Your Mom's House Podcast

The internet's wildest podcast hosted by comedians Tom Segura and Christina P.

08/18/2024

How do THESE ANGELIC TWINS, who turned 32, look now after they DISAPPEARED from Hollywood?😰 Their JAW-DROPPING pics are in the comments.👇

08/18/2024

MY FIANCÉE ASKED THE BRIDESMAIDS TO LOCK MY DAUGHTER AWAY TO EXCLUDE HER FROM OUR WEDDING — I OVERHEARD IT AND CAME UP WITH THIS PLAN.

I met Emily three years after my wife's death. A bit later, I introduced her to my only daughter, Amy. They started getting along straight away.

Soon, I proposed, and we started preparing for the wedding. But while talking about my daughter as a flower girl, Emily suddenly began suggesting we have only her little nephew instead, but I insisted on having my daughter there.

On the day of the wedding, I passed by a room before going to the altar and overheard Emily's bridesmaids talking.

1: "She was clear; we need to kinda 'accidentally' lock Amy in this room before the ceremony."
2: "Is she nuts? It's her future stepdaughter. WHY?"
1: "Emily can't stand her because she looks like Jim's dead wife."

Wow... I was mad as HELL. NO ONE COULD DO THIS TO MY BABY. So, I came up with a plan.

Fast forward to now, Emily is walking down the aisle, all shining and smiling. But the very next moment, she ⬇️

08/18/2024

"SNL" icon Chevy Chase became a first-time grandpa at 80 while "Baywatch" actor David Hasselhoff welcomed his first-ever grandchild at 72! 🤩✨ More than 12 photos of their momentous are below.👇 And 4 more highlights of the week are also compiled for you!v

08/18/2024

MY NEIGHBORS SNEAKED INTO MY POOL FOR THEIR 4TH OF JULY PARTY — THEY WEREN'T READY FOR MY RESPONSE

My entitled neighbors decided it was perfectly fine to use my pool while I was away. They just strolled into my backyard with swimsuits and food, ready to have the time of their lives on my property. Mind you, these are the same neighbors who called the cops on me several times during the pool construction for "disturbing the peace."
When I saw the footage from my security cameras, I felt my eye twitch. As soon as I got back home, I marched over to their door to confront them.
“UGH, STOP BEING A DRAMA QUEEN. YOU BARELY USE THE POOL ANYWAYS,” my neighbor scoffed. That’s when I decided to put the cameras to good use.
How I taught them a lesson is in the comments below.

08/18/2024

The '00s heartthrob looks UNRECOGNIZABLE. What happened to him is in the comments below.👇

08/18/2024

I LOOKED UNDER OUR BATHTUB WHILE MY HUSBAND WAS ON A BUSINESS TRIP – WHAT I FOUND THERE MADE ME GO PALE.

A few weeks ago, while my husband was away on a business trip, a decorative panel on our bathtub fell off. Not a big deal, right? I sent him a quick message asking if I could fix it myself. His reply came back almost immediately, and it was not at all what I expected – THIS.

Now, my husband has always been the calmest, kindest person. We've been together for 10 years, and I've never heard him use such a tone. Naturally, his over-the-top reaction piqued my curiosity. How could it not? So, despite his warning, I decided to check it out.

Inside, I found something that made my blood run cold. It turned out that under it, he was hiding ⬇️

08/18/2024

BUSINESS-CLASS TEEN PASSENGER THREW CHIPS AT ME WHILE HIS DAD LAUGHED — THEY HAD NO IDEA THEY’D REGRET IT AN HOUR LATER.

ME: "What are you doing? Calm down, kid!"

TEEN (MOCKING ME WHILE STILL THROWING CHIPS): "Calm down, kid! Calm down!"
ME: "Excuse me, are you this kid's father?"

FATHER (LAUGHING): "Hold on, I'm recording this! Can you say 'Calm down, kid!' one more time?"

I'm not one for confrontation, so I just asked the flight attendant if I could switch seats. They moved me, and I spent the rest of the flight thinking about how some people act when they feel a little more privileged than others.

But karma has a way of showing up when you least expect it. About an hour later, after I was off the plane, I ran into the same kid and his dad again and their faces changed real quick because this time, the tables had turned as I was that same person who ⬇️

08/17/2024

MY 5-YEAR-OLD STARTED WEARING MY WIFE'S HIGH HEELS & USING HER LIPSTICK, ACCIDENTALLY EXPOSING HER LIE.
It had been happening for a month: every day I came home, and my little daughter, Jazmin, greeted me in her mom's high heels, saying, "I'm a princess like Mom!"
Each time, I hugged her, telling her she was beautiful, but I couldn't shake off the nagging thought: Why is this happening?
The reason for my concern was that my wife NEVER wore heels. She just had one pair, and she never wore makeup, always saying it was uncomfortable for her. It's one of the reasons I love her—she isn't afraid to be natural.
Yesterday, I finally asked Jazmin:
Me: "Honey, you always say you look like Mom, but Mom never wears heels."

08/17/2024

Top news of this week is in the comments below. 😇👇

08/17/2024

He was once declared the ”Sexiest Man Alive”, but these days this legendary actor is practically unrecognisable. Now he has turned 82 and you better sit before seeing this icon now... See in comments 😲👇🏻

08/17/2024

MY GRANDDAUGHTER CAME TO STAY WITH US FOR SUMMER, BUT WHEN I OPENED HER SUITCASE, I CALLED HER MOM IN SHOCK.
This summer, my 13-year-old granddaughter, Lily, came to stay with us for a few weeks. We were all excited to have her, and she seemed just as thrilled to be here. Lily has always been a sweet, well-behaved girl, so I didn't expect any surprises when she arrived. But boy, was I wrong.
The day she got here, I helped her carry her suitcase up to the guest room. She was running around, exploring the house, so I figured I'd help her unpack and make her feel at home. I opened her suitcase, expecting to find the usual stuff — clothes, maybe some books, and her favorite stuffed animal. But when I unzipped that suitcase, I almost DROPPED it.
Right on top of her neatly folded clothes and a pile of books were ⬇️

08/17/2024

With heavy hearts, we report the sad news about the multi-talented actress Kathy Bates... - Check the comments

08/17/2024

ENTITLED NEIGHBORS MOCKED ME FOR LIVING IN MY LATE FATHER'S OLD HOUSE — BUT AFTER WHAT I DID, THEY BEGGED TO COME OVER
When I turned 22, my father tragically passed away, leaving me only our old house. He begged me not to sell it, to create my own family there... Honestly, that was the last thing I wanted to do.
I focused on work and, over time, didn't notice the house slowly falling apart. But at some point, I could no longer ignore it. The situation worsened when neighbors started mocking me, and the girl I was dating ghosted me after seeing where I lived.
That’s when I decided to undertake a major renovation. "This will be the most beautiful house on the street," I thought. But one day, a beam fell to the first floor, so I had to replace the entire floor in that room. As I started removing the boards, one by one, I discovered a wooden door underneath them.
I pulled the handle, and my heart skipped a beat. Inside was a secret room. Could this be my father's true inheritance?👇

08/17/2024

This Historic Scene Of Bewitched Has Never Been Edited - Take A Closer Look And Try Not To Gasp In The Video In The TOP Comment Below👀⬇

08/17/2024

ENTITLED PASSENGER SPILLED HIS DRINK ON MY LAPTOP, COMPLETELY RUINING IT MID-FLIGHT – KARMA CAUGHT HIM AS SOON AS WE LANDED.
I was on a flight to visit my sick grandmother when the passenger next to me spilled his drink on my laptop, completely ruining it.
When I politely asked for an apology, he scoffed and said, "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, CRY?"
I was furious and spent the rest of the flight silently fuming inside. But that wasn’t the end of the story. I didn’t know it then, but karma had prepared the perfect revenge for me. As we were landing, the flight attendant announced that⬇️

08/17/2024

What is seen by the husband in the picture that made him divorce his wife?
Check the first comment for the answer👇

08/17/2024

THIS IS MY ENTITLED EX-LANDLORD WHO REFUSES TO GIVE ME BACK A WASHING MACHINE AND DISHWASHER I BOUGHT WHILE LIVING IN HIS APARTMENT - BUT I TAUGHT HIM A REAL LESSON.
About a month ago, I found a new place closer to work, so I decided it was time to move out. I told my ex-landlord, Mr. Grady, I was leaving and gave him the heads-up I was supposed to. Everything was going smooth, and I was packing up my stuff. On moving day, I went to take my washing machine and dishwasher — the ones I paid for with my own money when I first moved in.
And then, Mr. Grady hits me with this whammy:
Ex-landlord: “Where do you think you’re going with those? They belong to the apartment now.”
Me: “Excuse me? Nope, I bought these. They’re mine.”
Ex-landlord: “No. They’re part of the apartment now. If you take them, I’ll deduct the cost from your security deposit.”
Me: “I’ll contact a lawyer.”
Ex-landlord: “You? A stupid waitress? Good luck!”
I mean, I was floored. I bought those appliances with the money I earned busting my butt during 14-hour shifts. There was no way I was going to let him just walk all over me like that. I came up with the perfect plan to teach Mr. Grady a lesson he’d never forget. So, I... ⬇️

08/17/2024

You are not big enough for her!" They all laughed at him for marrying her! Years later, they all wish they hadn't 😱💔 look what happened in first comments below👇

08/17/2024

After all the pain and heartbreak from her divorce from Tom Brady... Gisele Bündchen, 43, has a new man in her life. Sit down before you see who it is, because you might recognize him and you will be surprised 😮 Check Comments ⬇️👇

08/17/2024

Jennifer Garner bought and revived the farm that belonged to her grandparents🏡😻She grows pumpkins, picks berries and feeds cows. It is a heaven of her own.🤩✨The star proudly shares photos of her farm. - Full story in the comments:

08/17/2024

I WAS READING MY GRANDKIDS A BOOK ABOUT A SECRET CHAMBER WHEN SUDDENLY, THEY REVEALED THAT THEIR PARENTS HAD ONE TOO.
I'm 64 and recently widowed. My son and daughter-in-law have supported me a lot, and they invited me to live at their home for some time.
I agreed as it was hard to stay totally alone. The only thing they asked of me was NOT to go to the basement, as there were repairs being done. It was very dusty, and I’m allergic to dust.
So, here I am, babysitting my grandkids, cooking meals, and trying to be grateful to my kids.
Moving forward to yesterday. It was almost 9 p.m., and I was reading "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" to the kids. Suddenly, Eric, 4, exclaimed:
Eric: We have the Chamber of Secrets too! In the basement!
John: Eric, hush!! Grandma, he's kidding.
Eric: I'm not. I'll show it to you.
He grabbed my hand and pulled me toward the basement. While John, the eldest, ran for his parents, I was very intrigued and followed Eric. In the basement, I indeed saw a hidden room. But when I finally opened it, my heart broke into a million pieces as I saw MY ⬇️

08/17/2024

I had been doing everything I could to keep our lives running smoothly. Every day, I cooked meals, cleaned the house, and took care of our little boy. But my husband was literally sick of me! He kept repeating the same things every day: "FIND A JOB" and my personal favorite, "Lose some weight. YOU'RE FAT."
Of course, before our son was born, I was slim and managed both work and household chores. But after focusing on raising our child, doing everything on my own became difficult. I hoped to rely on my husband's support, but I was so mistaken...
After a while, he started disappearing in the evenings. When it became a routine, I couldn't resist following him. I wasn't going to sit around wondering anymore—I needed to know the truth.
My eyes widened when he walked into the most expensive restaurant in town, one I knew we couldn’t afford. But when he approached ANOTHER WOMAN and kissed her, I was shattered. This wasn't just a casual peck on the cheek; it was a passionate kiss, the kind he hadn't given me in ages! Rage surged through me when I saw the face of his mistress. WHAT A BASTARD! It was his👇

08/17/2024

MY LITTLE SON CALLED ME FROM AN UNKNOWN NUMBER AND BEGGED FOR HELP
We sent our son to my mother-in-law’s for two weeks while he was on school break. He loves visiting her and the city she lives in, so we never worried about him.
On the last day of his stay, which was also my birthday, his grandma was supposed to bring him back home and stay for the party.
That morning, I woke up and got a call from an unknown number. Thinking it was a birthday call, I answered. But instead of a cheerful greeting, I heard my son’s terrified, trembling voice:
“SAVE ME, MOMMY!!! I’M SCARED! I’M IN SOME DARK PLACE, AND THERE’S A MAN WHICH…” after those words, the call dropped.
I instantly left the house and ⬇️

08/17/2024

MY PARENTS REMARRIED NOT KNOWING IT WAS A TRAP SET BY THEIR EX-PARTNERS.

When I was 10, my parents got divorced. Over time, they both remarried—Dad to Helen, an unkind woman who always had a bit of a sharp edge to her, and Mom to David, a man who was calm and charming on the surface, but I often caught glimpses of his controlling nature.

Years passed, and those marriages fell apart too. But to my shock, my parents started secretly dating again and soon announced their wedding! They invited their exes, but Helen and David angrily refused to come. I was truly relieved.

So, you can imagine my fear when, on the big day, right in the middle of the reception, Helen and David walked in, each holding a glass of champagne. My parents exchanged nervous glances.

Helen and David stood before everyone, raised their glasses, and the room GASPED when Helen said:

Helen (raising her glass, voice cool): "We didn't plan on coming today… but we thought you should all know ⬇️

08/17/2024

Debated photos of Sarah Jessica Parker's LEGS, called "very dark," are in the comments below.🤔👇

08/17/2024

WE INVITED ALL OUR NEIGHBORS TO OUR HOUSEWARMING PARTY BUT WERE SHOCKED TO NOTICE THEY ALL CAME IN RED GLOVES.

My wife and I finally moved into our dream home — a cozy, old house in a picturesque neighborhood. To celebrate, we decided to throw a housewarming party and invited all our neighbors.

The night of the party, everything seemed to be perfect except one strange detail — all of them came in red gloves. Moreover, no one took them off — not even to eat or drink. Some even tried to hide their gloved hands.

Curiosity got the better of me, and I decided to casually ask one of our neighbors, a woman named Mrs. Harper, about the gloves.

Me: "Those are some interesting gloves, Mrs. Harper. Are they for a special occasion?"
Mrs. Harper (smiling nervously): "Oh, these? They're just... a neighborhood tradition."

08/17/2024

One morning, Laura told her daughter she was stepping out for some grocery shopping. Mia really wanted to accompany her, and Laura agreed.

While Laura was shopping, a strange detail caught Mia's attention: A milk carton with her image on it. Mia approached the carton and lifted it from the shelf. She stared at the word "MISSING" printed below her photo!

"Remember something?" Her mom's voice made her jump. Mia turned around, pressing the carton to her chest to hide it.

Mia knew something was off the day she arrived at Laura's house. She couldn't pinpoint what, but this milk carton was her first lead.

"I was…I was just looking," Mia replied nervously.

"Alright," Laura nodded and turned toward the checkout. As Laura walked away, Mia memorized the phone number on the carton. Thank God, this was the only carton with her photo; otherwise, Laura would've noticed it, too.

When Mia returned home, she immediately called the number. A few rings went through, and then a woman's voice answered.👇

08/17/2024

MY WIFE TOLD ME TО ABANDON MY DAUGHTER AND MOVE OUT FOR A FEW WEEKS — WHEN I FOUND OUT WHY, I WAS LEFT SPEECHLESS.

Our three-year-old daughter Allie is a total daddy's girl. My wife never seemed to mind, until one evening when she confronted me.

Her: "You have to move to your sister's house for a few weeks and not tell Allie. This is getting out of hand."

I thought she was joking. How could I abandon my 3-year-old daughter, who can barely spend a day without hugging me?

Me: "If you're worried about Allie, maybe you could join a mommy-and-me class?"

Her: "I don't have time for that. You need to leave and don't tell her why, just go. It'll force her to bond with me. I grew up without a dad, and that made me and my mother closer. She will be just fine."

I refused. I couldn't abandon my little girl just because my wife felt jealous. After countless arguments, we agreed I could tell Allie where I was going and stay at a friend's house for a week. A few days in, missing my daughter terribly, I decided to surprise her with a Happy Meal.

When I walked into the house, I dropped everything as I saw ⬇️

08/17/2024

Ring in the wedding bells! 💍💒 Congratulations to Michael J Fox and Tracy Pollan's daughter Schuyler. 🥰 Photos of the magical venue is below. 💐👇

08/17/2024

Serena Williams was denied access to a restaurant because of THIS ONE THING.🤯 The restaurant APOLOGIZED, but users say she "DESERVES" it. 😬Here's why in the comments below.👇

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