The Pink Agave

You mfs kept annoying me about bringing back the brunch menu so here it is. Brunch every Saturday and Sunday from 11am-3pm. Bottomless mimosas and margaritas ✅

Tacos and margaritas for brunch 😎

New brunch menu and specials coming soon 😁

Caught your girl drinking on a boat in her Memorial Day weekend story? It's probably too late ma boi. You know what it's not too late for? Half-priced margaritas all day tomorrow for Memorial Day! Come drink the pain away, baby!

Kinda last minute post but I’m drunk rn and I decided to be nice. Half price margaritas tomorrow for all our sexy a$z mommies 👅 Come get fckd up tomorrow and blame us for the “oops”.

If someone tags you on this post then you def a hood rat hoochie mama. For the 47th time, my posts are clearly just jokes. Chill tf out Karen, no wonder you a single mama.

Live music on the patio from 6 pm to 9 pm by The Seymours at our Ponchatoula location!

DJ starts at 3pm at ponchy
Bottomless mimosas from 11am-3pm
Happy hour from 3pm-6pm
Let’s celebrate the one day you won’t remember

Y'all have been asking if we're going to have any Cinco de Mayo specials, and to be honest, we aren't having any. But you know what we will have? A bunch of rich, old sugar daddies coming straight from Tickfaw 200. One wink and a smile, and you're getting unlimited drinks and a boat ride baby!

Our Ponchatoula and Covington locations will have a DJ playing tomorrow night. We apologize if we offended any successful boat owning seniors with our humor. It's just a joke; of course they love you because of your personality, not because you have a nice, big boat.🛥️

I woke up to some great fckn news today! Pregnancy test came back negative. Since I’m in a good mood ima do some Cinco de Mayo pregame specials baby! $4 small frozen margaritas all day today and Saturday!

Please drink responsibly. Please use protection.
(It’s just a joke, plz chill tf out)

Cinco de Mayo is this Sunday, so start thinking of a good excuse to give to your boss, because your hungover ass ain't going to work on Monday.

Due to popular demand we brought back our old “I fckn ❤️ tacos” shirt design. “Oh we will no longer visit your establishment due to the vulgar language in your unifor…” blah blah blah. Cry me a river baby we still popping 😂

Yes we are open all day 😎 half price appetizers all day every Wednesday

Ponchatoula and Covington still has these bad boys available!

Go check our friends out at Fins & Friends Llp 💚💚💚

☘️St. Patrick's Day Sale🍀 all Weekend!!!!!

All Green Merchandise - 10% off!!!!

or

if WEARING Green, get 10% off!!!

It’s back baby!!!! You guys annoyed tf out of us so we brought it back, the Patron Margarita Tree 🌲 these are ONLY available for a limited time at our OG locations which are Ponchatoula and Covington (sorry Amite and BR folks 😂). I stg if I catch someone stealing one of these cups ima slap yo momma 👋

So we heard most Mexican restaurants in Baton Rouge don’t do $1 tacos 🌮 on Taco Tuesday. Lemme show them cheap ass bastards how it’s done 😂

Today is the Last day of Trade Day in Ponchatoula, which also happens to be your local swinger’s favorite weekend. Happy Trade Day everyone ❤️

Grand opening day for The Pink Agave of Baton Rouge! Go check them out

Baton Rouge are you ready for tomorrow?!!! Soft opening was a success 😎 we will have our grand opening tomorrow from 11am-11pm

4001 Nicholson Drive Baton Rouge LA 70808

So many people will tell you “no”, and you need to find something you believe in so hard that you just smile and tell them “watch me”. Learn to take rejection as moti…. I’m just fcking w yall, fck that inspirational caption bs 😂 we opening Baton Rouge location next Friday, pullup bring your side piece.

Idgaf if it’s national margarita day or not, we gonna still give yall the best damn deal in town baby! $4 small frozen margaritas every Thursday 😎

Baton Rouge you ready for next week?! Let’s get this place packed baby!

I stg if we don’t open this place by the end of this month then ima have to slap someone’s momma 😤

It’s Valentine’s Day baby! Come bring your side piece to Pink Agave, we promise to not snitch you out. Tip for you guys in love, if she is “busy” today then that means you ain’t the main one 😂 Single ladies get a free shot today on us 😉 Half priced margaritas all day! Don’t get better than this ❤️

The only Tuesday that matters is Fat Tuesday…. and taco Tuesday 🌮 $1 tacos every damn Tuesday!

Wassup folks! It’s Monday which means $4 small on the rocks margaritas all day (Covington & Amite only). Your broke a$$ don’t gotta wait for tax refund to come drink anymore 🤣 (it’s just a joke Karen chill out)

🎶 Exciting News! 🌟 Taylor Ann Harris will be performing live at Ponchatoula from 6-9pm! Come and enjoy an unforgettable evening of music and fun. See you there! 🎤✨

Don’t forget! Today we celebrate our 2 year anniversary 🎉 $1 tacos all day and $1 small rocks margaritas from 5pm-c! PONCHATOULA LOCATIONS ONLY FOR $1 margaritas

Ayy, fam! Pink Agave’s turning 2 today! We’re throwin’ down with $1 small rocks margaritas and $1 tacos from 5 pm ‘til we close (PONCHATOULA LOCATION ONLY!)! Let’s get this party started and celebrate in style!

Blue skies, warm breezes, and the perfect excuse for margaritas and tacos! Come join us as we savor this delightful weather with a fiesta of flavors. 🌮🍹

Alright, folks, you asked for it, so brace yourselves! The Seymours are taking over tomorrow at our Ponchatoula location from 6-9pm to make you question if you're at a bar or a concert. And hey, it's Thirsty Thursday, so we're slinging $4 small frozen margaritas to help you sing along... or forget the lyrics. 🍹🎸