Sad Cake Bakes

Delicious, soft, melty sugar cookie bars with fluffy vanilla buttercream 🤤✨

Just made a batch of my Browned Butter Toasted Oat Pumpkin Spice cookies with semi sweet and white chocolate chips.

There are only 12 and they are massive (115g each). They are $5 each and available for pickup from Overlap tomorrow — comment or DM to claim yours!

Introducing: cake shots. Coz some of us are sober beezies and wanna slam back cake. Plus that icing to cake ratio is 🤤. Are you team tongue challenge or tiny spoon?

Forgot to post this Shrek cake I made for the swampiest burlesque show ever! Cakes have layers, ogres have layers, onions have layers.
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Lemon orange cake, filled with homemade lemon and orange curd, white chocolate whipped cream, dusted with dragonfruit powder.

Had the honor of working within my favorite intersection — baked goods and seggs positivity! I got to make these butts for a birthday party and I’m really happy with how they turned out. Especially the one that got spanked!
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Lemon 🍋 cake with strawberry 🍓 lemon glaze, filled with fresh strawberry purée, topped with the fluffiest strawberry packed buttercream, and crowned with crunchy lemon zest and freeze dried strawberry sugar. I love layering flavors! These were a special order for a special friend.

Packaging isn’t EVERYTHING. But little treats with the best packaging hit better. Catch these today and tomorrow at .care.superstore — only $3 each!

Was asked to do a Taylor swift inspired, naughty bachelorette party cupcakes and I’m OBSESSED with the results 🤩

Are you team BIG cookie or team little cookie 🍪???
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Catch Sad Cake Bakes at the scoundrel’s show tonight at 255 Madison — you could even win the cake below 😉 🍒🍫

Come visit me at .care.superstore where I’ve got some treats popped up! Grab a pack of these cereal treats for only $9

Edible crystal candy ✨👀🔮 would you try it?
Blue: orange peach
Pink: strawberry lemonade
Purple: rose

Classic, Moist AF, Brown Butter Banana Bread
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Come get it while you can! I’m slanging sugar at .care.superstore for a bit today 💕

Dye-Free speckled egg cookies for spring and Easter celebrations.
Colored with dragon fruit, matcha, and turmeric, speckled with cocoa.
Every component is hand made from scratch for the best quality and tasting desserts.

These are available by the dozen for $20, please email your requests to [email protected] so I can get you on the schedule 🙂 🪺🥚🐰🐇🌸🌷🌼🌿

Ps this photo is not edited or filtered — just good old sunshine hitting good old nature made colors!

Finished this Wonka themed cake for a 10th birthday 💕⭐️🌈✨
🍰confetti cake
🍋 homemade lemon curd and lemon buttercream filling
🪩vanilla buttercream outside
🍭 🍬 🍫as much candy as I could fit on top
🪧🎟️ handmade and embellished custom topper with a Wonka style N for the birthday girl!
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When you order a cake from me it’s not just all completely baked from scratch — it’s often actual art too🙌

Did you know that bakers don’t cut cakes into “pizza” slices??? We actually cube up the cake for best distribution and easiest serving! There are tons of videos on YouTube if you’re a visual learner, but I also whipped up this lil graphic to help ya’ll get the absolute most out of your round cakes ❤ this works for all round cakes, you’d just do additional slices. If you have a very tall cake you can also cut your square slices in half and get TWO slices for each cut. ❤