BCUR - ULSNA

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and
was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table, she had a
near death
experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time
up?" God said, "No, you
have another 43 years, two months and eight
days to live." Upon
recovery, the woman decided to stay in the
hospital and have a face-lift,
liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so
much more time to live, she
figured she might as well look even nicer. After
her last operation, she
was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way
home, an ambulance killed her. Arriving in front
of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why
didn't you pull me out of
the path of that ambulance?" God replied, "Girl,
I didn't recognize you”

There is a meeting arranged, Date: 11-12-2014 (2day) Time: 18H30 Venue: VI Entrance Agenda: Accomodation (there are sum urgent issues that nids 2b adressd) ULSNA

Should you feel that ur stuff wont be safe. Particularly those that u cant sqeez in the lockers then u may enlist ur names to ur classreps- ur name n the property that you leaving behind-ULSNA

All the females students should submit the MBL keys TO THE RES MANAGERS AND MOVE VI N VH N THEN YOU CAN LEAVE WITH VI N VH KEYS UNTIL NEX2 YEAR JANUARY-
Males its mbd n mbf

ULSNA

Lets hear your thoughts: Is there anyone who knows why 3 females and only 1 males are selected for the Sweden exchange program?
Why not 2 females and 2 males?
Is it bcoz male students are few in nursing or is it bcoz the senior management consists of females?.or is it bcoz males just dont work hard?

Let me take this opportunity to congratulate everyone who were certified to be best today please continue to do the best work. Hard work pays.
And please also allow me to congratulate the new ULSNA for the academic year 2015.
Chairperson - Mukwevho Tshililo
Deputy Chairperson - Khosa Origin
Secretary - Phala Joe
Deputy Secretary -Sibiya Phumla
Treasure - Manyama Refilwe
Project Officer - Ramphaka Mosima
Sports Admin - Serebane Viera
Coordinator - Mbowane Thabo
Assistant Pro - Mabokela Duncan
Assistant Sport - Malatjie BN

I wish all students the best in life, Remember God will never put u through anything u cant handle.

The Difference between a man of God and A drunkard

A drunkard: Hi baby I love U
Girl: How can u love me? u don't even know my name
Drunkard: A ftsek u think u are special
Man of God: Hi
Girl: no reply
Man of God: Hi
Man of God: I see
Man of God: You are a very obiliferous enigmatic pisma pisma of a lugubrious brekede
Girl: Sweetheart u need a doctor!
Man of God: And the love I have for u is rebbanatically trigarimonously eviolgicaly enveloped in a brimitic shabalala
Girl: Go away, Im blocking you

Enjoying the holidays?

If you want to go FAST, go alone, if you want to go FAR, go together.

Keep trying even when u want to give up.

If you only pray when you are in trouble, you are in trouble
Praise the lord all the time.

The less you worry about what people think, the less complicated life becomes.
Let them think, Let them talk
That simply means you are living and they are watching, they are slowly forgetting to live.

Look after yourself, Lie but not to your self.
And praise the lord.

Just because things aren't good now, it doesn't mean they will be that way forever. .

God please bless our journey, by your grace may we please reach our destination safe. You are the beginning and the end, Amen

The reason why Male Nurses are few...MeN ARE RISK Takers

Halleluya

Good night good fellows, Admin loves you all Mxwaaaaaaa

SMILE AND LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOU WERE YESTERDAY.

Haters will broadcast your failure but whisper your success, get used to it that's their duty.

If u didn't hear ask, "slip off his spectacles not slip off his testicles"

Attention all students, The devil is a lier , Exam le tlo e passa

The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God wont protect you, the fact that you are in the university means that you are intelligent, wise and have the ability to make it, Good luck on your Exams
Study without forgetting that God will never put you through anything you cant handle

May I please take this opportunity to congratulate all the Bcur students who will be graduating tomorrow.
The lord Jesus you are the one who brought them this far,please protect them and their families from different destinations travelling to celebrate their achievements

Love what you have, before life teaches you to love what you
lost