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CLIENT – How much will it cost to do this job?
ME - R2,800

CLIENT – That’s too expensive for this job!
ME – How much you think it should cost?

CLIENT – R800 max! It’s a simple job!
ME – I can’t do the job for so little.

CLIENT – People in your line of work want to make a huge profit!
ME – I’m sorry you feel this way. Why don’t you do the job?

CLIENT – But, but, I don’t know how to do any of that.
ME – For R900, I can teach you everything you need to know to do the job. You can then use R800 to do the job, and you’re still saving R1,100. Also, you will obtain all the knowledge and the experience for the next time you need to do this job.

CLIENT – Deal!
ME – Great! To start, you need to buy tools. You will need a chipping hammer, a nail gun, a laser, a drill, a mixer machine, PPE, and some other things.

CLIENT – But, I don’t have any of those tools and I can’t buy all that for just one job!
ME – Ok. I can rent you my tools for another R300. You’re still saving R800.

CLIENT – That’s cutting my savings, but I will rent your tools.
ME – Perfect! I’ll be back Saturday and we can start.

CLIENT – Wait! I can’t Saturday. I only have time today.
ME – I’m sorry, I only teach others on Saturdays. I have to prioritize my time and my tools needs to be in other jobs I have during the week.

CLIENT – Ok then. I will sacrifice my family’s plans on Saturday.
ME – Right, me too! Oh, I forgot. If you’re going to do the job yourself, you need to buy the materials. There’s a high demand nowadays, so your best bet is to get a bakkie and be at the hardware store by 7am before other contractors get there.

CLIENT – AT SEVEN IN THE MORNING? On Saturday? That’s too early for me. I don’t even have a bakkie!
ME – I guess you’ll have to rent one. By the way, do you have some helpers to help you load the truck?

CLIENT – You know what? I’ve been thinking. Probably is better for you to do the job. It’s better to pay you to do the job right and not having to go through all that hassle.
ME – Good thinking. Sign here and let me get to work.

This is the truth. People are not just paying for a job, they are paying for knowledge, experience, tools, time, family sacrifices, and other things you bring to the table. Don’t let anybody dictate your worth.
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Countries that will never Qualify for FIFA World Cup Even if FIFA gives Africa 30 Slots for entry 👀

😅😅😅😅

🇸🇸South Sudan 🤣
🇸🇴Somalia (no hope) 💔
🇰🇪Kenya (Concentrate on Marathon) 🏃
🇺🇬Uganda 😥
🇬🇲Gambia (no way home)
🇲🇬Madagascar (no way)
🇧🇼Botswana (mission impossible) 🙅
🇲🇼Malawi 😅
🇿🇼Zimbabwe (I can't imagine) 💔
🇱🇾Libya (don't even know what is football)
🇸🇹Sao Tome (football farmers) 👨‍🌾
🇿🇦 South Africa (Let them jail Ramaphosa and then we'll talk or maybe deal with corruption first)
🇹🇿 Tanzania (They already have a diamond what do they need other medals for)
🇷🇼Rwanda (don't even bother) 🤣
🇱🇸Lesotho (out of context)
🇹🇩Chad (do they even play football) 😂
🇳🇪Niger (don't even have XI) 😅
🇨🇩 Congo (They turned all their football pitches to battle fields,let them stop the banditry first)
🇸🇿Swaziland (better not mentioned) 😂
🇱🇷Liberia (only if they've a free slot)
🇲🇿Mozambique (g*t nothing to do with football) 🤣
🇧🇮 Burundi (That's a tourism site 😳)
🇬🇦 Gabon (Let them play a friendly match with Myanmar maybe they might have a shot)
🇩🇯Djibouti (this ones cannot qualify even if they're meant to host the World Cup they'll still host it but won't be eligible to play) 😅

The world eight wonder♥️
Sigiriya ancient rock fortress, Sri Lanka🇱🇰

Sigiriya is considered as one of the world's greatest archaeological and cultural treasures due to its unique and impressive features. It is a remarkable ancient fortress and a UNESCO World Heritage site. There are several reasons why Sigiriya is considered as one of the world's eight wonders:

The location and the setting: The fortress is situated on a massive rock column that rises about 200 meters above the surrounding plain, offering a spectacular and breathtaking view of the surrounding landscape.

The engineering marvel: The construction of Sigiriya is a remarkable feat of ancient engineering. The builders of Sigiriya have created an elaborate and sophisticated water management system that still functions today.

The architecture and art: Sigiriya is adorned with beautiful frescoes, graffiti, and landscaped gardens. The design and layout of the fortress are both aesthetically pleasing and functional.

The historical significance: Sigiriya is a testament to the ingenuity and creativity of the ancient Sri Lankan people. It provides valuable insights into their culture, beliefs, and way of life.

All of these features and more contribute to Sigiriya's status as one of the world's eight wonders.

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Eid Mubarak ❤

"Before you go to work, ask yourself why do you go to work. Otherwise you will die doing the same thing for the rest of your life,Are you working for food,rent and clothes. Do you see yourself as a millionaire one day. Why do you wake up and go to work, why do you do the things you do. Who are you working for and what. Have you seen the results of what you are working for. Why are you alive? Don't just wake up and live. Live a life of reason,a life of purpose. A life with meaning. There are people that wake up and go stay at the shop,all day until they are 25. There are people that go and clean other people's houses until they die. Live,dream. Focus"

Take care of your jobs😂

"Im not the person i was Yesterday,im not the person i was the day before that,im not who i was an hour ago. We humans experience evolution every minute of the day,Due to experience. People we meet, Places we go to. We change everyday either mentally or physically or emotionally,You can never say You know me,You don't.

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NATURAL VIGRA TO HELP MEN TO GET ER****ON WITH WATERMELON AND GINGER JUICE :
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RECIPES :
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Buy 1 full Watermelon
Buy Ginger

PREPARATIONS
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👉■Wash the watermelon and cut them into 3 to 4 depending how big is the watermelon.......,

👉■Take one share of the watermelon you cut into 3 to 4...., don't peel the back...., just cut then into blender with the back...., including the seed...., Don't remove anything....

👉■Share that ginger you bought into 3....., and then take one share ....., wash it...., and cut them into piece ...,and pour inside the blender with the watermelon and blend it....., Add a little water because watermelon has water already....., Blend it until is done ......,them Sieve it....., and drink in the morning....., prepare Another one in the afternoon..... , and night & drink.

Note👉 As you drink it will circulate blood into your organ and body.

👉Watermelon and ginger drink also make women body to look fresh and body system good.

The Story Of Nigeria's Most Famous Magician Professor Peller and How He Was Assassinated in 1997

Professor Peller The magician was one of the Nigerians that opened Nigerian to what magic was. He is the father of Shina Peller the popular socialite, he always moved with huge and electrified crowd thronging after a his slowly-moving convoy.
At the center was a white limousine and from the sun roof, was a man full of charming smiles, waving to the frenzied crowd, he looked very smart, handsome and he was also wearing white, all white, the hat too was white. It was quite a dazzling spectacle. The limo was headed towards the city stadium where he had a show. For about thirty years, Peller held the world’s most populous black nation spellbound with millions gasping at the whisk of his wand. I hope you find this magical.

About Professor peller ;

He was born in 1941 at Iseyin, Oyo State and he was named Moshood Folorunsho Abiola. He would later pick on the stage name of ‘Professor Peller’, an appellation that has stuck to him like a second skin.

HIS MAGICAL PERFORMANCES AND EXPLOITS
When Professor Peller was alive, he was the most brilliant magician in all of Africa. I am not too sure if the record has been broken. Even in death, Peller remains the greatest of all. He performed not only before princes but also held kings spellbound with his magic. Here is how Femi Oyebode, a Professor of Psychiatry at the University of Birmingham described Peller and one of his shows in 1972 at the George V Stadium in Lagos (that is the old name of the Onikan Stadium):
My last ever visit to the stadium was to see Professor Peller, a magician, and said to be a member of the Magic Circle take on the last of our traditional magicians whose name now escapes me (itself a significant fact). Professor Peller was dressed in black tails, a top hat, a wand in one hand, black shoes and well-cut hair. He was a perfect picture of debonair gentleman and was assisted by an attractive young woman. He flicked his white handkerchief and a white dove flew out.

He pulled at his cuff links and flowers bloomed under his command. He was confident, majestic. He was suave and graceful. He levitated his assistant.

He cut her in two without drawing blood. He locked her in a cupboard, chained up several times over yet she disappeared! It was a master performance. The crowd clapped, hooped. We were seduced against our better judgment. Peller was a prolific magician with many shows, some of which were the Invisible General, the Escaping Box, Changing Dresses and the Zigzag. One thing with Peller’s performances is that they were executed with maximum finesse and excellence. He was thorough and professional. Perhaps, if not for death, he might have even eclipsed David Copperfield of the USA in fame. Copperfield is presently the greatest magician on earth and the first person to make one billion dollars from magic. While growing up, he was nicknamed Moshood Olori Pupa (Moshood the Red-Headed Boy).

-One of his classical performances included putting his wife in a ‘magical coffin’ and severing the same coffin into two halves with a ‘magic coffin’.

When Peller was performing, there was really no Internet as we have it today, so it was quite easy to fool people in their millions. Now, YouTube is
spoiling the show for many magicians except the most ingenious of them. Here are few more magic clips on YouTube just to let you know they do not conjure any evil spirit or demon, it is nothing but sheer trickery.

For a man who was a showstopper at any events, it is no surprise that not a few women fell for the enchanting spell of Nigeria’s most famous magician. He was a man of many women and married many of them.

However, the best known of these ladies, with whom he performed his magic tricks is Alhaja Silifat Adeboyin Peller, The whole of Nigeria knew her as Lady Peller and she is most famous for the act in which she was ‘sliced’ into pieces by Peller and had a hard time putting her back. Now 66 years of age with her husband gone and not remarrying, she is tending to her grandchildren while reminiscing over the glittering wonders of an empire of magic that once held sway. Lady Peller was born in Kishi, Oyo State where her father was the Chief Imam and had five children for him, while also raising many other step-children.

However, unknown to many, their rosy marriage later had a deep crack to the extent that they were not staying together anymore. When Peller was killed at his Onipanu residence, he was in Lagos State for a function while Lady Peller was living at the GRA, Ikeja. Although they were not officially separated as they still saw regularly, Peller checked on her in Ikeja but met her absence. As at that time, they had already reconciled and were even planning on coming back together before Peller was prematurely silenced by the assassin’s bullets.

Peller left a message for her to check on him as he was not feeling well and was rushed to Ibadan for treatment. Lady Peller was furious as to why he was taken to Ibadan since they had family doctors at the Ajayi Memorial Hospital and the EKO Hospital in Lagos but upon getting to Ibadan, she was simply told that Peller was dead. She fainted immediately only to wake up to a bucket of water and intense fanning by family members. She said: “It was a great shock and I had never seen that kind of things. I don’t ever wish to go through that kind of thing again.” While he was alive, he also taught her some magic and ensured she got some training in Michigan, USA. Little wonder they always performed together and as far as she is concerned, her religion is not against the brand of magic she performed with her late husband because according to her, ‘it was not fetish’. She still remembers the very good old days and says she will not remarry and will still marry him over and over again, rounding off: They only want to enjoy what Professor Peller was enjoying for several years. But they can’t have it.”

Alhaja Silifat Abiola Peller, the wife of late magician, Professor Peller, has opened up on why the popular socialite was killed. While speaking in an interview with BBC News Yoruba, Mrs Peller revealed that the assassination of her husband was made possible because of the personal information he leaked to the media after a performance she had with her husband that got everyone scared She said during the performance, the late magician sliced her into two on stage but found it difficult to restore her back to normal.

“On that unforgettable day, Professor Peller performed at the National Theatre. He sliced Lady Peller into two but found it difficult to restore her back to normal,” she said.

“He did his best to the point of sweating which was noticed by the spectators. The show ended at that point.

“Thanks to God, Lady Peller later came back to life. But people were yet to know until the following day. “While Professor Peller was performing (the following day), the spectators were not all that interested. All they wanted to see was Lady Peller.

“As soon as they saw me, they were excited to the point that some of them called it a day, saying my appearance was entertaining enough.”

Silifat said presidents and prominent people used to come to the shows which they performed across the world.

On how she heard of her husband’s death, she said she was in Lagos when she got the information.

“It was an unfortunate day which I can’t really explain. Some said I fainted and later got revive after water was poured on me,” she said.

On how her husband died, Silifat said “He was observing the Sujud prayer when he died.”

She continued, “The media knows how to ask questions that can make one say things he ought not to say.

“Professor Peller was asked by the media to reveal the particular time he could be found without his powers.

“He told them that he could only be found without his powers when he’s observing the Islamic prayers “That’s what Professor Peller said that led to his fall.”

Silifat said the assassins who killed the magician ensured they carried out the act at the time he was observing prayers.

Credit: Nairaland

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Ten Brutal Truths That Every Single Person Needs To Hear.

1. You're going to die and you have no idea when.

Stop pretending that you're invincible. Acknowledge the fact of your own mortality, and then start structuring your life in a more meaningful way.

2. Your material wealth won't make you a better or happier person.

Even if you're one of the lucky ones who achieves his or her materialistic dreams, money only amplifies that which was already present.

3. Your obsession with finding happiness is what prevents its attainment.

Happiness is always present in your life--it's just a matter of connecting to it and allowing it to flow through you that's challenging.

4. Donating money does less than donating time.

Giving your time is a way to change your perception and create a memory for yourself and others that will last forever.

5. You can't make everyone happy, and if you try, you'll lose yourself.

Stop trying to please, and start respecting your values, principles, and autonomy.

6. Your achievements and successes won't matter on your deathbed.

When your time has come to transition from this reality, you won't be thinking about that raise; you'll be thinking about the relationships you've made--so start acting accordingly.

7. Your talent means nothing without consistent effort and practice.

Some of the most talented people in the world never move out from their parent's basement.

8. Nobody cares how difficult your life is, and you are the author of your life's story.

Stop looking for people to give you sympathy and start creating the life story you want to read.

9. Investing in yourself isn't selfish. It's the most worthwhile thing you can do.

You have to put on your own gas mask to save the person sitting right next to you.

10. Time is your most valuable asset--you need to prioritize how you spend it.

You have the power and responsibility to decide what you do with the time you have, so choose wisely.

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Overtaking in wrong places has caused too many fatal RTAs on the road.

Do not overtake in the following places:
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1) ON A BRIDGE: Avoid overtaking on bridges, bridges are dangerous places to overtake as you don't have other places to go than inside water or collide with opposing cars if other cars suddenly appear as you try to overtake.

2) ON A BEND: When there is a bend, please don't overtake no matter how clear you think the road is,it is very dangerous as you can't see the front, another car may be coming.

3) ON A MOUNTAIN: like in a bend, mountains, hills are wrong places to overtake you can't see the front clearly and you may not be able to speed enough to overtake and avoid colliding with traffic from the opposite direction.

4) SHARP SLOPES: It is also dangerous to overtake as your brake system may not work the way you
5 WHEN YOU CANNOT SEE THE FRONT CLEARLY: If you cannot see the front clearly for any reason please don't overtake.

6) WHEN IT IS RAINING: When it rains heavily don't overtake because the road may be slippery and your visibility is low.

7) WHEN YOU ARE FOLLOWING CONVOY OF FAST MOVING CARS: Avoid overtaking fast moving cars in convoy it will be dangerous to do that.

8) WHEN THE ROAD IS TOO NARROW: some roads are too narrow to take two vehicles at the same time, avoid overtaking in these kinds of roads.

9) WHEN THE ROAD IS SLIPPERY: Rain, water, Slipped oil, swampy areas are known to be slippery, be cautious about overtaking in these kinds of areas.

10) AGGRESSIVE DRIVERS: Avoid overtaking aggressive drivers. These are drivers who increase their speed whenever you try to overtake them so as to prevent you from overtaking. These kinds of drivers sees the road as a race track, they are dangerous drivers and can easily cause road mishap.

For your safety and that of others, avoid overtaking these kind of drivers, you don't need to prove you are faster or better than him, please don't race to the Cemetery.

11)WHEN YOU CAN'T CLEARLY SEE A VEHICLE COMING FROM THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION : Don't assume the car is far, your judgement may be totally wrong, many people got to the grave before they realize their mistakes. It is safer not to overtake when the oncoming car is already in view, please be careful.

12) WHEN DRIVING IN THE NIGHT: Driving in the night involves great caution and carefulness, if you cannot see clearly please don't overtake, if you don't have good eyesight don't drive in the night at all, if you must do it, drive with all carefulness.

I'm aware of the hardships your facing.
I'm aware that your family is not supportive of your hustle.
I'm aware that you might be single, sexually frustrated and depressed.
I'm aware that theres too much pressure on your shoulders and your business is not working out.
I'm aware that you have a ck and been looking for tenders and funding for years now but things are just not working out.
I'm aware that some of you are new in business but can't find jobs.
I'm aware that some of you do have capital but don't know where to start.
I'm aware that some of you are deep in debts and it seems like it's impossible to get out.
I'm aware that alot of you are going through alot and use social media as a scapegoat. So that you can fantasize about the life you wish you really had.

This is why I try to stay relevant with my content.
I'm a South African living in South Africa I'm aware of all our problems. This is why I'm always trying to provide practical solutions.

I'm getting messages from deferent people telling me how I've influenced their lives in a positive way. That means we actually getting somewhere.

Let us keep fighting together or die in the war like soldiers.
Complaining is not a strategy. Let us fight on.

A BAD WEEK For Malawi and For My Family.
and All The Lives Lost During The Storm. GOD Please, We Need Your Intervention!
🙏😭😭

FACTS ABOUT CUCUMBERS
1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.
2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.
3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.
4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.
5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!
6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!
7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.
8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide

"You work 8 hours to live 4.
You work 6 days to enjoy 1.
You work 8 hours to eat in 15 minutes.
You work 8 hours to sleep 5.
You work all year just to take a week or two vacation.
You work all your life so you can retire in old age.
And to contemplate only your last sighs.
Eventually you realize that life is nothing but a parody of yourself practicing your own forgetfulness.
We've become so accustomed to material, social slavery that we no longer see the chains"

Life is a short trip, live it!

“THE SCARIEST PREDICTION EVER”
On February 2, 1905, American philosopher and writer (Russian-born) Alissa Zinovievna, better known in the literary world as Ayn Rand, was born in St. Petersburg, died in March 1982 in New York.
THESE WERE HER WORDS:
When you notice that to produce you need to get permission from those who do not produce anything; when you check that money flows to those who do not deal with goods but with favors; when you realize that many become rich by the bribery and for influence more than by your work and that the laws do not protect you against them, but on the contrary, they are the ones who are protected against you; when you discover that corruption is rewarded and honesty becomes a self-sacrifice, then you can assert, without fear of being wrong, that your society is doomed

Life is a journey that we all just join in.

Clever people find out from those they find on the way.
They learn from the past so they can manage the future.

The simpletons on the other hand believe they can reinvent the wheel.

It's painful to watch a person walking into a trap despite all warnings.

After all is said and done, its all
de-javu de-javu.
Good night.

Top 8 lessons learned from the book – Big Magic

1.Be brave/ courageous enough to bring out the talent in you.
The author Elizabeth Gilbert refers to every type of creativity in this book. Not only writing, music or painting, any sort of creativity would come under this category. The author declares that it is our own fear that stops us from bringing out the creativity in us. Everyone has some sort of talent in them and no age could prevent them from bringing it up.

2. If an idea comes to your mind, do it.
If a plan comes to your mind through creativity, do it before you forget it. If an idea comes to your mind, grab the opportunity and present it out or on a piece of paper before it gets too late. And if it gets too late, either the plan would be forgotten or anyone else would get the idea and present it.

3. Keep faith in you and your abilities.
If you are about to start up a new project and could not proceed, you are your own enemy. Self doubt, people pleasing and many other insecurities hold you back. The author writes in the Big Magic that you don’t want other’s opinion to start a new project, keep faith in your abilities and start it. A good example presented by the author in the book is her father. The way how he does anything that his heart desires.

4. Practice makes you learn something.
If you want do something and don’t know how to start it, do something on it. Even a piece of it for few minutes. Practice it. Practice makes you learn something. You can’t be playing a piano in a mere second, A thorough practice makes you a good musician. Practicing every day would make you reach the place where you want to be. Even if you worked for it and did not complete it, you were getting educated. It was not all in vain. Educating yourself in something is more better than procrastinating. As the things which you have learnt would be your savior on the time you need it.

5. Frustration is part of the job of creative person.
Frustration and disappointment always comes

Multichoice DSTV Premium subscription fee per country

1. Nigeria - N21,000 per month (USD 45.61)
2. Namibia - N$839 per month (USD 46.18)
3. Botswana - P720 per month (USD 54.37)
4. South Africa - R839 per month (USD 46.18)
5. Eswatini - SZL839 per mon (USD 46,18)
6. Zambia - K1,100 per month (USD 54.66)
7. Mauritius - MUR 2,900 per month (USD 62.60)
8. Malawi - MWK 67,000 per month (USD 65.85)
9. Zimbabwe- US$75 per month
10. Uganda - USh255,000 per month (USD 68.83)
11. Ghana - GHS 510 per month (USD 40.16)
12. Tanzania (155,000 per month (USD 66,24)
13. Ethiopia - ETB3,150 per month (USD 58.65)
14. Mozambique - MT6,295 per month (USD 98.52)
15. Angola - AOA 22,000 (USD 43.65)
16. Kenya - Ksh8,900 per month (USD 69,00)

Data was collected from Multichoice DSTV website for each country.

HOW TO RESPECT YOURSELF IN 2023

1...Stop looking for who is not looking for you.
2... Stop begging.
3...Stop saying more than necessary.
4...When people disrespect you, confront them immediately.
5...Don't eat other people's food more than they eat yours.
6...Reduce how you visit some people, especially if they don't reciprocate it.
7...Invest in yourself. Make yourself happy.
8... Stop entertaining gossip about other people.
9...Think before you talk. 80% of how people value you is what comes out of your mouth.
10... Always look your best. Dress the way you should be addressed.
11... Be an achiever. Get busy with your goals
12...Respect your time.
13... Don't stay in a relationship where you don't feel respected and valued. Walk away.
14... Learn to spend money on yourself. That's how people will learn to spend on you.
15... Be scarce sometimes.
16...Be a giver more than a receiver.
17...Don't go where you are not invited. And when invited don't overstay your welcome.
18...Treat people exactly the way they deserve.
19... Except they owe you money, two call attempts is enough. If they value you they will call you back.
20...Be good at what you do.

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