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Trade Minister's Log: Paradoxes, Pets, and Pittsburgh - An Alien's Observations of Earthly Contradictions

Blargh 29 of the 32nd Domain of Xilastre the Strident

My observation of these Earthlings continues.

As I navigate through the labyrinth of their social constructs, I'm struck by the paradoxes in their behavior. They are a species capable of such profound kindness, yet at the same time, they display inexplicable cruelty. The same beings who care for the injured and feed the hungry will often turn a blind eye to the suffering of others, even those within their own species.

This perplexes me.

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Making your way through the galaxy takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from the battles, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your designation,
And they're always glad you rolled in.
You wanna be where you can see,
The circuits light up with glee.
You wanna be where everybody knows your designation.

Are you a fan of a certain Time Lord who also happened to accidentally create the most powerful computer ever built? Look no further than this Xoanon t-shirt!

Featuring the unmistakable "face of evil" of the god-like computer from the Fourth this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Just be prepared for people to ask who you might be if you're wearing it.

But don't worry, we won't judge you for wearing a shirt with the image of a computer on it. After all, Xoanon did try to take over the universe, but at least he looked good doing it.

Brand new item for all you fans - a Returnal Token!
If you experience an accident or some such mishap that might bring you back to the proverbial square one, possession of this item somehow prevents that from happening.

"How about a phaser? A low stun setting at just the right moment might do the trick..."

A good accountant is important.

A change in the family business 🗄️

She lived long and prospered. 🖖

That conversation could have gone better.

🍀Irish Jedi🍀

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Only Star Wars Fans...See It

Fresh Import: NASA Rover Camera Calibration Device - Camera Calibration Pucks Coasters — Four Coasters

Fresh Import: NASA Rover Camera Calibration Device - Camera Calibration Pucks Coasters — Four Coasters This curiosity arrives courtesy of your very own fledgling space program.

the beverage coaster. It works.

Now you too can partake in the fashion of a certain rogue Gallifreyan, and unlike that famous 4th incarnation's absurdly long scarf, you won't trip over it. Though, on the downside, it can't be used to distract an enemy that's firing a laser pistol at you.

Great for those Sundays spent lounging around your TARDIS (NOT INCLUDED). https://andromedatradecollective.com/listing/1194696069

Fresh Import: Mirror Universe Inner Light Replica Pendant - The Dark Kataan Probe

A not so poignant Star Trek keepsake from the Mirror Universe. Read about it on our blog—https://andromedatradecollective.com/post/1050719773766/fresh-import-mirror-universe-inner-light

This garment is perfect for Valentine’s Day, bachelor/bachelorette parties, blind dates, online dating (to display in your profile), married couples who have forgotten how to communicate, males who seek females, females who seek males, males who seek males, females who seek females, males, and females who seek other males and females in various combinations that would take too long to list.

Fresh Import: Risian Boxer Briefs When all you require is to sit in the sun and read your book alone . . . you might as well look good.

Instructions on how to properly use Risian Boxer Briefs—your results may vary.

Dune (1984). David Lynch
Cinematography: Freddie Francis

Do you want to take your fornication rituals to the next level? Then purchase our imported Risian Boxer Briefs. Consume now to receive in time for Valentines Day!

Solaris (1972) dir. Andrei Tarkovsky
French poster

Risian Boxer Briefs: Before and After — Perfect for your very own “Captain’s Holiday.”

is being observed where our outpost is located. Perhaps one day an Earthling will be able to visit the city-planet Helior to receive a medal from the emperor.