Lone Star Assassins
The darkside of derby. They never act alone. Skate to thrill, shoot to kill! Get ready to take a hit, 'cause they've got you in their sights. Are they the culprit?
Colors: Black and Purple
These lovely assassins are the "dark side of derby" and represent the Lee Harvey Oswald connection in the Kennedy Conspiracy. The world may never know...at least, not in YOUR lifetime.
07/21/2024
What a game! 😮😮 Many lead changes & all the nail biting right up to the end!
Congrats to Bombshell Brigade & good luck at champs! LSA will be taking on La Rev to secure a 3rd place spot for the season. We have our sights set and we're ready!
07/19/2024
Just a few days out! The team spent time this evening reviewing game footage again to discuss strategy! You really do NOT want to miss this game!
Our skaters are the coolest around!! 🛼
Bout day is next Saturday 7/20! Hope to see y’all there!
Thunderbird Roller Rink in Plano - Doors open at 6:30 & tickets are $15.
BYOB (no glass) and BYOC (chair).
Kid friendly and they’re free under 10!
06/11/2024
Come out & see us!!! Can you best our random knowledge of pointless facts??
Are you smarter than a roller derby skater?
Find out tonight at ACRD Trivia Night at The Lion & Crown, located at 932 Garden Park Drive in Allen.
Festivities start at 7:00 pm. Grab some food and try your luck!
See them again at The Lion & Crown Saturday 6/15 for the post-bout party!
06/03/2024
Yesterday, Conspiracy (on which many Assassins play) had a morning game against Big Easy! It was a tough bout but Conspiracy was able to come out ahead! Congrats to our travel team skaters!!
Drafts have finished!! LSA drafted two great skaters to the team and we can't wait to have them on our bench! Take a look to see the new assassins!
05/30/2024
We're so excited! Tomorrow is draft day & we'll be bringing new skaters onto the team! Any guesses? Who do you think it'll be?! 🛼🛼
05/28/2024
The truth is out there!! 😆
Happy Birthday to our Cap!
It's Rory Killmore's birthday today & we all hope that her day is as big as her smile!!!
📷: Annie McIntosh
05/21/2024
It's a birthday!!!
Happy birthday to Natty Knoxville! Please wish her all the awesome wishes today!!
📷: Mark Alonzo
05/20/2024
We had a great game Saturday night! Great start to the second half of the season with 2 games left before Champs. Next month we get another shot at The Deadly Kennedys to see if we can put a stop to their so-far undefeated run this season!
05/13/2024
Have you seen the LSA swag that some of the skaters have been rocking at games & events? You're jealous, right? Don't be! You can get some, too! Check out our team fundraiser site FYeah printing. Take a look and represent LSA everywhere you go!
Lone Star Assassins Your one stop shop for all your custom printing and promotional needs
05/11/2024
Hey guess what!
Bout day is in ONE WEEK! You have one week to get tickets for the 2nd show down between the Assassins & Viva la Revolucion. 🛼🛼
Get tickets ahead of time so you won't wait as long at the door!
Assassination City Roller Derby The destination for roller derby in Dallas
04/19/2024
Tomorrow is Bout Day!!! We're so excited to take the track with the Bombshells for the first time! Brave the potential rain & come see a heck of a match up! Tickets at our website acderby.com
Why not see pretty people knocking each other over?? 🤪 Come to our third game of the season this Saturday and watch our league’s teams go head to head against each other!!!
The first bout will feature the Lone Star Assassins against the Bombshell Brigade.
Second bout of the evening will be our ¡Viva La Revolucion! against The Deadly Kennedys.
BYO Chair, BYOB (no glass), Kids 12 & under free
Tickets: https://acderby.com/tickets
FB event: https://fb.me/e/1NOh6Xs5u
🍿IT'S POPCORN TIME!🍿
Help support Conspiracy (which includes many of our very own Assassins) by buying some yummy fresh popcorn! Visit the link below to shop and share with your friends!
🔗 https://popup.doublegood.com/s/e0m75ve6
Double Good offers over 10 flavors to choose from, including classics, sweets, sweet and savory, and even spicy! With all these flavors there is something for everyone. Not a popcorn lover, but still want to support? There is an option to donate popcorn to educators and healthcare workers.
The fundraiser will be active April 4th through April 8th so make sure to get your order in. You'll be able to order from our link directly and have it shipped directly to you.
03/16/2024
IT'S BOUT DAY!!
Tonight, the Dark Side will be overshadowing their sun yellow light across the entire track.
We can't wait to see your faces tonight at what is sure to be an edge of your seat bout!
Acderby.com/tickets
03/14/2024
Are you ready? Got your tickets? Chair? Drinks?!
Bout 1 should be an AMAZING game that you will not want to miss! We're really going to have to fight The Deadly Kennedys for the W. Don't you worry, though, we'll bring it home!
02/20/2024
Not able to make it to the game to pick up some of that sweet LSA merch? We got you! Check out the online shop for hoodies, shirts, tanks, patches, stickers, bags, leggings, shorts... all the things!
Lone Star Assassins Your one stop shop for all your custom printing and promotional needs
02/18/2024
Last night, the Assassins brought home another win! Thanks to our friends in red, Viva la Revolucion for a great game!
Our Coach's Choice player for this game was Brawly Parton! Congrats Brawly!!
Next month, we'll take on the ladies in yellow, The Deadly Kennedys & if their game last night is any indication, it's going to be a GREAT battle for the W.
02/17/2024
It's Bout Day!! We are so excited for the season opener tonight against Viva la Revolucion! Game 2, the Bombshell Brigade plays their first game back to the home team roster!
If you didn't get tickets online, don't worry! You can still snag one at the door! Come cheer us on & meet the new home team!
02/11/2024
Even more Assassins have joined the ranks of Conspiracy!!
Congrats to Corky, Uki, Brawley, Freddy, Twist-Her, Rory and Heather!!
Congratulations to ACRD's travel team new and returning members!
02/10/2024
One. Week.
One week until bout day!
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