CellarMasters Wine Bar & Bottle Shop

TOMORROW
MONDAY JUNE 27TH 6pm - DEATH
2 ANNIVERSARY PARTY

Chef Shane , truly one of the most real and raw talents in the fancy-f**kin-food scene we love here in St Pete, is bringing you the essence of pure flavor for our 2-year celebration, and it’s all shoved into perfect bao buns. Even more amazing than you’re thinking, trust us.

Food rips at 6pm and fires ‘til it’s memories, then we drink every bottle of wine in the shop.

DON’T MISS THIS ONE
We will make fun of you if you do

We’re here to party, so expect really s**tty service. You know, like normal.

*RAVENEAU*

When the clouds part and all of heaven’s angels p**s tears into a bottle, we call it Raveneau.

No, you can’t have any.

Family portrait! For those of you that don’t know already, it’s our 2-year anniversary today. The proper celebration is going to be JUNE 27th, and it’s going to be EPIC.

We’re up to our normal weekend debauchery today, so feel free to swing through and share a bottle of burg with us. Or buy us a beer. Actually, just buy us a beer.

New wines, new weekend, new ways to get drunk. We still suck, but the grape sauce has never tasted spicier…

WaVy WiNeS
They taste like they look, and you should be thrilled. These are literally wine coolers. Cold, crunchy, crushable.
Don’t overthink it, just overdrink it.

Quintarelli. Basically all we need to say. These are the fresher side of the S Tier producer, while lacking no depth or intensity. Bone-shakers

Domaine de Villaine. If you don’t already know about it, don’t bother googling it. They’ll be gone before you can say “Siri, who the f**k is…”

Real. Raw. RARE.

Snake Den, Velvet Room, Tapatio. Pick a space, take a bottle to the face. You’re sure to hate it here.

LIMITED EVENT:
Louisiana Crawfish Boil
ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT CRAWFISH
ALL-YOU-CAN-DRINK HIGH LIFE
$50 gets you unlimited gluttony

In case y’all weren’t aware, Ryan is old school Louisiana bayou trash. That means this dude loves crawfish, and he was born to cook ‘em. This is a LIMITED TICKETED EVENT, so don’t wait until the day of to snag a ticket.
Link in bio, or call the shop to skip the online steps.

Stay tooned for memes.
We will absolutely make fun of you if you don’t come.

Random and completely unnecessary display of cool wines we were allocated recently (Roagna, De Moor, and Roulot all came in yesterday). Quintarelli hits next. Sh*t-tons more coming in hot and fresh every week.

Let’s get drunk and pretend it’s classy, cause satan knows we sure ain’t.

Life is short. DRINK LIKE IT.

**kcaymus

Nothin makes us wanna live, laugh, love harder than bright colors on rainy days (except maybe wide brim hats when the leaves change in the fall).

Pictured: not cab. We also have cab.

Project Pat-Nat stacking nattie bandz for HELLBRAISER.

fizzy and frutti, just what you’re gonna need when the fire hits your face.

Collect every color and you get a sweet prize (it’s wasted. you get wasted).

Yetti & The Kokonut is today’s answer to the question “what’s new and funky”

real. raw. RARE.

Get it while we got it, cause these weird ass tootie-f**kin-fruities are hard to come by. They real good. Like, REAL real good.

“Is there any way we can taste it before we buy a bottle”?
-No.

…..holiday sham pains

Plenty of classy champs and turpid turbid natties for your f**k-off-2021 party needs! Or just to drink now because everything tastes better with bubbs.

If you’re doing dry january, good for you. We hate you, naturally, cause you a quitter, but good for you. We better see you every.damn.day the rest of the year.

Life is short. DRINK LIKE IT.

Saw a couple local wine shops flexing some burg, so we figured we’d show you our boomstick (just the tip, we’ll show you the rest when you’re ready for it). You’ll know we’re flexing when we pull out the reds.

Cool kidz drink natties
Big kidz drink burgs
CellarMasters drink coors

Life is short. DRINK LIKE IT.

**kyouyoucantdowhatido

No words necessary.

#727

If you’re not following our story posts, you’re missing out on pointless s**tty memes like this…

Mouth s*x Monday is only a couple days away, and is gonna recalibrate what you think delicious is supposed to be. Their Quesabirria tacos are not only the best we’ve EVER tried, but they’re also some of the most complex flavors we’ve encountered in a single bite of anything. We’re obsessed. You will be, too.

Ryan + Kory shut down the shop earlier in the week for a field trip to where Jesus and Korie (not to be confused with our sleeveless piece of s**t Kory) were debuting their new food truck, and it was seriously better food than we could’ve imagined. We’re following them like Jim Jones, just point us to the koolaid…

Find them this Monday in our back parking lot starting around 5:30-6ish. We’ll probably be drunk and blasting country music by then, just follow the Hank Jr sounds.

Special thanks to for leaving a piece of cardboard in the back door so we could sneak a s**tload of Modelo and Txakoli into Lingr, and to for rolling up with a cooler full of ice (we’re convinced she always has one ready).

*xmonday #727

IT’S WINE TASTING DAY!

Grab your essential oils and let’s get ready to live, laugh, love, you bunch of thirsty motherf**kers.
This ain’t your normal wine tasting.
No reps, no rules, no remorse.
Ryan + Kory are ripping corks with their teeth and pouring some of the most chuggable wines from both the natural wine world and the classic spectrum. It’s gonna get real weird…

Here’s how it works:

-Show up any time today (Saturday) between 3:00 and 7:00
-Give us $10
-Get drunk
Buy any 2 bottles from the tasting (or any 2 bottles in the shop over $30) and we’ll give you your $10 back.
That simple. We’re here to drink, not think…

Adult lunchables available during the event by to keep you cheesed and meated and ready to crush bottles all night.

You asked for it. We’re doing it.
Our wines. Your mouth.
Come taste the rainbow, baby.

It’s Saturday, which means we’re getting drunk tonight. Don’t bother lying to yourself, you know you are, too. It’s fun and wine tastes good, so why not? That means we’re gonna need some hearty-ass food in the morning to re-human us.
Luckily, our dudes have just what we want: buttery f**kin biskits.

We’re opening an hour early tomorrow (Sunday) morning (11:00am) so our friends can drag their sorry asses in and score one of the best damn breakfast sandwiches we’ve ever taken to the face.

‘Brusco by the glass until the biscuits are all biscuited.

Limited, don’t oversleep.

…….susu…….

It’s the most (over)hyped wine in the world. We got a bunch of it, and it’s already gone. Stay tuned for a post about the Rosso and how you can’t get it…

SUUUSUUUUUUUU

“You saw my face when they brought the Sususcaru out. I was like a little f**kin' kid, like my mom just bought the NBA Jam Tournament Edition. I been waiting for this Susucaru all my life. I love this one.”
-Action

Pretty sure is pouring their entire allocation BTG, head there if you wanna lick a unicorn.

**kthatsdelicious

Top 2 questions we get asked:

1. What’s a good red?
2. What are you drinking right now?

Well, here you go. Some reds we’re drinking right now.

Dom. Jean-Louis Chave, Saint-Joseph 2018
• This is one of our favorite wines on the planet. Feral, gamey-ass, powerful Syrah, all bark AND all bite.

Dom. Charvin, “Le Poutet” Cotes-du-Rhone 2019
• This tastes more like Chateauneuf-du-Pape than most CdP’s actually do. Grenache always delivers the goods, unlike stupid-face Pinot Noir.

Dom. Anne Gros, Hautes-Cotes de Nuits 2018
• This is Vosne-Romanee, fight me. We broke up with Pinot Noir recently, this wine convinced us to get back together.

Ca’n Verdura, “Supernova” Mantonegro 2019
• Mallorca has a bunch of weird indigenous grapes, this is one of them and it’s AMAZING. It’s like the Blade of red grapes, all of their strengths and none of their weaknesses…

G.D. Vajra, “Claré J.C.” Nebbiolo 2020
• Nebbiolo in soda-pop form. Bright, juicy red fruits, classic asphalt aromas, and kinda spritzy. Why don’t more people make Nebbiolo like this!?

Susucaru 2019
• It’s the most hyped natural wine in the world. It’s also DELICIOUS. You also can’t get it. Like, ever.

We drink wine.
We sell wine.
We ARE wine.

2018 Jean-Louis Chave

Rare is an understatement. These are literally some of the greatest wines in the world, and have been for half a millennia.

If you don’t know about Chave wines, then just sit back and enjoy your glass of cab savv and don’t worry about it. They’re probably gone already, anyway…

CLOSED FOR JULY 4TH!
See you animals on Monday.

Summer Satty, chug a natty.

…or a high life, you do you.

We actually didn’t mean to have cold beer in the picture, we just happened to be hot af and crushing ‘em while we were outside on the patio listening to Mariah Carey.

Pink wine, orange wine, and something in between. These technicolor thirst-murderers are built for Florida summers. Or drink big ass cabs, that’s cool, too.

Life is short. Drink everything.

CLOSED MONDAY FOR MEMORIAL DAY

party starts back up tuesday

NEW liters of fresh natty chug juice for you to face-punch on our patio (or yours). Funky, not chunky, and who doesn’t love some skin contact...?

100% Cortese di Gavi (Piedmont, Italy).

Crush a bottle while you’re figuring out what big ass Cab you wanna smash outside in the cool Florida summer months...

It’s hot. Drink the cold stuff.

THANK YOU to everyone that came by and wished us a happy first birthday at our party on Friday! It was a rager and we are definitely still drunk. Whether it was your first time at CellarMasters or just another Friday chugging the good s**t with us, we’re stoked that you came through.

Get ready for sick year 2, we’re only just getting started...

Reminder: Friday May 21st is our birthday, and we’re throwing the exact kind of party you assume we would. Be there or be square.

-FREE wine tasting starting at 6:00pm hosted by celeb-level winemaker Patrick Cappiello of Monte Rio.
-Wieners on a grill (vegan included).
-Kiddie pool full of cheap cold beers.
-No corkage on Monte Rio bottles and Burgundy all night.
-Hip-Hop and H***y Tonk music.
-Loud and drunk af Kory and Ryan.
-Sydney being awesome.

Party starts at 6:00pm and ends when we hit the floor. Come thirsty. Stay late.

It ain’t a costume party, but you’re welcome to wear one. Choose your own theme, we don’t give a s**t.

All are welcome, but only tell your cool friends about it....

It’s been a weird year. You deserve all the wine. Come thirsty....

IT’S PARTY TIME!!
CellarMasters is turning 1 next Friday (May 21st), and we’re going to RIOT. Party starts at 6pm and ends when our legs give out. Here’s what to expect:

-Free wine tasting with Patrick Cappiello of Monte Rio Cellars. Multiple wines including TWO dry white zins.
-Bottle specials all night.
-Plastic kiddy pool filled with cheap s**tty cold beer.
-Grilled hot dogs and Coney Island-style chili (plus vegan +GF options).
-Hip-Hop and H***y Tonk music.
-Drunk af Ryan and Kory yelling at each other while Sydney does everything.

It’s gonna get real trashy here, but that’s no different than any other Friday.
All are welcome, but y’all already know we ain’t exactly for everyone.....

Real. Raw. RIOT.

It’s been a hell of a year. You deserve all the drinks. Come get ‘em.

Fresh new liters of natty chug juice, plus dozens of other new hip-n-hyped bottles at the shop and free-flowing in the snake den.

Litrona is a tasty new Spanish collab from some of our favorite natural wine producers.
Are they weird? Yep. Are they delicious? Def yep. Are we gonna drink em if you don’t? Way ahead of you...

It’s hot outside. Cold wine helps.
We’ll open it, you drink it.

SUSUCARUUUUUUU

Get it while we got it, cause we ain’t got much and this s**t scoots. Why does it move faster than a master-blaster? Maybe cause it’s the most hyped wine in the world, yo. We had to straight up snipe some strangers to score access (worth it).

If you don’t know who Frank Cornelissen is, then google Action Bronson and get back at me. These will be gone by the time you catch up.

If you want any, CALL THE SHOP and buy one over the phone. These wines are what unicorns fantasize about...

Real. Raw. RARE. All we do is wine, and we hang with the hardest. Come get it.

DAT BE NAT
New natty drip-drops from on the retail shelves and free-flowing in the Snake Den. Get ‘em before we drink ‘em, cause we can’t stop the cork pop.

Real, raw, and ready to rip from the bottle. Chill it, chug it, just make sure you have a second and third bottle ready to go. This is how we like our natty wine: dialed in and fresh, without pretentiousness or stupid high price tags.

We’ve been following what is doing at Monte Rio Cellars for a while now, and we’re happy to finally have access to the goods thanks to .

These are some of the best zero/zero wines we’ve ever tasted. Grab ‘em while we got ‘em, cause this s**t is moving.

Yes, that’s a White Zin. Fight me.

Couple new Burgs on the shelf today. By the way, we have a s**tload of other white and red Burgundy bottles at the shop and we always pour at least one BTG in the Snake Den. We gotta drink something besides cold beer once in a while...

“But wait...aren’t you guys a natty shop?”
-Kind of, but no. We’re a shop that sells amazing wine, most of which is natural. We ain’t scared of sulphur at bottling. Def don’t have garbage on the shelves or in the bar (never have never will), but being dogmatic limits one’s access to some of the great wines of the world (i.e. Burgundy and Bordeaux). We don’t do flaws and we don’t do fillers, we only do REAL wine. And so help us, if we ever hear you say Domaine Leflaive isn’t real wine, we gon’ scrap right then and there.

Life is short. Drink like it.

In addition to s**tty wine, we also now sell s**tty flair! We turned in our somm pins forever ago (pomp and circumstance ain’t our thing, in case you haven’t met us), now we just wear Godzilla stuff...and you can, too! Also, if you don’t follow **ttywinememes on IG, we hate you. Her meme game makes us look like the amateurs we are, and she inspires us to be s**ttier wine bros every day.

Don’t worry, Team ‘Brusco pins look great on normal stuff in addition to sleeveless flannel, despite what our resident shop hillbilly says.

Swing by and grab one while we got ‘em and help us support a true gem in our industry (you can also order additional designs directly from s**ttywinememes.

Life is short. GET SH*TTY.

**ttywinememes **ttypins

Come. And. GET IT.
It’s party time, and we’re keeping it real while keeping it SAFE! Here’s how it works:
Two outdoor tasting stations featuring the massively delicious wines of Rootdown, poured for you by the immensely talented team at Alchemy of the Spirit. $10 to taste through the whole set, buuuuuuut it goes towards the purchase of 2 bottles on your way out. You already know you’re gonna buy some, they’re amazing wines, so it’s basically free.
We got the craziest food you’ve ever seen come out of a food truck, as well, to stuff you to the brim with CARBS. Magpie is the s**t, and it’s Michelin level good (not even kidding). Chef Kirby (previously at Farm Table Cucina) is gonna stuff your mouth with happiness, and you’ll wish you had room for seconds.

No reservations necessary, just show up and get drunk and fed. The boombox is gonna be playing s**tty 80s music all night, whether you want it or not. But, we already know you want it.

Wear a mask when you’re inside. Still a thing, so just do it. Our mouths will be too full to yell at you...

Life is short. PARTY LIKE IT.

They’re real and they’re SPECTACULAR

Your favorite orange wine is BACK and we’re straight chugging it outta the bottle! All the mango mary-jane musk your mouth wants to murder, plus some laser beams and lightning and stuff. Nothing crazy, just the essence of pure flavor...

Get some while we got some, cause this s**t FLIES and it’s hyper-limited.
And it’s cheap.
And, just to reiterate, it’s DELICIOUS.

Life is short. DRINK LIKE IT.

Tons of fresh new wines landed at the shop this week, both natty and classic. We got more grapes than we can drink, but we’re giving it our all! Come scoop some rarities and oddities, or crush a mich ultra in the Snake Den with your fave local wine bros.

The Rattlesnake leaves no dregs, and Kory is always three beers deeper than you think. You got some catching up to do, brother.

Life is short. DRINK LIKE IT.

RADIKON

No introduction needed. Painfully limited quantities came to FL. If you don’t already know about Radikon, don’t bother googling it. It’ll be gone before you hit the search button.

We got plenty of bubblegum k-pop pet-nats with flashy labels for you natty-lovin young-ins at the shop, but Radikon is for the grown-up table. Come get it while we got it (only place in St Pete to find the new release, just sayin).

Real. Raw. RARE.

We’re prone to Rhone when it’s cold outside, and it’s a doozy of a boozy one today at CellarMasters. Here’s a couple of favorites, but far from all we got.

Too meaty to chug and way more fab than any Cab, you’ll be wondering why you haven’t been obsessed with Syrah and Grenache this whole time. Pairs perfectly with a big decanter and a slab o’ bacon.

For those concerned about Kory freezing to death, we totally bought him a jacket. He cut the sleeves off it. Trash gonna trash.

Real. Raw. RARE.
La Perdida wines are as limited as they are stunning. We got a hyper limited amount of these unicorn-level beauties, so they’re not gonna last. Natty Spain at its best.