Tejas Burger Joint

October Fest Burger is back because, well, it’s October believe it or not. Smash patty, topped with house made bratwurst, sauerkraut, and Swiss cheese on a pretzel bun. A seasonal favorite!

Enabling arm chair quarterbacks since 2019.

I have never faked a sarcasm in my life.

Mix up your cheese. 💪🏼 Old Town Alliance members open late tonight too shop, eat, shop some more.

There are good days and there are bad days. Today just might be one of those days.

Note to self: thanks for always being there.

If ignorance is bliss there should be more happy people.

Today we feed our couch coaches. It’s takes a lot out of a person to attempt to control outcomes out of our control. You gotta sit just right, you gotta stand and pace when called for, and often we have delay potty breaks until a commercial break. There are outside distractions to ignore like spouses & children because your team might eff up the next snap if you’re not watching. We can’t have that. It’s a lot manage, so eating a proper meal is essential. We’re here for the coaches, and for their significant others who put up with this crap every Sunday.

Frito Pie burger has Saturday written all over it.

It’s the spicy crispy juicy chicken sandwich we call The Tomballer. Inspired by a Nashville hot chicken. Spice level 7 out of 10, but that is in the taste buds of the beholder. It’s dressed with our house pickles and green onion aioli. Grab a shot of cilantro buttermilk ranch for a cool dip if you like. Part of our chicken sandwich lineup.

Some life’s best lessons come from watching your drunk friends.

Who was the first one with the sourdough starter? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Fortunately they shared, and it’s what our Smoked Turkey BLT is built upon. 🦃🥓🥬🍅🥪

In case you missed yesterday’s announcement for National Cheeseburger 🍔🍔🍔 day👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼Watch out. Tomorrow Wednesday 9-18 is National Cheeseburger Day. To celebrate America’s favorite we’re gonna have $3 Cheeseburgers all day. Single smash patty. No modifications, no additions, just the way it comes. Don’t like something on there take it off. Dine in only. Limit one per person. Have seat in our funky little joint. Listen to some tunes. Make the most of it.

Watch out. Tomorrow Wednesday 9-18 is National Cheeseburger Day. To celebrate America’s favorite we’re gonna have $3 Cheeseburgers all day. Single smash patty. No modifications, no additions, just the way it comes. Don’t like something on there take it off. Dine in only. Limit one per person. Have seat in our funky little joint. Listen to some tunes. Make the most of it.

Three parties; Democratic, Republican, and Cheeseburger 🍔 Vote with your appetite.

That Frito Pie burger & tots with a shot of fresh pico is a winning combination.

Happy Hour burger special 3:00 - 6:00 PM Tuesday-Friday. Under $7 tax included

Just love asking kids what they want to be when they grow so we can get some ideas.

Remember to buy the teacher a gift before they get to know your kid.

Always remember

More and more Tomball businesses working together.

Happy Hour time. Lots of nom noms like these smoked and fries whole wings. Give em a try. You’ll be glad you did.

There are three kinds of people in this world. Those that can count. And those who can’t.

Summer would be fine if someone would come by every 15 minutes and mist us like produce. There’s hope y’all. Open today 11-5. Smokin & Smashin.

Let’s make the most of this glorious day.