The Wandering Tortoise

Who’s thirsty?? 😋 💃🏻 🕺

Swing by your local Tortoise and quench your thirst with $5 Micheladas and Frosés and all damn day! 🖐️

Don’t forget our Labor Day Party TOMORROW where you can get good eats from and $5 Frose, Micheladas, AND Day Drinker ALLLLLL DAAYYY

It’s happy hour today and EVERY DAY from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass! 🍺 🍷

Happy Sunday! ☀️ 🐢

You made it to the loooong weekend! We got plenty of tasty treats waiting for ya. Don’t forget our Labor Day Party coming up on Monday w 🍻😎🍻

while you’re here we hope ya enjoy happy hour from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass!
meat.fish is slinging fresh fish until 4pm 🦪 🍣

SUDS + WAX TONIGHT! 🪩 🎧

Bring your records in this evening from 6pm-10pm and our very own will spin them live in the taproom!
meat.fish has your Friday lunch plans taken care of, visit them next door until 4pm 🦪 🍣

It’s happy hour today and EVERY DAY from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass!

HAPPY FRIDAY 🐢

It’s Thursday y’all know what that means! 🍷
Any bottle of wine enjoyed in house will receive 25% off (+corkage fee)

Don’t forget to join us for SUDS+WAX tomorrow night 6-10pm
Bring your records from home and we’ll spin them in the shop 🪩

Labor Day weekend is almost here! Come hang on Monday for $5 Micheladas, frosé and lagers! will be here serving up your favorite foods!

SEE YALL SOON🤩🍻

HOPPY WEDNESDAY 🍻 you’ve made it half way through the week! You deserve a beer🫶🏼🍺

Join us this Friday for SUDS + WAX Vinyl only night!
Friday August 30th🪩
6pm-10pm
Bring your favorite records from home and we’ll spin them in the tap room

Can’t wait til Friday? We have happy hour ALL DAMN DAY til 7:30 pm 🍻

CHEERS🤩

🤩 TASTY TREAT TUESDAY edition🤩

Come join us for happy hour ALL DAMN DAY til 7:30 pm, look for the GREEN boards!🍻

.meat.fish will be open til 4pm for all of your lunch and snack needs ✨✨

🍻🍻SEE YALL SOON🍻🍻

Labor Day is right around the corner, so make sure you mark your calendars on 9/2 with 🐢 🐖 🍺!

Our good pals are bringing their famous pig roast to us, first chop is at noon! 🐷

To really top things off, we’ll be slinging $5 lagers, frosés, and micheladas ALL DAMN DAY 🤗 🇺🇸

As for today, we’ve got a new drop of some freshies from and it’s happy hour until 7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass!

👀🕺We’ve got the Frosé Papi in here ready to STARE YOU DOWN if you don’t come through and enjoy some $5 Frosé on this lovely Sunday. Might as well have 2! 😎

Micheladas are $5 ALL DAY as well, and it’s happy hour from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass!

Happy Saturday, you made it! 🍻😎🍻

Lots of fresh beer here waiting for you! Come grab some for the weekend and while you’re at it enjoy happy hour from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass!
meat.fish is slinging fresh fish until 4pm 🦪 🍣

Fresh Suds Friday courtesy of 🍻😎

Come stock up for the weekend on some of the best beer and wine available in town 🛒

🦪 🍤 🍣.meat.fish is open for lunch next door until 4pm today.

🌮🍟🍔 at 3pm for your late afternoon and evening bites

Happy Friday! 🐢

Violet (aka Violence) is VERY excited about our wine tasting today!! 🐶🍷

Join us from 5-7pm this evening as we feature 6 phenomenal wines from the Pacific Northwest viticultural regional🌲 $10 gets you a pour of each wine, and all bottles featured at the tasting are 25% to take home! 🤯

🦪 .meat.fish is slinging $2 oysters today until 4pm.

🌮 gets cooking at 5pm today to fill your bellies for the wine tasting.

🍺 It’s happy hour today and EVERY DAY from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass!

🦞🦞🦞🦞 It’s LOBSTAH ROLL Wednesday over here from .meat.fish 🤤 Come treat yourself to freshest lobster in town for lunch today until 4pm (or sellout) and wash it down with a cold, crispy pint 🍺

🥩🍟 gets cooking their famous carne asada waffle fries tonight at 5pm, so come through hungry!

It’s happy hour today and EVERY DAY from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass!

Here’s hoping for a SMOOTHIE Tuesday! New just landed in the case! 🍻🍻🍻

🤩 TASTY TREAT TUESDAY 🤝TACO TUESDAY 🤩

Come join us for happy hour ALL DAMN DAY til 7:30 pm, look for the GREEN boards!🍻

has dinner covered starting at 4pm
For $15 you get 3 tacos and a 16oz beer or glass of wine🌮🌮

Until then .meat.fish will be open til 4pm for all of your lunch and snack needs ✨✨

🍻🍻SEE YALL SOON🍻🍻

🚨MARK YOUR CALENDARS WE’RE SPENDING LABOR DAY AT THE WANDERING TORTOISE🚨

🍻Monday Sept 2nd
🍻open at 11am
🍻$5 micheladas, frosé, AND lagers!
🍻 pig roast!

We will also have our usual happy hour ALL DAMN DAY til 7:30pm!

🥳✨CANT WAIT TO SEE YA✨🥳

Who’s thirsty?? 😋 💃🏻 🕺

Swing by your local Tortoise and quench your thirst with $5 Micheladas and Frosés and all damn day! 🖐️

It’s happy hour today and EVERY DAY from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass! 🍺 🍷

Happy Sunday! ☀️ 🐢

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🥳

Jon is our resident guitar player and a founding member of the Crispy Boi Research Team. He’s a huge part of our tortoise family and he always reminds us to live our best life and have a great day. We love you Jon boi! 🐢😘

🦪 🍣 .meat.fish is open for lunch until 4pm
🌮 🍟 gets cooking at 2pm

🍺 🍷 It’s happy hour today and EVERY DAY from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass!

🐖 🌮 🥪 🍟 LECHÓN MANIA tonight at 5pm!! 🔥

Our good pals and are teaming up to bring you the ultimate feast tonight from 5 until sellout. Make sure you get some! 😋
meat.fish has Friday lunch taken care next door, go see them until 4pm today and enjoy their food at our bar! 🦪 🍣

It’s happy hour today and EVERY DAY from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass!

🍻🍻 Hoppy Thursday!! 🍻🍻

Are you a fan of natural and funky sours? Great news, we just received a handful of amazing imports, even a new lager and pils from Copenhagen Commons! Truly magnificent sours ✨

Don’t forget HAPPY HOUR every day from open to 730p! Any GREEN boards for beer and wine by the glass is $3 off 😎

Pairs well with .meat.fish open till 4pm! 🍣

here for your evening eats 🤌🏻

🍻 Hump Day 🤝 🍻

Have you see our menu on Untappd? If you do you’ll see we even have some super fresh taps from Hop Butcher pouring NOW! ✨

🦞🦞🦞.meat.fish is whipping up their famous lobster rolls today until 4pm (or sellout)

🌮🥩🍟 gets cooking your favorite tacos, carne asada waffle fries y más at 5pm tonight!

It’s happy hour today and EVERY DAY from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass!

🤩 TASTY TREAT TUESDAY 🤝TACO TUESDAY 🤩

Fresh ON TAP and in the case!!

Come join us for happy hour ALL DAMN DAY til 7:30 pm, look for the GREEN boards!🍻

has dinner covered starting at 4pm
For $15 you get 3 tacos and a 16oz beer or glass of wine🌮🌮

Until then .meat.fish will be open til 4pm for all of your lunch and snack needs ✨✨

🍻🍻SEE YALL SOON🍻🍻

☀️It’s Sunday and you KNOW what that means!!

💃🏻$5 Frosé ALL DAY
🕺$5 Michelada ALL DAY
🪩 Happy hour on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass until 7:30pm

Happy Sunday, see you soon! 😘 🐢

😍😍😍 is back in stock with some DELICIOUS new brews. Come grab some for the weekend while they’re here, and while you’re at it enjoy happy hour from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass!

gets cooking at 2pm today 🌮 🥩 🍟
meat.fish is slinging fresh fish until 4pm 🦪 🍣

It’s Friday and the cooler is about as FULL AS SHE GETS 🙌 😍

Come stock up for the weekend on some of the best beer and wine available in town 🛒

🦪 🍤 🍣.meat.fish is open for lunch next door until 4pm today.

🌮🍟🍔 at 3pm for your late afternoon and evening bites

Happy Friday! 🐢

🧀🥩🤤 Hope you’re hungry today, because is cooking up their famous Sonoran Cheesesteak sando tonight from 5pm-10pm!!

🦪🦪🦪 And in case you missed it last Saturday, .meat.fish is shucking $2 oysters today until 4pm!

🍺🍷🍻 It’s happy hour today and EVERY DAY from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass!

🧠🧠🧠 is back in the house, and our brains and mouths sure are excited! 😋

🦞🦞🦞.meat.fish is whipping up their famous lobster rolls today until 4pm (or sellout)

🌮🥩🍟 gets cooking your favorite tacos, carne asada waffle fries y más at 5pm tonight!

It’s happy hour today and EVERY DAY from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass!

🤩 TASTY TREAT TUESDAY 🤝TACO TUESDAY 🤩

Check out this fresh drop from

Come join us for happy hour ALL DAMN DAY til 7:30 pm!🍻

has dinner covered starting at 4pm
For $15 you get 3 tacos and a 16oz beer or glass of wine🌮🌮

Until then .meat.fish will be open til 4pm for all of your lunch and snack needs ✨✨

🍻🍻SEE YALL SOON🍻🍻

🐢💃🏻🐢🕺🐢 It’s Sunday and you know what that means….$5 Frosé & Micheladas ALL DAY ☀️

Come scare away the Sunday scaries with a $5 Frosé or Michelada, and enjoy happy hour until 7:30pm on every “green board” draft beer and all wines BTG 🍻🍷

🦪🥂🦪🥂🦪 Join us today to celebrate National Oyster Day!!

Visit .meat.fish next door for $2 oysters, and then come over and wash them down with a special wine pairing! Try 4oz pours of 4 hand-selected wines picked specifically to pair with fresh oysters. 4oz pours or each for $5! Available from 11am-4pm (or sellout).

gets fired up at 2pm today as well! 🌮

It’s happy hour today and EVERY DAY from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass!

Join us tomorrow 8/3 as we celebrate National Oyster Day with our good pals .meat.fish 🦪🦪🦪

We’ve got some special wines picked out to pair with fresh $2 oysters, be sure to come by on Saturday from 11am-4pm to enjoy delectable oysters and wine! 🥂

gets cooking at 3pm today 🌮 🥩 🍟

It’s happy hour today and EVERY DAY from 11am-7:30pm on all “green board” draft beers and every wine by the glass…Happy Friday! 🐢

HOPPY WEDNESDAY

🍻Congrats! You’ve made it half way through the week! Celebrate with a happy hour beer ALL DAMN DAY til 7:30 pm😎

✨✨Don’t forget to join us tomorrow for NATIONAL IPA DAY! IPA pints will be on special all day for $5!! You don’t want to miss out on this deal!!✨✨
meat.fish has all of your lunch needs covered today til 4pm🦪🐠

or swim will be here for dinner 4-9pm! 🌮🌮🌮

See y’all soon🍻🍻🫶🏼