My Pet Cheeseburger Stories

Neighbors have been calling me up complaining that my pet - the Cheeseburger has been bouncing around their Easter baskets knocking around the chocolate bunnies and eggs. Finally caught him brought him back to his plate -he's got a couple of marshmallow peeps stuck to him.

When the debates were on -- the cheeseburger refused to leave his plate - at one point he hid under his plate.

Warmed up my pet cheeseburger. His cheese melted -that was the most exciting part of our day. But I don't think he's happy about me being here all day. He doesn't get to bounce around the apartment very much. . I think he's unhappy that his friends -Onion Rings and the French Fries Dance Crew can't visit and have a party.

The Pet Cheeseburger has been very calm during this stay at home period . He even has kept his distance from the tomatoes, pickles , onions and lettuce. They sit on another plates. A bun is on another plate. Strange to see him not bouncing around very much . He's not used to me being around the apartment all day.

For once the Pet Cheeseburger is staying on his plate.

The Pet Cheeseburger's New Year's resolution is to never stay on his plate. I'm going to have to keep a closer eye on him. Last night , he was at a wild party thrown by The French Fries Dance Crew. When the police came to close down the party , they were amazed to find no people there. Just food laying around and acting innocent.

Friends are cleaning up their homes and preparing for Thanksgiving. Neighbors have asked me to be extra vigilant and keep the Cheeseburger inside at all times. They all remember messes he made the last time he paid them a visit.

A couple of surfers came by early this morning wanting to take the cheeseburger surfing . They love the fact the burger can handle a board like a champ. I gave my ok but warned them if he caused any chaos its their problem to deal with.

My neighbor is upset because my pet cheeseburger bounced off her cat's head and left onions all over it. I'm still waiting for the cheeseburger to bounce back home.

First grade students claim the pet cheeseburger went on their field trip - causing many problems st the museum. They asked me to try to have better control over him - I try my best.

The Pet Cheeseburger did not cast a shadow today - groundhogs chased him but could not catch him.

The Cheeseburger has been on his best behavior lately - I think he's trying to get off Santa's naughty list.

A Third grader suggested to me to put mustard instead of ketchup on the Cheeseburger - maybe I might calm him down. I'm here to say it didn't work.

The Pet Cheeseburger loves this heatwave - he's right at home with his cheese melting. He loves that frying pan feeling.

A beautiful day at the beach - the pet cheeseburger is out riding the waves with the surfers. They think he's real cool because he doesn't even lose an onion or his pickles.

The Pet Cheeseburger is joining a St. Pats parade and causing a lot of chaos. He's on a float bouncing around - pickles and onions are flying around everywhere.

For all those people viewing My Pet Cheeseburger Face book page remember you can buy the cd's all 3 for the price of 2. See My Pet Cheeseburger, com for details.

Today The Pet Cheeseburger went up against a group of haunted pumpkins and made it out in one piece. A group of Moms came in and save him and baked a bunch of pumpkin pies. The Kinder kids I was teaching today cheered wildly.

The Pet Cheeseburger is back at schools causing laughter and rowdiness.

My Pet Cheeseburger Stories - Volume 1 & 2 are now available on Amazon, ITunes, and CD Baby as downloads. Check it out.

Save - End of the simmer / back to school sale. Buy Volume 1 & 2 get volume 3 for free.

The Pet Cheeseburger is bouncing all over. The first cd is available for downloading on CD BABY - the other two volumes soon to follow. In a month all 3 will be available on AMAZON, ITunes and other sites for downloading and streaming.

Just out - the new release of Volume 3 of the Pet Cheeseburger stories. Featuring 5 new stories - including " The Pet Cheeseburger Goes Surfing"

The Pet Cheeseburger has been abducted by aliens - will he make it home ? - find out when Volume 3 of the Pet Cheeseburger Stories cd comes out - due May 5th.

The pet cheeseburger is going out out on a Easter egg hunt. The complete story is on the Volume 2 cd.

a thank you card from one of my students