Varsity Limousine

Maybe it’s all for the best? 🧐🥲☔️💦🤷🏼‍♂️

Every show coming to Pine K**b this summer Coming to Clarkston, Michigan’s Pine K**b Music Theatre this summer are big names like Janet Jackson, James Taylor, Limp Bizkit, Alanis Morissette, and more. Here’s how to get tickets to every show from June through August 2024.

Tickets for Live Nation's Concert Week will be on sale from May 8-14, 2024, while supplies last. Concert Week tickets include all fees upfront in the $25 all-in cost. Taxes will be added at checkout as applicable. Here's just some of the shows you can get into for $25.

Introducing the newest addition to our growing fleet! 🥳

Our brand-new Mercedes Benz Limo style Sprinter is finally here, and it's ready to take your events to the next level! With its sleek design, luxurious amenities, and spacious interior, this bus is perfect for weddings, proms, corporate events, and more.

Whether you're looking for a stylish arrival, a fun and safe transportation option, or a unique party venue on wheels, we've got you covered!

Book now and experience the ultimate in comfort and style!

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Can’t wait! 😜

Here are the concerts coming to Pine K**b in 2024 It's set to be another big year for music in metro Detroit, and despite being the heart of winter, we're looking forward to warmer weather and outdoor music at Pine K**b.

Even Antonio Brown knows what’s up 🤷🏼‍♂️🧐😆🙃

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🥶 Outsiders (and boring people who don’t like sports alike 😝) may view the Lions' success as just another football victory, but for the city of Detroit, it represents a remarkable comeback story spanning over three decades.

🌇 Once a thriving city with a rich history, Detroit faced numerous challenges, including population decline, economic struggles, and urban decay. However, over the years businessmen like Dan Gilbert invested in the city's revitalization, transforming the downtown area with new businesses and entertainment options!

💪🏼 The Lions symbolize Detroit's resilience and determination to reclaim its former glory. This moment is about more than just football - it's a testament to the city's spirit of revitalization and its
proud heritage.

🦁 We’re not done yet, still 2 more to go like Dan Campbell said, but win or lose this coming Sunday there is definitely no longer a debate of this being…. The Same Ole Lions…. It is now indisputably THE BRAND NEW LIONS!!!

Sweet revenge 🦁💪🏼

ATTENTION TO ALL PARENTS WHO MAY NEED TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA 🎅

I found out myself abruptly at the tender age of 6 😭
But thought this little story right here was a great way to go about it whenever you do need to have the inevitable conversation:

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Son: "Dad, I think I'm old enough now. Is there a Santa Claus?"

Dad: "Ok, I agree that your old enough. But before I tell you, I have a question for you. You see, the “truth” is a dangerous gift. Once you know something, you can't unknow it.
Once you know the truth about Santa Claus, you will never again understand and relate to him as you do now.
So my question is: Are you sure you want to know?"

Brief pause...

Son: "Yes, I want to know"

Dad: "Ok, I'll tell you: Yes there is a Santa Claus"

Son: "Really?"

Dad: Yes, really, but he's no longer an old man with a beard in a red suit. That's just what we tell kids now in days. The legend evolved from the actions of an actual person:

Saint Nicholas of Myra (traditionally 15 March 270 – 6 December 343), also known as Nicholas of Bari, was an early Christian bishop of Greek descent from the maritime city of Myra in Asia Minor (Greek: Μύρα; modern-day Demre, Turkey) during the time of the Roman Empire. You see son, most kids are just too young to understand the true nature of Santa Claus these days, so we explain it to them in a way that they can understand.

The truth about Santa Claus is he no longer a person at all anymore; he's just an idea now in days.

Think of all those presents Santa gave you over the years.
I actually bought those myself.
I watched you open them.
And did it bother me that you didn't thank me?
Of course not!
In fact it gave me great pleasure.
You see, Santa Claus is THE IDEA OF GIVING FOR THE SAKE OF GIVING, without thought of thanks or acknowledgement.

When I saw that woman collapse on the subway last week and called for help, I knew that she'd never know that it was me that summoned the ambulance.
I was being Santa Claus when I did that."

Son: "Oh."

Dad: "So now that you know, you're part of it. You have to be Santa Claus too now. That means you can never tell a young kid the secret, and you have to help us select Santa presents for them, and most important, you have to look for opportunities to help people. Got it?"

Help out each other this Christmas🎄🎅 and...be kind ❤💕

AI generated simulation of what they predict would happen if the Detroit Lions do in fact win the SuperBowl this year! 😆😎🔥😤🥴😳🦁

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Don't forget to hit up Micky D's today my people for Buy 1 Big Mac Get 1 Free for the Branch interception last night!
And if you, "Don't eat that crap." Good for you! Nobody cares! 😒

Happy Independence Day everyone from ! Unlike us, enjoy your 4 day weekend! For those of you still working, we feel your pain! 😩

Taylor Swift in Detroit: Ticketmaster opens ticket queue for some verified fans Some Taylor Swift fans got a surprise on Tuesday as some tickets were released for her shows in Detroit next weekend.

"I'II pay ya $200 to come out for the day and it’s only for a few hours and only need you guys to transport us a few miles up the road."

I saw a meme the other day like this from a construction company and I thought it might be a good idea to show what it costs us for when people ask if we can come out for a just few hours for $200, if not they'll rent an Uber or go with “someone cheaper”, or the ones who try to punish us for having good equipment to perform jobs better that say "why are you charging me $750 when we only used the bus for a few hours?"

We love and appreciate all of our clients we have worked with, this is nothing negative towards anyone. Hopefully this just helps most of you understand the costs associated with all service business owners alike. We get calls constantly of people wanting transportation for $100 or so, this is just an awareness of how we spent well over $200,000 to come work for nearly free.
This also doesn't include the hefty maintenance or parts etc.

Travel safe my friends! 😎

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Hang in there fellas! ✊🏼💪🏼🎄🎁🧦🩳🛍️🩲🤢

Thanks a lot Emily! It was our pleasure to have served you! 🚎💨

Say less… we’re jumping in! 😅

A Thanksgiving tradition ✅