Stateroom Statements

Stateroom Statements makes clever cruise gear - Cruise Door Magnets, Apparel and more!

06/22/2024

Do NOT tell me.

06/16/2024

C'mon kids, we bought the photo package! 🛳️📷

06/04/2024

in memoriam 🙏

04/17/2024

This makes me so happy happy 🥹

03/19/2024

Dangerous...

02/01/2024

You wanted this. 🍹

01/29/2024

I am never going to financially recover from this. 🍺🍹

01/08/2024

She's even bigger than I imagined 🚢

12/29/2023

I have a note from my dentist...

12/15/2023

YOU may be entitled to compensation 🦖😱💰

12/14/2023

Tag guilty parties in the comments 🚢📷

08/03/2023

Happy Anniversary…to us! We are celebrating ONE YEAR since we founded Stateroom Statements. Here’s a little bit of what we’ve been up to:

🚢Thousands of cruisers have chosen our brand for their cruise decorations, shirts and other sailing gear

🚢We’ve helped celebrate hundreds of birthdays, anniversaries, graduations and more special occasions

🚢We've donated over $700 to non-profits in the Bahamas, Virgin Islands, Haiti, Mexico and more

We can't wait to see what the next year has in store for our brand and the cruise community and we’re so thankful for all of our partners, friends, and customers.

07/23/2023

Why do people decorate on cruises?

06/07/2023

ALL are welcome at the buffet table. 🚢🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
We're proud to support cruisers of all stripes all year long - a percentage of profits for this fab design are contributed to The Trevor Project and the Los Angeles LGBT Center

05/18/2023

05/13/2023

🐸 It’s not easy being terrycloth…

04/26/2023

04/14/2023

>◎//: Attention, Users - your seafaring conveyance is ready for boarding.

04/06/2023

I Solemnly Swear that I'm only stumbling because of the rough seas...

03/25/2023

"I'll be there for you...when the buffet is closed. And I'll be there for you...when your bingo card's close..." 👏👏👏👏

03/24/2023

It's called art, look it up. 💅

03/23/2023

All mealtimes have wine, and bartenders swoon...

03/19/2023

Brb, we're drafting a petition for Mr. Iger

03/16/2023

This little beauty is currently a BEST SELLER for cruise magnets on Etsy. We're so thrilled to have helped hundreds of couples celebrate their special day at sea.

03/13/2023

Cruise Door Magnets fix everything

03/01/2023

New merch line dropping 3.15

02/27/2023

You spent HOW MUCH on dole whips?

02/17/2023

Look at you... Tasting exotic cocktails from faraway lands, touring the wine list like a connoisseur, and sipping shots like the cruise never ends. You are a Drink Package Diva.