Rocky's Pizza

Hi everyone!

My name is Jay and I’m the new owner of Rocky’s. I just wanted to thank you all for your continued support as I've taken over and invite everyone who hasn’t been in yet to stop by. We are still here making the same great food you know and love!

This weekend we have sausage potato soup to start with and a couple other good specials. First we’re doing a Rocky’s clambake. A dozen clams, a chicken cutlet, a side of linguini with clam sauce, and salad and Rocky’s roll. Second we’re doing a creamy cajun pasta with a salad and Rocky’s roll. We’re also doing some great new desserts from Corbo’s bakery to finish your dinner with!

Enjoy the corny joke and I hope to see you all here this weekend!

A woman wakes up on her birthday, comes downstairs to her husband waiting with her coffee already made. Excited, she says to her husband "Honey, I had a dream last night that you gave me a diamond necklace for my birthday. What do you think it means?" she asked.
Her husband smiles and says "Maybe tonight you'll find out."
Later that night, the husband takes her out for a birthday date. They go out to a nice show, and have dinner at their favorite place.
At the end of the meal, the husband takes out a small gift-wrapped box, gives it to his wife, and says, "Happy Birthday honey. I’m sure you’re going to love it!”
The wife opens the box with so much excitement and inside is a book titled "How to Interpret Your Dreams."

Looking forward to seeing you guys!
Jay

Hello Rocky’s Family,

23 years! Here we are! As I sit here to write this and look back on the past 23 years, all I can think of is people. Amazing people! Entra come amici, esci come famiglia. Enter as friends, leave as family. That sign has hung in our dining room, a gift from my sister, and there is nothing more true. There are so many people that have become family to Anita and I, aunts and uncles to Matt and Libby. We truly cannot thank you all enough!
When I took over Rocky’s, it was your local family pizza joint with a juke box and pinball machine. I would like to think that I have really transformed it since then. Whether you have been with me since then or just recently discovered it, thank you! Thank you for your support! It has been quite the ride.
As of 9/8/2024, Rocky’s has turned over ownership. It was not an easy decision for me, but it was what was best for me and my family. It definitely feels bittersweet. It is time for me to slow down and enjoy my life a little more. My family and I have loved our time at Rocky’s, but I am really looking forward to doing a lot of things I haven’t been able to in years because of the time commitment Rocky’s has been.
Rocky’s new owner is Jay. I am very excited for him and I am excited for the future of Rocky’s. He is coming in with a lot of enthusiasm and ideas to help make Rocky’s even better. I ask you to give him a chance. He wants to keep Rocky’s Rocky’s. He wants to keep the authenticity of the restaurant we all love. I wouldn’t have trusted him with my legacy if it wasn’t for that.
I will be around for a while helping him with this transition. This will take about 3 years. Matt and I will definitely still be involved. I genuinely think he will keep this place somewhere you all will continue to come to. Please come in and show him your support!
Thank you all for your love and support over these 23 years! I cannot tell you how much it has meant to me and my family. We all ask for your prayers in this transition in our lives and please don’t be strangers! Stop in and meet Jay and continue to enjoy our Rocky’s!

Thank you all!
Larry

Happy Friday!

This weekend Matt did some experimenting and has made a spinach and artichoke stuffed portobello cap over pasta. It’ll be served with salad and roll. We are also doing our Rocky’s burger with potato skins. Pastafagioli for soup and a whole array of delicious desserts.

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks. "Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."

See you this weekend!
Larry

Happy Friday!

This weekend we have two really good specials for you! First we’re making a sun dried tomato pesto that will be served over linguini with chicken and topped with fresh basil. It comes with salad and a roll. We’re also making a grilled steak caesar wedge salad. Nice and light for this heat! It comes with garlic bread.

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber... He awoke before the Pearly Gates where saint Peter said,"You died in your sleep Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead?No I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back! St Peter said,"I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a lesser being. An animal. Ralph was devastated, but begs St Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past."So you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?" "Not bad,"replied Ralph the Hen,but I have this strange feeling inside, like I'm going to explode." "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before!" "Never."said Ralph. "Well just relax and let it happen," says the rooster" It's no big deal." Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg – his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..."RALPH wake up! You crapped the bed!"

See you this weekend!
Larry

Hope everyone is staying cool this weekend!

We’ve got some good specials for you! First we’re doing a caprese flatbread. Fresh tomatoes, mozzarella, and basil! Yum! We’re also making a summer tortellini pasta with fresh veggies and a light sauce. Comes with salad and a roll. Delicious!

Today I opened a new email account, I always use the same password: "cabbage". It's easy to remember. But it seems the computer had other plans...
Please enter your new password: "cabbage"
Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
"boiled cabbage"
Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
"1 boiled cabbage"
Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
"50bloodyboiledcabbages"
Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
"50BLOODYboiledcabbages"
Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. "50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessnow”
Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. “ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYouDontGiveMeAccessnow”
Sorry, that password is already in use!

See you this weekend!
Larry

Happy Father’s Day (and Larry’s birthday) weekend!!

Bring dad in tonight or tomorrow for some good specials! First we have a grilled shrimp salad. Nice and light for this hot weather! It comes with a Rocky’s roll. For those not feeling something light we’re doing tortellini alfredo with broccoli and a chicken cutlet on top. So good!!

There’s a story about a man who stopped at the grocery store to get something for his wife on his way home from work. He wondered aimlessly trying to seek out the groceries he needs.
As often the case in a grocery store, he kept passing the same shopper in almost every aisle. It was a father trying to shop with his completely uncooperative toddler. The first time he passed the young boy asked if he could have a candy bar. The bystander couldn’t hear the whole conversation but heard the dad say “now Billy, this won’t take long.”
As he passed him in the next aisle he heard the boy get a little more angry with his pleas asking several times for a candy bar. The dad responded with “Billy, we will be in the car in just a little bit and everything will be okay.”
Next he saw the two in the dairy section and at this point the kid was screaming and uncontrollable about how he wants candy. Yet again, the dad was very calm just stating “Billy, it’s almost over. We will be in the car soon enough. Just hang in there!”. Again, the bystander was very impressed by the dad.
He checked out and hurried to the parking lot in hopes to catch the dad. He told him he was shocked at his ability to remain calm and not yell at little Billy. The dad looked at him surprised and said “Oh I think you misunderstood. I am Billy!”

Stop in this weekend to with our old man a happy big 6-0!! Hope to see you!
Matt and Libby

Hi everyone!

We’ve got some good specials for you this weekend. First we’re making veal marsala with a side of pasta and salad and roll. We’re also making a blackened mahi mahi salad with a lemon dressing. Nice and light and delicious!

A woman joins a country club and one day hears the guys talking about their golf round. She says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?" No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot. Finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 am." He figures the early tee-time will discourage her. The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late. They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay." She's there at 6:30 am sharp and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round. She's fun and pleasant and the guys are impressed. They congratulate her and invite her back the next week. She smiles, and says, "I'll be there at 6:30, or 6:45." The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she plays left-handed. The three guys are incredulous as she still beats them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They're totally amazed. They can't figure her out. She's very pleasant and a gracious winner. They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her. The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys. This week she plays right-handed and narrowly beats all three of them. The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part. However, she's so charming and complimentary of their strong play, they can't hold a grudge. This woman is a riddle no one can figure out. After the game they decide to have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse. Finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?" The lady blushes, and grins. "Well I'm ambidextrous," she replies. "I like to switch back and forth. When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the n**e. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his w***y points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed." The guys think this is hysterical and burst into laughter. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the them asks, "What if it's pointing straight up?" "Then I'm fifteen minutes late."

See you this weekend!
Larry

Happy weekend!

This weekend we’re doing cheese ravioli in a creamy mushroom sauce with salad and roll. We’re also doing coconut shrimp with a pina coldada sauce and fries. Perfect for summer!

A man named Jim strides into John’s Stable looking to buy a horse. “Listen here,” says John, the owner. “I’ve got just the horse you're looking for. The only thing is he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn’t stop and go the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to yell 'heyhey!', and the way to get him to go is by yelling 'Thank God!'" Jim nodded his head. “Fine with me. Can I take him for a test run?” John agrees. A few minutes later, Jim is having the time of his life, thinking to himself that the horse sure could run fast. As he speeds down a dirt road, he panics as he realizes there's a cliff-edge fast approaching. "Stop!" screams Jim, to no avail. He remembers what he has to say to make the horse stop just five feet from the edge and yells: "HEYHEY!" The horse skids to a halt, with just an inch to spare before a sheer drop of hundreds of feet. Gasping, Jim looks over the cliff-edge in disbelief at his good fortune. He looks up to the sky, raises his hands in the air and breathes a deep sigh of relief. "Oh," he says, relieved. "Thank God!"

See you this weekend!
Larry

Hi everyone!

This weekend we are making one of our favorites: a seafood boil. Andouille sausage, potatoes, corn, shrimp, and clams clams all steamed in a delicious broth. Comes with a salad and Rocky’s roll for dipping. We also are doing taste of Italy with a ravioli trio: 6 ravioli with 3 different sauces. Comes with salad and roll.

A man wanted to be dismissed from jury duty, but none of his excuses worked. So on the day of the trial, he asked to approach the bench. "Your Honor," he said, "I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant." "Oh?" the judge asked. "Yes!" the man replied. "I took one look at the man in the blue suit with those beady eyes and that dishonest face, and I thought, 'He's a crook! He's 100% guilty.' So, your Honor, I couldn't possibly be on this jury!" The judge replied, "Get back in the jury box. You are just the kind of juror we are seeking--a good judge of character." The man protested, "How can you say that?" "Because," the judge said, "that man is the defendant's lawyer."

See you this weekend!
Larry

Happy Mothers Day Weekend Everyone!

We’ve got two good specials for you. We’re doing sacchetti (cheese filled pasta pouches) two different ways. First is a blue cheese alfredo with steak and asparagus and it comes with salad and a roll. Or you can get it with shrimp in a blush sauce. Also with salad and a roll. French onion is our soup this weekend also.

Jeff and his girlfriend Jenny decide to become bank-robbers. Jenny does the actual robbing at gunpoint inside the banks while Jeff waits outside as the getaway driver. They are initially successful with a string of heists that make headlines and they become folk-heroes. Until one day their luck runs out and they get caught.
At trial, the judge condemns Jenny to ten years in prison, while Jeff gets two years. However, once they get to their respective prisons, they discover that due to a clerical error Jeff will be serving ten years and Jenny only two. Despite of her insistence, Jeff convinces Jenny to keep quiet about it.
After two years Jenny gets out and she continues to visit Jeff faithfully every month and they exchange letters and phone calls regularly for the remainder of his ten years.
Finally, after he does his time, Jeff gets out and is joyfully reunited with Jenny. They get married and move to a different state and start anew, leaving their life of crime behind. They raise a family with children and grandchildren and eventually reach old age, after having lived a happy marriage.
On their 50th wedding anniversary party, the entire family and friends are gathered. A great celebration is had, with many laughs and stories, recounting their life together. The conversation turns to the secrets to a happy marriage. One of the guests asks Jenny why she decided to stick with Jeff while he was in prison, despite all of the hardships. Jenny answers: "Well... you know you have found the One when you finish each other's sentences."

See you this weekend!
Larry

Hello!

This weekend we’re doing a pork marsala with a side of pasta and salad and roll. We’re also doing a scallop and shrimp salad with a roll. Delicious! Lastly we’re doing ratatouille over pasta with salad and roll.

A dad was putting his daughter to bed one night and listening to her say her prayers. She ended by saying “God, bless mommy, bless daddy, bless grandma, and goodbye grandpa”. Confused the dad asked her why she said that. “I don’t know daddy. It’s just what felt right.” The next day the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just a coincidence and didn’t question it.
About a month later he was putting her daughter to sleep again and she ended her prayer “bless mommy, bless daddy, and goodbye grandma”. The next day the grandma died.
Now the father was really concerned so he listened to her prayers again the next day. This time she said “God bless mommy and goodbye daddy”.
This really panicked the dad. He couldn’t sleep all night so he went to the office very early. In fear of what would happen, he stayed at the office all day until midnight hit. Relieved, he drove home. His wife was surprised and said she’d never seen him work so late. He responded saying he’d just had the worst day of his life. She responded saying “Well you won’t believe what happened to me today. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch”

See you this weekend!
Larry

Happy Friday!

Sorry for the late notice but we had to tell you about these great specials this weekend! We’re doing a seafood platter with cod, shrimp, and oysters. It comes with fries or pierogies and salad and roll. We’re also having a chicken picatta pasta with salad and roll.

A widower, on his retirement, purchased a house situated near a high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, then the new school year began. One afternoon early into the first semester, three young boys came down the street, beating merrily on every bin they passed. They did this the following day and the day's after that, for a week, until the man decided it was time to take some action. The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the boys as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Would you do me a favor? I would give you each a dollar, if you promise to come around and do your thing." The boys were more than happy to accept this and continued to bang the bins. After a few days, the man came out to meet them with a sad smile, and said, "This recession really is putting a dent in my income. From now on, I will pay you each 50 cents to continue." The boys were unimpressed by this, but continued to do the same afternoon activities. A few days later, the man approached them again and said, "Look, the recession has again reduced my income, so from now on, I am afraid I can only pay you 25 cents each." The leader then exclaims angrily, "That's it? If you really think we are going to waste our time banging the bins for 25 cents each, you must be a fool. No way that's going to happen. We quit." The man then enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days.

see you this weekend!
larry

Hey everyone!

Matt and Libby here! Mom and dad ditched us for a cruise so Matt’s running the show this weekend and I guess I’m helping. So we’re making seafood ravioli that comes with salad and a roll. We’re also doing seafood risotto with salad and a roll. And as always we’re doing the Rocky’s fish fry for lent.

A man finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates to heaven. In front of them, stands a guardian angel. As the man approaches, the angel greets him and warns him it is not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed. For example, was the fellow religious in life? No? The guardian angel told him that's bad. Was he generous? Gave money to the poor? Charities? No? The guardian angel told him that that too was bad. Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? The guardian angel was becoming concerned. Exasperated, the angel says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometimes. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!" The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her. I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet, and went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face". "Wow", said the angel, "That's actually very impressive. When did this happen"? "Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man.

Hope to see you this weekend!
Matt and Libby

Happy Winter Again,

Seafood pot pie this weekend. Served with a salad. We have pork braciole also. Served with a side of cavitelli, salad and roll. Don’t forget about our fish fry or our entire seafood menu.


A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

She put on her dressing gown and went downstairs to look for him.

She found him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appeared to be deep in thought, staring at the wall.

She watched as he wiped a tear from his eye and took a sip of coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?'
she whispered as she stepped into the room.

The husband looked up from his coffee and said,
“I’m remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. Do you remember back then?'

The woman was touched
to see her husband so caring, so sensitive.
'Yes, I do' she replied.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued,
“Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said:
'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'”

'I remember that too' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, “I would have been released today…”

Thanks Doug for the joke!
Larry

Happy Almost Spring Everyone,
A quick reminder that Rocky’s is still doing their fish fry all during Lent. Fried cod, pieroghies and salad. This weekend we will also have vegetable lasagna. A portion of veal saltimbocca for all the people going to hell. In addition to the fish fry we also have seafood linguine,seafood fettuccine, linguine and clam sauce, fried shrimp, baked tilapia, mussels over pasta. If you don’t care for seafood try our ravioli florentine, linguine aglio olio or any of our meatless pizzas or salads.

One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the race! Before the next race, as the horses began lining up, Mitch watched with interest the old priest step onto the track. Sure enough, as the 5th race horses came to the starting gate the priest made a blessing on the forehead of one of the horses. Mitch made a beeline for a betting window and placed a small bet on the horse. Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse the priest had blessed won the race. Mitch collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse the priest would bless for the 6th race. The priest again blessed a horse. Mitch bet big on it, and it won. Mitch was elated.. As the races continued the priest kept blessing long shot horses, and each one ended up coming in first. By and by, Mitch was pulling in some serious money. By the last race, he knew his wildest dreams were going to come true. He made a quick dash to the ATM, withdrew all his savings, and awaited the priest's blessing that would tell him which horse to bet on. True to his pattern, the priest stepped onto the track for the last race and blessed the forehead of an old nag that was the longest shot of the day. Mitch also observed the priest blessing the eyes, ears, and hooves of the old nag. Mitch knew he had a winner and bet every cent he owned on the old nag. He then watched dumbfounded as the old nag come in dead last. Mitch, in a state of shock, made his way down to the track area where the priest was. Confronting the old priest he demanded, 'Father! What happened? All day long you blessed horses and they all won. Then in the last race, the horse you blessed lost by a Kentucky mile. Now, thanks to you I've lost every cent of my savings -- all of it!'. The priest nodded wisely and with sympathy. 'Son,' he said, 'that's the problem with most people, you can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and last rights.

Larry

Hi Everyone!

Happy first weekend of Lent! Today and every Friday in lent we will be doing our Rocky’s fish fry. Battered cod with a side of pierogies and salad and roll. We’re also doing sachiette (pasta pouches) with shrimp with marinara sauce and salad and a roll.

A man went to the doctor. He said, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!" The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks." "I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on." The doctor asked. "That's nothing Doc. put your ear to my knee." The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say "Man, I really need 10 bucks, just lend me 10 bucks!!" "Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded. "Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him. The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need 5 bucks. Lend me 5 bucks please if you can." I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in my books," he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books. "I can make a well educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg appears to be broke in three places."

See you this weekend!
Larry

Happy National Pizza Day!!

To celebrate we are making a Stromboli pizza! We also have our weekly special of an XL two item pizza for $15. We also are making a blue cheese alfredo with tenderloin and asparagus with a salad and roll

A couple just had their first son. The husband is half Irish and half Indian, the wife is half Chinese and half Italian. That's a lot of heritage to inherit. They talk about it and they discover they both wish to have their son named after THEIR heritage. A terrible argument ensues, causing both of them a lot of anguish. After a few days, they finally came to a decision that made both of them happy. They decided on the name: Ravi O'Lee.

See you this weekend!
Larry

Hello hello!

This weekend we are doing risotto with chicken, spinach, and roasted red peppers with salad and roll. We also have a honey sriracha flatbread. For soup we have pastafagioli this weekend.

A man goes on a trip to the desert. He stumbles across an old lamp. He rubs it and is amazed when a genie pops out.
The genie explains that he will only grant him one wishes and he has three to choose from. He can choose to be the richest man in the world, the most popular man in the world, or the wisest man in the world.
The man says “well, we all know that money does not bring you happiness, and popularity makes you a slave to the whims of others, but wisdom is everlasting. So I would like to be wise.”
The genie goes “poof” and suddenly the man has a sense of calm come over him. Rubbing his chin in though he pauses and said “I should have taken the money…”

see you this weekend
Larry

Hey everyone,

We’ve got some good specials this weekend. We have jambalaya pasta with salad and a roll. We also have pasta with puttanesca sauce with salad and roll. We’re offering a chef’s salad this weekend along with chicken gnocchi soup. We also have cheesecake with cherries for dessert.

A man was driving his car when he reached a light. The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him, and I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car.''

see you this weekend!
Larry