Heatwave .suave - Tampa, FL
1.27 - Midnight Service .mia - Miami, FL

FEBRUARY

2.2 - Studio 69 - Washington, DC
2.3 - Club Closet - New Orleans, LA
2.10 - Mardi Gras Party @ Mississippi Underground - St. Louis, MO

MARCH

3.16 - Mammoth 2024 - Mammoth, CA

Tickets on my website/Linktree.

Nothing beats the cold like a boogie! 😘⛷️

2024 is already a wild ride! We’ve kicked off the year at Mischief Masquerade in , grooved at ’s fabulous party , and spread some love at Madison Square Garden ! 🌟

Wrapping up this very exciting January with a bang, I’ll be spinning hot house and disco this Friday at Heatwave in Tampa and bringing the heat to Miami on Saturday for a very special Midnight Service.

Can’t wait to see your fabulous faces on the dance floor soon! 😘

Grab your tix and join the party! 🥳

JANUARY

1.26 - Heatwave - Tampa, FL
1.27 - Midnight Service .mia - Miami,FL

FEBRUARY
2.2 - Studio 69 - Washington D.C
2.3 - Club Closet - New Orleans
2.10 - Mardi Gras Party @ Mississippi Underground - St. Luis Missouri

MARCH

3.16 - Mammoth 2024 - California

🚨Your NYE just got EVEN MORE MISCHIEVOUS!🚨
DROPO, GRANT TYLER, and CASSSTI (a special guest from the iconic in Bogota) are joining in on the fun at the Mischief Masquerade at .
From disco house, latin house, and tech house, we’re gonna keep it bumpin’ all night long (until 8am!)! Can’t wait to see you on the dance floor as we bring in 2024!
Don’t forget that your ticket to Mischief Masquerade includes entry to The Masked Ball and Elevation After Hours downstairs at Red Eye in the C**k Pit!
Ticket link in bio 👹
Full Lineup (alphabetical order)


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Your NYE plans are HERE! MISCHIEF MASQUERADE is happening in the heart of Hell’s Kitchen at 😈🎭, and this party goes LATE! 😜 I’ll be spinning your favorite house, tech house, and disco music with all night long for a NYE you won’t forget.

We’ll be grooving from 10p until 8a! (yes, 10 hours!), and your ticket includes all-night entry to the Masked Ball and Evolution Afters events happening at Red Eye! So, if you’ve already got midnight plans elsewhere, definitely stop by to dance the rest of the night away!

Snag your discounted pre-sale tickets now! Just send me a DM, and I’ll send you the link.

Will I be seeing you there? 😜

This Thursday at 10:30pm, Madame Vivien V and I are throwing a FABULOUS party with a purpose at 9 Bob Note (270 Meserole Av, next to 3 Dollar Bill) called SLEIGH to raise money to help trans asylum seekers find new lives in safe haven countries.

Music
Joey with the Mustache
Arra

Shows
Madame Vivien V
Junior Mintt
Sweaty Eddie .tv

It’s free with RSVP, and if you’re able, we hope that you’ll contribute at least $20 to our partner organization, Trans Asylias, at the event!

Free RSVP: https://www.seetickets.us/event/Sleigh/579140

Additionally, we’re looking for donors to our silent auction! If you have anything you’d like to contribute (services, products, anything!), we’d be VERY thankful! DM me with your contribution and we’ll send you deets (it’s easy!)

Hope to see you there! 😘

Our fabulous hosts for SLEIGH are:
Iman Le Caire
Chad Remy
Chris Larson
Ejim
Evan Kline
Matthew Conrado
Syren Nara

Y'all, at was such a dream come true! I'm still feelin' the vibes from our fruitiest night to date! 🍒🍑🪩🍍🍌

✨ Special thanks to my iconic co-producer and partner in crime , the cast and crew, and the world-class talent I got to DJ with (, , , ).

See everyone back on the dance floor soon. We can’t wait to show you what we’ve got in store. 😘



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Will I shave the mustache? 🪒 NEVERMORE 🐦‍⬛
Happy Thanksgiving from the Pines!
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Are you ready for our fruitiest weekend yet? 🍒🍑🍍🍌

📆 NYC - Friday, Nov 17: at - music by , , , , & performance by

📆 CHICAGO - Sunday, Nov 19: Fruit Snax joins the party at Berry That! - music by , live performance by - hosts , , , ,

Join the juiciest q***r house music parties, all tickets in my bio! https://linktr.ee/joeywiththemustache

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*brrrrrp* FRUIT SNAX is THIS FRIDAY (Nov 17) at ! 🍓🍉🍒🍊🍋🍍🍌🍏🍈🥝🥭
2 iconic rooms
5 DJs ( )
Countless iconic performers (with headlining!)
Fruity surprises and so much MORE!
Ticket link in bio! 💦

A fashion photographer stopped me at the absurdly bourgeois Place Vendôme en Paris to photograph “stylishly dressed people” (which somehow included yours truly).
My life isn’t Emily in Paris, but I’m going to keep walking around in this coat until my existence becomes charming, ambient, binge-worthy television…
Adventures: and (not pictured, but definitely giggling)
Coat:
Hashtags because it’s a bit and we’re sticking to it.