The Fat Goat Kitchen and Bar

Larry our local was an Irish Goat ☘️ and he’s making sure we bring you a great St Patrick’s day

Check out our specials for St Paddy’s day, 17 March

Call now and reserve your table: +27 (31) 942-0021

Let’s get childish

GOAT not Goating anywhere.

We heard some Sheep talking, as they do in Durbs, so thought we better show you all our specials and tell you that our farm stall is still going strong!

See your for our specials. Bring a friend, no one likes to sit down & drink alone. Although, we are a judge free zone here at the goat

Goats don’t lockdown level well.

With the latest restrictions, we have decided that we are not going to risk any goats, so as of tomorrow Mon 4 Jan, we will only be open for take aways or call and collect.

We won’t be open for sit down, and will wait to hear from Cyril Goat.

Our food is great, please be sure to get us on & enjoy our legendary meals at home. Or call +27 (31) 942-0021 and collect your goatly chow.

Stay safe goats, we still here for you, just take us home with you and give us an awkward hug!


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Tonight’s menu at The Fat Goat presented by for his Kitchen Take over

This may be better than our nachos, maybe!

Our Goats are roaming!

We DELIVER! Well we don’t, do for us!

I mean a Goat can’t drive, the hooves just keep slipping off the clutch!

But we are on the Mr D app now. So you can enjoy us at home! Wait, what! Oh u know

Sit on your couch, order, delivers, and enjoy Goatness wherever you are!

Don’t let Monday ruin any day for you!

You asked for it, so by popular demand it’s back! Burger and Beer Monday’s!

Any burger, and a any 500ml Draught, for just R100

That’s one buffalo at the Goat to get all that!

If your happy hours and you know it clap your hooves!

That’s right; from 1 October we launch Happy Hours at the Goat.

Monday - Friday,
15:00 - 18:00
R40 per drink

We know, how ridiculous! Goatest deal ever!

See you for one, or two, or or or

“Let’s lunch it” is soooo this year! Just ask any goat!

So in keeping with that, we welcome back our Lunch Menu, which starts today!

Great value and some of our best dishes. And gives you so much time before the curfew hits! That’s childish, but this is judge free zone!

Now that we getting on top of corona (you see what we did there?)

We need a few days to get ready, clean our hooves, get our goat herd together and of course stock up, on the “critical” items!

So our doors will open on Thursday 20 August at 11:00, bring your herd.

Some small changes to menu & trading hours, but we will keep you posted!

Insert excited Goat dance right here!

When you haven’t sat in a restaurant for so long you not quite sure how to do it!

We are back, well nearly! We just working with Goatvernment on some semantics in terms of reopening, so stay close for updates on reopening days, and nights!

(Insert little hoof tap dance here)




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To our Goat herd

We sure are missing all of you, and your childish shenanigans while at the Goat.

Whilst there is opportunity with level 4 looming, we have decided not to open our doors just yet. We have a lot of Goat expenses we working on, to make sure we open properly when Level 2 arrives!

We are going to wait until we can sit around our bar, order a drink, laugh and share a nachos! (I know, we kiss them too!!)

Stay safe, and WE WILL SEE YOU AT LEVEL 2!




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Just a little reminder and some more info! Yes, we still smitten goat kittens!

is a Spirited Awards® Regional Top 10 Honoree for Best International Restaurant Bar.

We are thrilled to celebrate talent in the global drinks industry and honored to stand alongside so many esteemed colleagues in 2020.

It is important, perhaps more now than ever, to support each other as a global community and recognize our accomplishments for doing something we all love.

Congratulations to each of the Regional Top 10 Honorees!

To see all of this year’s honorees, visit link in bio.


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Just a small town Goat, nominated in a global world!

BEST NEW INTERNATIONAL RESTAURANT BAR - Middle East & Africa

How badly we would love to serve you all a cocktail right now to celebrate, but we will soon, around our Goatly gorgeous bar!

Thank you , we’re jumping little Goats with excitement and pride! (Yes picture it)

Congrats to all the other nominees as well. We will let you all know about how the voting works soon!

Maybe a Goat in a tux, how awkward!





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Lockdown Morning challenge accepted. Totes ma Goats, let’s do this!

So pumped for this lockdown Goat journey we on!

We challenge you , bring it!

With Goat power, comes Goat responsibility (Goatman beats Spider-Man)

As of today, we have decided to close the doors of The Fat Goat 🐐 to ensure we abide by the rules set out by our President Goat (Great job President)

The safety and well-being of our management, staff and customers is the most important thing right now!

We close today, with the hope of reopening soon. Thank you for all your ongoing support, and for the laughs we had with you and our staff!

We in this together. Goats roam in a herd, just a socially spaced isolated herd right now, but still together with one goat goal

Be safe, enjoy your time, and we will see you soon!

We Goatta Get Through This (Sing it with us)



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TAKE AWAY

CALL AND COLLECT

+27 (31) 942-0021

Take a Goat away. Wait what? Oh you know what we mean

Just call, order, sanitize, collect, chow, repeat!



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We doing everything we can to make sure that when you visit us for lunch or drinks, you are safe! And clean!

Hooves cleaned at the door, fur ruffled, sanitizer sprayed aggressively

See you for Lunch or for our HAPPY HOURS daily
2-5pm

R25 Draught
R30 Wine by the glass
R40 GNT’s
R15 El Jimador
R15 Strawberry slips

Tough times, stay clean and strong our herd!

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Owning a restaurant anywhere in the world this week!

Luckily we have Call and Collect: +27 (31) 942-0021

We also have a full hygiene and sanitizing system in place in store for surfaces, cutlery and crockery and of course for staff and customers

Our store also seats a capacity of only 80 seated, and we have spaced our tables accordingly




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CALL AND COLLECT

GOATS ON THE GO

Yes that’s right, our entire menu is available for you to have at home.

Just call our store, place your order, drive your car, bike, bicycle, unicycle or Vespa (they like to be different) and park outside and collect your grub.

Store number:

+27 (31) 942-0021

Our full menu is on this post, just scroll! We will even sanitizer your hands before handing it over



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At the Fat Goat we have taken measures already to ensure our customers and staff safety during this testing period:

1. Sanitizer stations placed in the store for customer use
2. Staff re-trained on hygiene standards
3. Staff hands washed and sanitized every 30 minutes, or as needed
4. Sanitizer stations ordered and placed at the entrance of the store
5. Food safety a priority
6. All surfaces sanitized

We have always adopted a thorough hygiene program in our stores, and will intensify this further now.





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Lunch is served! Come and join us and experience our new lunch menu!

The fish taco is so good you can actually hear angels playing harps as you bite into it!




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Bring your Goat for Bottoms up! Bottomless BUBBLES on Thursdays for lunch and dinner, or both!

T&C’s apply
Served by the glass
Open - 21:00




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Love Goats

Join us Friday night, bring your Goat, and enjoy!

Hugs are free on Friday as well



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A special Goat thank you to all our customers and suppliers for a hugely successful Fat Goat golf day. you were the GOAT of hosts, and we will be back! Congrats to all the winners, and we will see you all at the Goat soon for some lunch or dinner and a drink



@ Mount Edgecombe Country Club Estate

Bar Appreciation post! An actual Goat gently tapped down this bar counter with its hooves to create the feeling of “Goatness” while sitting there sipping on a beverage, or two!




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MONDAYS at the Goat are Green, which has zero reference to our burger deal, it’s just a pretty colour!

The “Greatest of all time” burger deal, every Monday at the Goat! Bring a friend, if you don’t have any, we rent out our management per hour and they come with complimentary small talk

Last night of the decade Goats. We will be open for lunch and dinner trade on New Year’s Eve until 22:00

We will also be OPEN for Lunch on January 1st. Red Goat eyes and all

Perfect Hangover cure, lunch at the Goat on the 1st day of the decade

Call: +27 (31) 942-0021
To make your booking to ensure that herd of early Goats don’t take the good seats



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Festive season, with a few Goat meme’s