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Which one do you like most ? Ok, na!
But me, I like am like that, carry front with your bad belle jor🤣

A Wife came Home early and found her Husband in their Bedroom making love to a very Attractive Young Woman. She was very Upset.

_"You are a Disrēspêctful Pīg!"_ she Cried.

_"How dare you do this to me – a Faithful Wife, the Mother of your Children! I'm Leaving you. I want a Divorce, NOW!"_

The Husband calmly replied, _"Hang on just a Minute Love. At least let me tell you what Happened."_

_"Fine, go ahead",_ the Wife Sobbed, _"but they will be the last Words you say to me!"_
The Husband Began:

_"Well, as I was getting into the Car at Work to drive Home, this Young Lady here asked me for a Lift. She looked so Distressed, Helpless and Defenceless that I took Pity on her and let her into the Car."_

_"She was very Thin, not well Dressed and very Dirty and told me that she hadn't Eaten for Three Days."_

_"Out of Compassion, I brought her Home and Warmed up the Pizza I made for you last Night that you wouldn’t eat because you're afraid you'll put on Weight. The Poor thing Ate it, Ravenously."_

_"She was Dirty. I suggested she have a Shower. While Showering, I noticed her Clothes were Filthy and Threadbare. I threw them away."_

_"I gave her the Designer Jeans that you’ve had for a Few Years, but don’t Wear because you say they are too Tight."_

_"I gave her Underwear, your Anniversary Present from me, which you don’t Wear because you said I don't have Good Taste."_
_"I gave her the Sexy Blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don’t Wear just to annoy her.

I also donated those Boots you bought at an expensive Boutique but don’t Wear because someone at Work has the same Pair."_
The Husband Paused, took a quick Breath and continued:

_"She was so Grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the Door, she turned to me with Tears in her Eyes and said, “Please Sir... Do you have anything else that your Wife doesn’t use?

See laugh
If you dare laugh na
Guaranteed four more years.

Hmmmm! But some don't know how to🤣😂

How to know your wife still loves you in the middle of a fight #relationships @officialjosiahsmith

politicians & the people's relationship

Crocodile hires new dental cleaning team - #shortvideo #wildlife #ai #chicken #crocodile #cute Who would've thought this croc could be so picky? It's not sure if it wants to be a vegetarian, yet it's got these chicks as its personal dental hygienists

The above picture is the position & mindset of many of the people you follow and idolize.

Many who claim to be Christians are not sensitive to the severity of the times we are in. It is the time of battle for the soul of man. The choices we make determine which aide of the devide you stand. The Enemies know exactly what they are upto and who they serve. Unfortunately, many kingdom brethren are spiritually disconnected because they are constantly looking out for a perfect man of God or believer to believe or follow forgetting "(Mark 9:38-40).For he that is not against us is for us”. Don't be deceived and do not fall for the antics of Enemy. I pray you don't always make decisions only when it is convenient or serve your interest but that the Lord continues to order your step in every choice you make, Amen.
_Femi Ogedengbe

Rest in peace to one of Nollywood legends

Uncle Emmanuel France, One of the actors I took to Tanzania in 2006 , Shot three movie with him ; Cross MY sin, She Is My Sister & THE Director.
R.I.P

HRH. King Jaffe Joffer of Zamunda has gone to rest with his ancestors.
What is your fond memory of this great man ?
James Earl Jones ; * THIS IS CNN "
Rest peace Sir.

 

King Jaffe Joffer : Have you grown a moustache?

Queen Aoleon : Jaffe, it has been a year.

[Prince Akeem gets up from his end of the long dining room table] 

Queen Aoleon : What is he doing?

King Jaffe Joffer : I think he's coming down here to talk to us.

King Jaffe Joffer : Son, please. I'm more than the exalted ruler of this land and the master of all I survey. I'm also a concerned dad.

FROM IMDB

King Jaffe Joffer : It is of no consequence to me.

King Jaffe Joffer : So, what is it, my son?

Prince Akeem : Well, father, first of all it is things like this.

King Jaffe Joffer : Like what?

Prince Akeem : The rose petals.

Queen Aoleon : What is the matter, dear? You are the son of a king, why should you not walk on the petals of roses?

Prince Akeem : Ah, but mother, if there were no rose petals I would still be the son of a king.

King Jaffe Joffer : Then it is settled.

[announcing to the rest of the room] 

King Jaffe Joffer : From this day forth, anyone who throws roses at my son's feet will answer to me.

[the female rose bearers nervously back out of the room] 

King Jaffe Joffer : I am looking for my son Akeem.

King Jaffe Joffer : You're right! Get out, see the world, enjoy yourself, fulfill *every* erotic desire.

King Jaffe Joffer : Akeem came to America to - sow his royal oats.

Fact!

*BREAKING NEWS!!!*

*SS3 LAGOS STUDENT PROPOSES TO HIS ENGLISH TEACHER*

It was a very big surprise to the entire school as SS3 student, in Lagos, decided to propose to his attractive English teacher.

During a class assignment, he slipped a love letter in the page of his assignment exercise book.

He had already informed his friends of the act. Everyone was waiting for the reaction of their teacher.

At home, while working on the students' assignments, she saw the letter which she also read.

The next day, at school, she shared the exercises to the students.

The boy got 17/20. But she didn't give him his copy. She simply ordered him to follow her to the teachers' room.

All his friends concluded that it was over for him because the disciplinary council would be waiting for him.

The most surprising thing was that when they arrived at the teachers' room, the teacher....

*To be continued when Tinubu returns Bag of rice to Yardua time, price! ...* 😁

*Thank you.*🥴🥴

It is the Great Shina's Birthday. I join the world to Celebrate this great man a dear and trusted friend. May you continue to win in all you do. Happy birthday to you Ore mi atata. Soro sore ti o ni rival! Omo boy to duro Gboin gboin ni jor

Click on the link on my bio to watch this wonderful 2 part love story. Shot in Lagos London & New York Featuring; Femi Ogedengbe Doris Simeon and Host of other international Actors. Kindly subscribe and thank you for your Support.

Greetings everyone! We are excited to announce that the renowned musician and activist, Edris Abdulkareem, will be embarking on a European Tour this July-August. As an OG in the music industry with numerous hits under his belt, let's show our support for him by keeping our schedules open as he makes his way to a city near you. Join us in celebrating this musical rebel who has made significant contributions to society through his artistry. Don't miss out - Let's go there with

Still in this Father's Day season
Happy Father's Day to the man who's been more than just a friend. You're one of the brothers I got to choose (The Proverbs 18:24 friend ). You've always been there with unwavering support, a listening ear, and a helping hand. Thank you for being the rock in my life and for showing me what true friendship really means. Have an awesome season!

City that can make You Run Mad without knowing it - LAGOS

City where they will Steal Your Spouse without Your knowledge - ABUJA

City where Everybody is Cheating yet Praying fervently - ILORIN

City where You cannot come Out with Phone at Night - ONITSHA

City where You go Blind if You look too much - OWERRI

City where You will be like Sardine inside Taxi - IBADAN

City where Fornication is Banned, but Adultery is Permitted - KANO

City where they will Build Fly-Over, but only Okada is Using it - ABAKALIKI

City where Men Die several Years before their Wives - PORT-HARCOURT

City that is Forming “Europe”, but Lion in the Zoo is Eating only Biscuit - JOS

City that is always Forming Tourism, Meanwhile nothing takes Place - CALABAR

City that is Full of Landlady without Landlord - BENIN

Copie : OFJF Comedy

Robert Oyimemiseh Peters, congratulations on adding another year!
As your friend, family, and colleagues from all around the world come together to celebrate you, I want to express my heartfelt wishes.

It's been a journey since our paths crossed, and you've consistently shown love, respect, and kindness. You've been a brother from another mother, and I hold you in high regard because you've truly earned this relationship.

Today, I bless God for the milestones you've achieved. May He continue to increase you in every aspect of your life. May your days be filled with joy, laughter, and fulfillment. 🙏
Happy birthday, Robert! 🎊🎁🎂 May this new year bring you even more blessings and opportunities.

Happy Birthday to you Blood
Mr Ogedengbe

Wow! What a nostalgic feelings ?
Jamiu one of my friends from way back in Itire Surulere Surprised me with this pictures from back when men were Boys, In this pictures, I was between 21 and 23 which is over 30 years. Wow! What a nostalgia.

🎉🎂 Happy Birthday, Beloved Sister Bukola! 🎂🎉

On the special day of your birth, I celebrate you with joy and gratitude. May the Lord grant you all your heart desires and fill your life with happiness.

May your heart be filled with joy, and may you find fulfillment in every moment. As you care for your dear mother, may your nurturing spirit be rewarded with blessings and grace. Your dedication to family is admirable, and I know that your children will honor you for the remarkable person you are.

May God grant you good health, long life, and abundant blessings. Amen.

Once again, happy birthday, dear Bukola! 🎈🎁🎊

E don't matter if you give us our flower or not we Respect those before us in Nigerian Entertainment space. We have paid our Dues and we gonna grap our due......watch out for my old Nollywood pictures series. And thank you for supporting my Youtube channel at; Femi Ogedengbe (unitedblack)

Hey Sister!
Do you remember this ? On the set of "Backdrop" in Enugu.

REJIONDER FROM THE OFFICE OF THE ACTOR GUILD OF NIGERIA, NATIONAL PRESIDENT;

Mercy Johnson's name, like many celebrities before her, Is very profitable for fake news/bloggers.

Helloooo everyone!
A proud father celebrating his daughter here.

Happy birthday

Sharon Ifeoluwa Chioma Ogedegbe! 🎉
May you continue
to shine brightly, illuminating the world with knowledge and creativity.
I am incredibly proud of the intelligent, kind-hearted young woman you are becoming. May this year be filled with exciting adventures, new discoveries, and endless joy. Keep reaching for the stars, my dear daughter. The world is yours to conquer, and I have no doubt you will achieve great things. Always remember, I am here cheering you on every step of the way. Love you to the moon and back! 💖🎂📚

God's grace and mercy have been sufficient in my life. It's gratitude all the way. Happy Sunday to you all my brethren 🙏

Nooooooooooo! God!