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Looking for a good basic paddle as a beginner? Here's what we recommend. ⬇️

On the left is the Pounder and on the right as is A$$ Be**er, Jr. Each one is 12 inches long and can be anywhere from half an inch to three-quarters of an inch thick.

The Pounder has a more narrow paddle area, and a slightly longer one, while the A$$ Be**er, Jr paddle area is shorter and wider. Both are great for hitting just one 🍑 cheek at a time.

If you're looking for stingy or thuddy in your paddle, check the weight of each one because it differs based on both style of paddle AND type of wood. We include the approximate weight of every paddle on our site - pick a wood type, scroll down to Additional Info, and you should see it.

Under 7 ounces - stingy
Over 7 ounces - thuddy
7 ounces? A bit of both sting and thud

Ready for your first (or next) wooden paddle? Shop here: https://thekinkery.com/product-category/spanking-paddles/

When we debuted our resin daggers a few weeks ago, we had no idea the Pugio would be so popular - but we only have these two left!!

Our resin daggers were designed for a fun, colorful way to experience sensation play and/or 🔪 play without a real blade.

The one on the left is a dark hot pink, while the one on the right is a combination of purple and white. The Pugio is just under six inches long, and every corner on it is SHARP, even the hilt!

We have other styles available but if this one speaks to you, get it while you can because we won't have more until September or October!

Shop here: https://thekinkery.com/product/pugio-resin-dagger/

Made-to-order colorful resin handle for a 1/4" Delrin cane...does anyone else get Halloween vibes from green and black?

The handle is about five inches long and over an inch in diameter at the bottom. The Delrin is a quarter-inch thick - our stingiest size - and measures about 16 inches long once it's attached to the handle.

Pull it back at the tip as far as it will go and then let it go on a willing 🍑 for maximum pain!

Want one made in your favorite colors (up to 2!)? Shop here: https://thekinkery.com/product-category/delrin-canes/

Credit: Kink Academy

Looking for a wooden paddle that has a unique look or feel? Check these out!

In order:
XOXO
Holy Terror
Rough Rider
Wolf Paw Resin Inlay
Bear Paw Resin Inlay

The Resin Inlay paddles are smooth so they don't add extra sensation, but they look amazing!

Which one is your favorite?

Get your new paddle here: https://thekinkery.com/product-category/spanking-paddles/

Don't be fooled by impact toys that *look* basic or simple. Sometimes those are the ones that hurt the most!

Shown here, in order:
⚫ Slapsticks - a lightweight smacky and stingy "paddle"
⚫ Thick Sticks - a cross between a paddle and a cane. Be prepared for serious burning sting and (potentially) stripes
⚫ Delrin Canes and an Evil Stick - the canes come in 1/4" and 3/8" Delrin, and the Evil Stick is 3mm carbon fiber

These are also fairly quiet toys. The only noise you'll have to worry about is screaming.

Want a new toy for your kinky toy bag? Shop here: https://thekinkery.com/shop/

Artist credit: gryzlock

Resin daggers are sharp, pokey, and scratchy!

*Warning (or tap thru to see): The resin "blade" is against Kayla's arm in the last two pics.*

The corners at the tip are sharp and CAN break skin, so be careful!

Resin daggers are great for 🔪 play without a blade and sensation play.

The styles showcased here are the Poignard style.

Easter egg: Why do we take so many pics in our backyard? Because it's where we can get the best lighting, lol. But if it fits with your outdoor kink play vibe, we're here for that, too!

Want a resin dagger? Shop here: https://thekinkery.com/product-category/resin-daggers/

A couple of Moon Phase designs in our Resin Inlay paddles that were shipped out this week.

We call the blue "True Blue" and we should probably call that red a "True Red" because it is 🔥.

This design is available in our large Resin Inlay paddles - 18 inches long and able to hit both cheeks at once. 😈

Want one? Shop here: https://thekinkery.com/product/resin-inlay-paddle-large/

Rough Riders are a little deceptive. The h**p rope makes them look like they'd hurt like hell. (And the knots on the back do!)

But the rope adds weight to the paddle, making it thuddy AND slightly scratchy, adding sensation. The scratch is only has harsh as you want it to be. If you go lightly, it's not too bad. Dig in deep, especially on a freshly smacked 🍑 and yes, it'll hurt.

If you want a good smack, use the back side, but watch out for the knots. They've been known to leave bruises.

Want one? Shop here: https://thekinkery.com/product/rough-rider-paddle/

Don't let Thick Sticks fool you. They bring the heat! You get the best of a wooden paddle and a cane in one toy.

Even better, they have the potential to leave marks (see the last pic).

Available in Cherry (left) and Black Walnut (right)

Shop here: https://thekinkery.com/product/thick-stick/

Artist credit: Chicken thoughts

Slapsticks are great for slapping, smacking, and creating a slow-burn sting that can (if you're patient enough) because unbearable with very little force needed. Ask us how we know. 😈

Slapsticks are available in Hard Maple (left) and Cherry (right).

They were designed to be similar to paint stir sticks but a lot of people use them as a sturdier replacement for a ruler. They're fairly narrow and very thin, but they can definitely get a sub or bottom's attention.

Want one? Shop here: https://thekinkery.com/product/slapstick-impact-toy/

This purple and white swirled resin cane handle has us like 😍

The cane is 3/8-inch Delrin which produces a thuddy type of burn. (Our other available size is 1/4-inch thick Delrin which is whippy and stingy.)

Resin handles are made to order, and you can choose up to 2 colors - with or without glitter! It's a toy custom made for you.

Want one? Shop here: https://thekinkery.com/product-category/delrin-canes/

These paddles are for the kinksters who love a bold color and a stinging smack - which is why we call them Pop-o-Color paddles or Pops for short.

You definitely won't lose this in your toy bag, and you'll definitely feel every smack.

It's made of lightweight wood so it's easy to hold but not always easy to handle. 😈

Available in black, red, green, blue, purple, pink, and turquoise.

Get yours here: https://thekinkery.com/product/pop-o-color/

Check out the Resin Inlay paddles we shipped this week! Purple and green have been very popular lately - and its obvious why!

That paw is a bear paw available in our small Resin Inlay paddles. And the Moon Phase designs in the large Resin Inlay paddles continue to dominate (pun not intended, lol).

Want one? Shop here: https://thekinkery.com/product-category/spanking-paddles/

Two styles of our resin daggers have been THE most popular for those who want 🔪 play without a blade or just another way to experience sensation.

The first two images are the Pugio and the rest are the Longsword, and this is all that's left in these styles until our next drop!

They're all very pokey and scratchy, great for scraping against the skin or giving hard pokes. For some people, they may leave marks. (Kayla had light scratches on her arm just from a quick demo.)

We have a few other styles available, too if you're looking for more color options.

Check out all of our resin daggers here: https://thekinkery.com/product-category/resin-daggers/

These are all the large resin daggers we have left in stock (until our next drop)! This is the Poignard. The "blade" is long and narrow, with plenty of room on the side to cover a large section of the body in scratchy sensation!

Use these for 🔪 play with a real blade or for scratchy, pokey, and sharp sensation play!

Other styles are available. The Knightly (our other large dagger) is sold out.

Get yours here: https://thekinkery.com/product-category/resin-daggers/

Check out the Resin Inlay paddles with Moon Phase designs we've just shipped!

The wood is Black Walnut. The resin colors are (in order) white, green, and purple.

The length of the paddle means you can hit both cheeks at one time, and Black Walnut is VERY smacky!

Want one for yourself? Order here: https://thekinkery.com/product/resin-inlay-paddle-large/

Resin daggers are now available!!!! These are great for knife play without a real blade or some scratchy, poky sensation play.

The edges on the tip are very sharp (be careful putting them in/taking them out of your pocket - you WILL poke yourself) and the sides have sharp corners that are great for scraping.

We have six styles in three sizes and multiple colors/color combos! Our email subscribers got first choice, but there are a ton left.

Pictured here, in order:
Knightly - Pink and White
Poignard - Purple Sparkle and Black
Poignard - Purple and White
Poignard - Clear with Rainbow Swirls
Pugio - Turquoise
Small Poignard - Black with a Blue Color Shift along the blade
Kris - Silver Sparkle and Black
Longsword - White Glitter

Get yours here: https://thekinkery.com/product-category/resin-daggers/

Slapsticks may not look like much, but they'll definitely get a sub/bottom's attention. 😈

They're great for delicate areas that can't handle heavy impact, quick stingy smacks as a "reminder" of who's in charge, or a surprise smack in the middle of a scene.

Shown here, left to right: Maple, African Mahogany, and Cherry

Want one? Shop here: https://thekinkery.com/product/slapstick-impact-toy/

Rough Riders give you thud and sensation thanks to the h**p rope. The knots on the back are NO JOKE. Swipe for a closer look at what the paracord looks like - IF you add it to your paddle (it's always optional).

Available in Maple (left) and Cherry (right)

Want a Rough Rider paddle? Shop here: https://thekinkery.com/product/rough-rider-paddle/

Two Delrin canes with resin handles. The one on the left is purple and ocean blue. The one on the right is hot pink and ocean blue.

It's a 1/4" cane, so it's thin, whippy, and very stingy. For those who tend to mark, you can expect stripes with the right amount of impact. 😈

Canes with resin handles are made to order, so you pick the color(s) you want, and we make it just for you!

Want a new cane? Shop here: https://thekinkery.com/product-category/delrin-canes/