EaseUp Consulting Div

When you want to stop drinking alcohol but your village people won't let you🤦

There is a difference between "Six Pack" and six beers.I said Six pack,please bring back my money 😉

There are guys who don't need to be asked if they drink beer🍻. 😂

Jesu Smakade

A woman from Soweto took her husband's Phone and checked his Facebook activities; she saw romantic chats with women. She sat down and thought of a way to separate him from the women. She came up with a beautiful idea, without even the husband's knowledge. She came up with the following methods

1- She copied all his chats with one of the women.

2- She opened a new Facebook account with a Male name.

3- She sent a friend request to the husband, he accepted the request.

4 - She introduced herself to him. She said "I'm Dumisani Ndlovu by name, a Member of Durban Taxi Rank. I saw all your chats with my wife. I want to warn you to stay away from her if you really want to remain alive. To clear any element of doubt, I have all the chats with me and here they are, you can see.

5- So, if you don't stop chatting with my wife, I'll slaughter you like a pig.
6- I know you. I know your name is Tshepo, your father's name is Thabang, your mother's name Zinhle, you have 3 children. Thuso, Tshepang and Tshepiso. Njabulo is your best friend and Bokang is your neighbor. You are a Lecturer working at Wits. You also go to work 9:30am with your friend Njabulo, you follow Rethabile and you spend time together. I'm warning you if you dare call, text or chat with my wife again, I will slaughter you like a Pig as I said earlier".

The wife was close to him while he read the message. As he was reading it, he kept sniffing and repeating Jesu Smakade, Thixo wami. She asked him what happened, he said nothing. He immediately deleted his Facebook and Whatsapp apps and every other social media app.

The following morning, he went and sold the phone in the market and bought an ordinary Nokia. He told his wife to always wake him when ever it's time for prayers.

The woman said since that day, her husband has been observing prayers regularly and spending more time with the family.

Isn't that better than settling the matter with a knife? Taxi Drivers are feared everywhere.

It was this day I decided to buy a car.

Start Your Own Tyre Fitment Business 🚕🛻

This is a business that has a high profit potential if you do it right. As long as they are cars around the townships, they will always need to have their tyres repaired or new tyres/rims, etc.

For any type of tyre fitment shop you would need equipment such as tyre changers, wheel balancers, air compressors, wheel alignment machine, car lifts, tyre changing tools, tyre inflators etc.

Make sure that your tyre fitment shop is in a location that is highly visible and convenient for motorists such as a busy main road or inside kasi shopping centre. A lot of your first clients are going to be people who see your tyre fitment shop then decide to check it out.

To conclude, you need to get experience before starting this type of business. You need to know what you are doing; you can be self-taught or volunteer to work at tyre fitment shop for at least a year.

Who did this? 😂😂😂

Skeem Saam come this side.

3 BEDROOMS
1 MASTER bedroom with bath & closet.
General bathroom

Lounge, dining and kitchen.
Study
Laundry
Double garage

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076 323 2757
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We at EaseUp Consulting Pty Ltd, would like to present to you our prices. Let's comply!!!
● Company registration, bee certificate, tax income for only R450
● Company registration, bee certificate, tax clearance (Pin) for only R650
●Company registration, bee certificate, tax clearance (Pin) bank account, tax clearance for only R950
● Company registration, Bee certificate, tax clearance (Pin), business bank account, share certificate, CSD Registration for only R1000
● Company registration, Bee certificate, tax clearance (Pin), business bank account, share certificate, CSD Registration, CIDB certificate level 1....all for only R1900
Other...
· Vat Registration = R1000 (within 2 working days)
· Bee certificate for R100
· Director changes R350 (within 2 – 3 working day)
· Company Annual returns R200 per year excl . Fees due. each
· Filling tax returns for company & individual from R250
· Help with Sars Registered Representative & tax types activation…
· Tax clearance for R300 each
· Business bank account for R300 each (zero monthly fees)
· CSD Registration R250 each
· CSD Update R100 each
· Company profile for R300 each
· Business plan for R1000 each
· CIDB level 1 certificate for R1000 each
· CIDB level 2 – 9 for R2500
· NHBRC Package for R3000
· Share certificate for R100 each
· Full bookkeeping services for R800 per month
· Website from R1500
· Professional Logo from R300
· Coida registration for R1000 each
· Coida returns for R500 each
· UiF R800
For more information:
Contact : RONALD MADZUNYA
Cell:. 063 497 5749
whatsApp:063 497 5749
Email:. [email protected]
Other:. [email protected]
Let us get your business Up and Operating...
We thank you for the support

We at EaseUp Consulting Pty Ltd, would like to present to you our prices. Let's comply!!!

● Company registration, bee certificate, tax income for only R450

● Company registration, bee certificate, tax clearance (Pin) for only R650

●Company registration, bee certificate, tax clearance (Pin) bank account, tax clearance for only R950

● Company registration, Bee certificate, tax clearance (Pin), business bank account, share certificate, CSD Registration for only R1000

● Company registration, Bee certificate, tax clearance (Pin), business bank account, share certificate, CSD Registration, CIDB certificate level 1....all for only R1900

Other...
• Vat Registration = R1000 (within 2 working days)
• Bee certificate for R100
• Director changes R350 (within 2 – 3 working day)
• Company Annual returns R200 per year excl . Fees due. each
• Filling tax returns for company & individual from R250
• Help with Sars Registered Representative & tax types activation…
• Tax clearance for R300 each
• Business bank account for R300 each (zero monthly fees)
• CSD Registration R250 each
• CSD Update R100 each
• Company profile for R300 each
• Business plan for R1000 each
• CIDB level 1 certificate for R1000 each
• CIDB level 2 – 9 for R2500
• NHBRC Package for R3000
• Share certificate for R100 each
• Full bookkeeping services for R800 per month
• Website from R1500
• Professional Logo from R300
• Coida registration for R1000 each
• Coida returns for R500 each
• UiF R800

For more information:
Contact : RONALD MADZUNYA
Cell:. 063 497 5749
whatsApp:063 497 5749
Email:. [email protected]
Other:. [email protected]
Let us get your business Up and Operating...
We thank you for the support.

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EaseUp Consulting Div is now on WhatsApp.

We at EaseUp Consulting Pty Ltd, would like to present to you our prices. Let's comply !!!

● Company registration, bee certificate, tax income for only R450

● Company registration, bee certificate, tax clearance(Pin) for only R650

●Company registration,bee certificate, tax clearance(Pin) bank account, tax clearance for only R950

● Company registration, Bee certificate,tax clearance(Pin), business bank account, share certificate, CSD Registration for only R1000

● Company registration, Bee certificate, tax clearance (Pin), business bank account, share certificate, CSD Registration, CIDB certificate level 1....all for only R1900

Other...
Vat Registration = R1000 (within 2 working days)
Bee certificate for R100
Director changes R250
Company Annual returns R200 per year excl . Fees due. each
Filling tax returns for company & individual
Tax clearance for R300 each
Business bank account for R300 each (zero monthly fees)
CSD Registration R250 each
CSD Update R100 each
Company profile for R300 each
Business plan for R1000 each
CIDB level 1 certificate for R1000 each
Share certificate for R100 each
Full bookkeeping services for R800 per month ( price negotiable)
Coida registration for R1000 each
Coida returns for R500 each
UiF & Compensation Fund ....

For more information:

Contact : Ronald MADZUNYA
Cell:. 063 497 5749 /0836580315
whatsApp:063 497 5749 /0836580315
Email:. [email protected]
Other:. [email protected]

Let us get your business Up and Operating...

We thank you for the support.

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