Karen's Diner Brighton
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Great Burgers & Very Rude Service. Get Ready To Live Out Your Karen Dreams In Brighton.
13/02/2024
We’ve (unfortunately) extended our opening hours this Half Term 😑
Book now using the link in our bio 🖕🏽
09/02/2024
It’s not often we give you the seal of approval, but this girl has got a job waiting for her! on point! 🤩
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
07/02/2024
Who said romance was dead? 🙃
Do you think your relationship is strong enough to take on the Karen’s? Come & have a go if you think you’re hard enough.
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
06/02/2024
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD HAG! 🖕🏽
Karen’s Cakes are available to purchase and are all hand-iced with love and delivered to your table accompanied by the famous Karen’s birthday song.🖕
Just £24.95 including a medicine shot for 18+ or an apple juice shot for under 18.
Book now using the link in our bio 🖕🏽
EW VALENTINE’S DAY 🤢♥️
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We hate everyone,
That includes you!
Come and spend your Valentine’s Day at Karen’s Diner, we’re guaranteed to put your relationship to the test and give you an evening neither of you will forget 😏
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
03/02/2024
You can also expect sarcasm and a dark sense of humour. Don’t like it? 👋🏽😘
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
30/01/2024
🖕🏽OPENING HOURS🖕🏽
We would rather you didn’t come, but if you must - use the link the bio to book 😤
Book now using the link in our bio 🖕🏽
24/01/2024
𝐖𝐄’𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 - Entertainer / Host 🎤
🔞OVER 18S ONLY
Are you a sass-master with a knack for dishing out insults and make people laugh? Then listen up, because Karen’s Diner is looking for some cheeky entertainers to join our sarcastic squad!
As an entertainer, you’ll be responsible for holding our unruly patrons’ attention with your razor-sharp wit and dry humour. Your dynamic personality will be put to the test as you navigate our sassy restaurant floor alongside our beloved Front of House ‘Karen’s.’
What You’ll Need:
▪️Previous presenter and entertainer experience is a must (holiday venue, cruise ship etc)
▪️A natural talent for sarcastic banter and witty comebacks
▪️An outgoing personality that can handle some friendly fire
▪️Stand-up comedy skills (or a willingness to learn on the job)
▪️A team-player attitude and a love for rubbing elbows with the Karens on the floor
If you think you’ve got the chops to serve up a side of attitude with every meal, then don’t wait – apply now to become a Karen’s Entertainer and get ready for some good food, strong drinks, and even better company at the rudest diner in town!
P.S. If you’re easily offended, this might not be the gig for you.
To apply send your CV & covering letter to [email protected]
23/01/2024
We’re feeling generous (don’t worry it won’t last long🙃)
Cheese/Chicken/Vegan Burger, Chips & Soft Drink- £13.95
(upgrade to a beer/wine/single spirit for +£2)
Children’s Chicken Goujans and Chips/Margherita Pizza & Soft Drink- £8.95
Valid Tuesday - Friday this week.
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
It’s not often we’re impressed, but almost got us there 💃🪩. Makes a change from the usual boring b*stards.
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
She begged us to make this with her. 🤢 fan girl behaviour!
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17/01/2024
Alright, so VERY occasionally there’s a customer we like... and this little fella is one of them.
Don’t be getting any ideas though, we’re not gonna be nice to the rest of you.🖕🖕🖕🖕
Credit: Karens Diner Sheffield & The Bishop-McGovern family
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
15/01/2024
We’re telepathic didn’t you know? 🧠
Whether you’re planning a date night, a night with your pals, family time or occasion… rest assured we’re ready to f*ck s**t up!
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
12/01/2024
Luckily for you (not for us 🫠) we’re back open this weekend with our new and improved Karen’s Diner. See you there f*ckers.
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
10/01/2024
We’re closed for renovation works tomorrow but reopen our brand spanking new Karen’s Diner THIS WEEKEND! 🙌🏽🤩
Plan your Karen’s fix in advance to avoid disappointment!
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
Thank F*CK we’re done for the week. Just a reminder incase you idiots haven’t read out latest post, we’re now closed until Thursday for renovation works. (3 days away from you🎉)
See you then F*CKERS!
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
Couldn’t of put it better myself 🫠
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
04/01/2024
Listen up f*ckers…📢
We will be closed on Monday 8th, Tuesday 9th & Wednesday 10th January for renovation works.
Plan your Karen’s fix in advance to avoid disappointment!
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
03/01/2024
Think we found ourselves an OG Karen. 😏🖕Hope she's taking those skills back to the care home.
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
02/01/2024
Seems as though Dry January isn’t just about the alcohol 😏🕸️
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
CRAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉🥳
Big things are coming for this year, you’ll have to just wait and see 😏
In the meantime, if you want to keep those little s**ts occupied before they go back to school, our team are happy (not 🖕🏽) to take them off your hands!
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
28/12/2023
Secrets out & by the look on his face he’s devo’d 😩😂🤣 soz little one 🙊.
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
If it was up to us Miss Trunchbull would be the head teacher and they would all be locked in the chokey, lucky for them they have Karen’s Diner instead. 😏
Who’s brave enough to head down to this week?
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
26/12/2023
Hope you had a crappy Christmas! 😝
We’re open this week with extended hours, the question is… are you brave enough to survive Karen’s Diner?
Book now using the link in our bio or by calling 07522 548032.
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3b The Boardwalk
Brighton And Hove
BN25WA
Opening Hours
| Tuesday | 4pm - 10pm |
| Wednesday | 4pm - 10pm |
| Thursday | 4pm - 10pm |
| Friday | 12pm - 10pm |
| Saturday | 12pm - 10pm |
| Sunday | 12pm - 10pm |
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