Designpathology

2024 Patreon is go! As always, 2 tiers. One for posts, one for stuff. Come hang!

Earrings, my guy. Hench for life, sucka!

Find them in my shop💰

🎨 Hench heads by the enigmatic

WALKIE-TALKIE DIE HARD, MO********ER Ornaments! So fu**in Christmassy!

🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁😁🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄

3” Hardboard. 5 available. I’ll be adding these to my shop tonite at 9c and shipping them out tomorrow. Because!

I’m helping my 6th grader w his band midterms this week. So here’s this 😄

Hot sandwich! It seems I never shared a pic of these Rusty/Monarch Best Enemy PinPals. Whoopsy!

Uhhh… so here they are. Ta-daaa! And also the rest. Go buy some, if you want.

Another job well done 😅

To whom it may concern-
My shops are now in IDGAF mode. Orders are still possible, but timely shipping is not.
GAF will resume in 2024.

THANK YOU, everyone, for all your support this year 💜 Maybe it’s the therapy, but I feel like I can breathe creatively for the first time since 2016 and I look forward the bludgeoning you all with hot, colorful stupidity in the new year.

Now if you need me, I’ll be sketching Megamind doodles at Universal Studios✌️

‘Costume Business’ Ornaments!

My shop closes tomorrow for the year. So if you had any aspirations of ordering before the holidays, you’ve got one day left!

Thanks to everyone for another exciting year of intermittent internet sales!

NEW STUFF! For sale! Cuz that’s what I do here.

The ORB Ornament
Holy Diver Ornament
Costume Business Ornament
Dandelion Sticker
Shut the F**kupsies Charms
Holy Diver Window Clings & Stickers

Visit designpathology.com before this Sunday to get this neat junk (or some just like it) sent directly to your home!

Eventually. Assuming the post office bothers to try. Which they won’t. Based on experience.

**kupsies

✨MUGS! MUGS! MUGS!✨Tired of cupping all your favorite beverages in your open palms? I just may have the solution for you!

All these mugs are in my shop! I drew a picture and, upon request, will magically dye-sublimate that sucker right onto a mug for you! It’s the very least I can do.

**Please note my shop will be closing on Dec 3, because my love of sharing my art is not stronger than my love of being left alone at the holidays. I will reopen sometime in January-ish.

Please consider joining me on Patreon, where I’ll be sharing new stuff all Winter long!

*tgo

BEHOLD! My 2023 Verry Merry Venturre Orrnaments! Available now at designpathology.com while my interest lasts!

I had to talk myself down from 12 😅 Three seemed more realistic to maintaining seasonal sanity. They’ll be available thru December 3rd🎄

Mug in shop. Buy if want.

Dear IG, please continue to show this to absolutely no one, esp the 2k people who specifically asked to see it, further cementing my belief that I don’t need you, I don’t need this hassle, and I would be better served by crochet, gardening, and charity work. Please suck more. Thx.

FYI, I have a bird now. His name is Chico. And there’s a fundraiser for our local animal rescue on my page. Send them money and I send you stuff. Assuming you all see this. Which you won’t. 🫠

Hey everyone! Help me raise money for our local animal shelter & get a signed print of Shoreleave!

I have a link on my IG page to donate to the great folks at A HOPE Animal Rescue. If you donate $5 or more, I will send you a signed 5x7 print of Shoreleave!

This is the original BOOM!Yummy art that has only existed as Very Venture Valentines and Merry Menture Mugs. I’ve never used it before, and won’t again. Just DM me with an address after you donate and I’ll mail them out next week, pre-Turkey.

|| 🐁 In memory of Tangey, who passed away on Sunday 🐀 She came from A HOPE last year and her absence is deeply felt by our family and her 2 surviving sisters. She was a good girl. ||

New!! DANDELION STICKERS are here! 🌼

Created out of recognition of my many gifts - to show up where I want, thrive in available conditions, being entirely edible, and commitment to spreading my creations over large areas - I hope these stickers inspire you to be a dandelion, too.

Nature thrives on entropy, on diversity. LEAVE THE DANDELIONS. Kill the lawn.

Available now at designpathology.com 🌼 Like my stuff? Join me on Patreon! I’m over there sharin’ and shippin’ art all month long!

COSTUME BUSINESS ORNAMENTS! Four vertical inches of translucent holiday domination.

Because I am into ornament business, not ornament play.

Bouquets of ShutThef**kUpsies make a great gift for that special someone! Probably. idfk

These were inspired by one of my favorite cartoons - which I have watched on repeat more times than I can count. The original sticker version was a hit at cons this summer, so I gave it new life in the form of these weird keychain charm thingies. Hang that bitch on your stuff!

**kupsies **kupsies

SHOP UPDATE IS LIVE!!! Including these potentially deadly ORB ORNAMENTS!

Are they a weapon? An engine? ORB Ornaments have passed from Archimedes to Leonardo da Vinci to Isaac Newton to Galileo, and countless other artists, poets, scientists, alchemists, and philosophers in-between. Each added their genius to the ORB Ornament, though the its true purpose remains unknown.

Made in collaboration with the also deadly

Whassat? You want MORE Shoreleave?? OK!!! HOLY DIVER ORNAMENTS!

I drew this. It’s ornaments now. (And stickers. And window clings.) They go on sale tomorrow night. Festive af.

[Did I do it right ?? 😅]

BEHOLD! Fanartist mugs are coming! 🔥 They are covered 360° of obsessive fandom goodness, and one side reads LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY FANARTISTS and the other says ‘Fanart is the Highest Form of Flattery’. Because I made them for me.

I had a limited number with me at Cons this summer, but now they are being officially added to my shop for the first time. They also now come in three colorways: Black, Pink, and Rainbow (just like artists! 😄) They will be officially available Monday night.

(MONDAY Doug! I see you!)

My son insisted I post these photos today, because he set them up for me. My little entrepreneur. 🥲 Now I owe him $3.

For people who hate reels (like me), here’s just a reg ol’ picture of the new BOOM Yummy! Shoreleave Mugs coming out on Monday night. Flick quickly to see it spin!

Closing Time vinyl stickers are here! They measure 3” across, yet also somehow are infinite.

They are in my shop, awaiting the loving embrace of your surfaces. Or I’ll creepily hand you one if you happen to sit next to me in a lobby somewhere. Or I’ll send you one free via Patreon (still creepily) - All are possible possibilities!

But, most importantly, they are TRUE.

What Would Muffin Do? Bumper Stickers are new to the shop today!

I know Bluey isn’t my usual dealio, but these were born of personal inspiration. We have started calling my youngest kid “Muffin“ because he’s a chaotic storm in a teacup. Plus, it annoys him.

Be the chaos you want to see in the world!

NEW Retro Scientastic Bumper Stickers are up in the shops now! High-quality vinyl. Free shipping, bruh.

October Designpathologist Patreons will get a set for FREE! Because they are my guinea pigs and have earned special treatment.

“…and THE BAT!” Prints - they exist! Here they are, in the picture. Existing. Do you want one? You can have one! Find them in my shop! Make my prints your prints. Celebrate Halloween! Makes a great Christmas gift probably! I don’t know, I just wanted to draw it. I drew it, I’m happy. Buy it or don’t, I don’t care.

Please allow this nonsense picture bring you a moment of joy today 🎃

…and THE BAT! 🦇 5x7 Prints available in the shops now. This concludes my acknowledgment of the spooky season.

Oi Shem! Vinyl Decals are having the best month ever! 💜

So apparently this design from like 4 years ago has FINALLY found its people. Hi, Etsy! Thank you for giving me a reason to keep going 😅 (and buy more white vinyl!)

I’m trying something new, somewhere new. Good God, maybe therapy DOES work…

This place is too noisy and crowded. I don’t even want to scroll anymore because every other post is an ad or an account I don’t follow. No thanks.

I’m forming my own little Patreon. Perhaps the only social media location where I, myself, have found joy for the last several years. My own treehouse. A consortium. A super secret league for fanart. A daily con.

I’ll still be sharing here, of course. But the things I really want to accomplish I feel like I can’t do on a venue such as this. Questions I want to ask MY followers, ideas I want to run by MY people, freebies I want to send out to people I KNOW would appreciate them. Ships!

Maybe it will work, maybe it won’t. Who cares. I want to create, and teach, and share, and I feel like I can’t truly do any of those things here, yelling into a void of ads for the benefit of the three followers who may, by the grace of Loki, see the post.

So just FYI, if you are interested, this is a thing. There are only two tiers: one for people who like pictures and one for people who like stuff.

And as ever, I shall remain on Instagram as the one for people who like free. 💜

Tired of this party. You'll find me on my couch. Come over anytime. Or don't.

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Con doodle! Here is the latest victim of my song lyric theme… Do you know the song?

Of course you do!

I’m not old, YOU’RE old!

I’m flipping through my sketchbook finishing old ideas. So ✅

Day 2 of in Mobile, Alabama has begun! Come find me on the vendor floor and give me money!

I also accept Hershey Bars!

Greetings from Ocala Comic Con in Ocala, Florida! ✨

I’ll be here all day in the second row of Artists’ Alley - come say HI!

Also come see my new Friends at 💙 they have the BEST STUFF and are making the con a wonderful way to spend a weekend.