The Joker & the Thief

Take a risk with us and try Duvel 6,66%😈👹Limited run for the spooky season and the run up to All Hallows Eve🎃💀👻

BIG CIDER NEWS. If you pop along a lot you’ll notice we’ve made some changes to our selection, nothing is safe (jk jk we love Thistly we just needed a change).

Henry Westons Vintage 5.2%, crisp, dry and tasty (for if you’re missing in Scottish summers day) £5.60🍎🍏

I know I know, it’s not even been Halloween yet. But we’re doing it, I’m pointing out the obvious looming season…🎄🎄🎄(with some fun festive drinks to match)
Be it a few before dinner drinks, drinks and pizza, maybe a big group wanting to take over a bunch of tables. We can sort you out👌🏻

It’s getting colder and the nights are creeping up. But we’ve got you covered for a belly warmer. NOW POURING Williams Brothers ‘Birds & Bees’ on cask. Beautifully paired with Balvenie Double-wood for a half and half treat🍺🥃🦢🐝

ITS WHAT?? Yes that’s right, it’s International Negroni Week🥃 Come celebrate that sometimes sweet, ever bitter, definitely gooooooood classic with us🍊🫦🧊

Slinging 3 variations of the tipple, working in collab with Cocchi and keeping it local with Muckle Brig products. All £8.50

We’ve added some new bottles and cans to our lineup!

Level up your lager game with Mexicos 🇲🇽 finest Pacifico Clara. Or if you’re a Belgian 🇧🇪 beer lover give the cheeky strawberry and thyme lambic a try.

I’m partial to a good sour like this Trop Trop from Pilot. It’s a passionfruit, mango and pineapple delight, great for those of us grasping at the edges of summer. 🌴🥭🍍

Unionising and it feels so goooood

Have you heard the news? The Joker and the Thief is the first pub in Edinburgh to unionise! 🍾 Come by and celebrate with our amazing staff (you can even by us a drink if ya like 😉)

DRINKS SPECIAL WTF ▫️thinking orange, thinking whisky, thinking Guinness. That’s a Whisky Tango Foxtrot, only £7.50 🍊🦊🦓

Lock Lomond Original, Cointreau, Guinness, Chocolate Bitters

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what’s that?? That’s our new summer special while the peach purse keeps pouring, £7.50, perfect for a moment in the sunshine (if the wind ever calms down)🍸🍹🌶️

HIRING FOR SEPTEMBER.
Our lovely part-time member of staff, Edie, is leaving us for studies abroad so we’re looking to add a new member to our team.
Come pop in with a CV if you’re interested! We’re a close knit team looking to add another great personality to our local wee pub.

SH*TTTTTT. We haven’t see the likes of this jackpot in recent times, maybe ever (we just can’t remember, too many pints over the years)

As usual call us or DM here or FB to reserve a table. Limited spaces left🎯🎯🧐⁉️❔

WOW look at my class design skills 😂 but it’s a great way to let you all know. With the Summer Olympics kicking off soon we thought we’d get more use out of our projector and invite you to watch some sports and games and all things active.

Get your pals together, book a couple of tables and tell us what you want to watch and we’ll stick it on. This is first come first served so if someone’s requested something already, bad luck. 🎾🚴‍♀️🏊‍♀️🏹🏐🏓🏒🏅🏅🏅

I know where you’re all gunna be on WEDNESDAY. A rare sighting of a £120 rollover for the quiz. While Paul might be away Isla will be taking the reins.

Call or DM to book a table 😃😃

We’re still playing (ok quizzing) even if the Scotland men’s football team are out the game.

Tables still available⁉️❔for tomorrows quiz, call 0131 556 3274 or DM here or FB to book.

So my creativity isn’t quite there today but THIS WEDNESDAY (19/06/24) our quiz is a rollover and we’ve still good a good few tables for you quizzical bunch. Some of our regular champions are away and leaving the playing field wide open🧐🤔❔

Call on 0131 556 3274 or DM us here or on FB.

Double WHAMMY! If whisky isn’t for you, don’t fret. We’re also hosting a rum tasting this summer for those of you who like your tipple a little sweeter.

On Monday 22nd July 7pm-10pm. Teaming up with for an evening of sugar cane, spiced goodness and chatting some facts about one of the largest rum companies in the world.

Tickets £25 pp, available from the bar next time you pop in. Ticket includes cocktail on arrival, 4 rums, and a whole lot of s**t chat from me and Anna. Any questions just shoot us a message on here or FB.

WOWZA! We’re mixing things up at the Joker this summer and trying something we’ve never done before but we think you’ll love.

On Monday 15th July 7pm-10pm. Teaming up with for a evening of drinking drams and chatting all things peat, grain and uisge beatha🥃

Tickets £25 pp, available from the bar next time you pop in. Any questions just shoot us a message on here or FB.