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Men Are Just Happier People



What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.



Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.



A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.



You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.

MARRIAGE

- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

https://www.discgolfscene.com/tournaments/The_Bachelor_Party_2024

The Bachelor Party The Bachelor Party is a Disc golf doubles tournament in Kingsley, Michigan beginning July 26, 2024 and hosted by Secret Handshake Gang.

Just to confirm the rumor, Yes we are getting married this summer. Love you Miss Renee Decker

All done.

Do I know anybody who is good with quickbooks?

A extra Fun Eve of Fathers Day, Fathers are encouraged to bring son or daughter but bring your own partner regardless.
1 round of 24 Holes. We will play the 1st 10 holes, take a break and wait for the darkness. Then we play the final 14 holes.
Cost is $30 per Team. Each player will receive a glow beacon, $20 Carly Chip, and a Jimmy Johns Sub card.You can wager your chips against other teams. $1 Mulligans available with a max of 5 per player.
Jimmy Johns Subs provided, bring your own beverage and a dish to pass if you like.
https://www.discgolfscene.com/.../Pre_Fathers_Day_Glow...