Forza Win

We’re getting figgy with it again xoxo

THEY’RE BAAAAAAACK! Cacio e Pepe beans - bodybuilder, tastemaker and fart lord approved 🫡

BOVRIL RADIATORE - bovril, chicken stock, black pepper, Parmesan. Sounds like a funny, is not a funny. Imagine if marmite had a baby with a stock cube, then you added it to some fresh pasta with pasta water and Parmesan —— 🧀🥩🍝

WHY DOES EVERYTHING TASTE SO MUCH BETTER ON A STICK?

Pork Belly Spiedini & apricot compote - 🔥

Mussels & Ditalini - “quite simply the most incredible dish I have eaten in the last 5 years - is it soup? Is it pasta? Is it akin to moules mariniere? Should I reach for a baguette? Oh f**k it’s finished. Please may I have another one?” - Karen & Barry Topleg 11.8.24

SORRY BUT LOOK HOW GOOD THIS LOOKS
Frito misto & saffron aioli - 😘

Hello, is it me you’re looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You’re all I’ve ever wanted
And my arms are open wide
‘Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much
I love you

THE SECOND BEST TIRAMISU IN LONDON IS BACK FYI

RADIATORS! It was a clear black night, a clear white moon, CSO was on the pass, trying to consume.
I just can’t. IMAGINE. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING JANICE THE SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER.

Radiatore (radiators) with beef shin & nduja. Schlaps. It’s a bowl of beefy porky pasta sort of like bolognaise but a a bit spicier and more delicious than ur mums. ❤️

should run our Instagram, my photography ain’t it used to be. Panna cotta, peaches & mint syrup. 💚🍑🍨

Panna cotta, peaches and mint - brat edition 💚

SOMEONE. MADE. A. MINIATURE. OF. OUR. RESTAURANT - it’s a bit like the first time you use one of those head scratcher things, but for your ego. 😍

All you have to do is get yourself some bread out put your feet up pour yourself some fridge cold squash and eat this tomatoes & onions or to use the parlance of the platform: margarite onions, sweated down with tomatoes that you need a mortgage to buy, then dressed with single harvest olive oil, and served room temperature with a LIGHT DUSTING of freshly made sourdough breadcrumbs.

WILL YOU BE THE STRAWBERRY TO MY RICE PUDDING? THE YIN TO MY YANG? THE UP TO MY DOWN?

KEEP THINGS SIMPLE ON A SATURDAY LUNCH - PAPPARDELLE W/BEEF & NDUJA - 🌶️😍💃🍷👍😛

Look if anyone here wants to give me a lesson in how to make seafood risotto not look like, well you know, then speak up. Until then, plates of seafood risotto flying out like frisbees on a beach, and tasting particularly spectacular with a glass of some extremely cold skin contact action.

We’ve made the gag many times about ‘I’m having this for breakfast HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA’ (then there’s a plate of pasta or a beef shin or something) but srsly - wanna feel like Gwyneth Paltrow? I recommend Gucci Melon & Carosello cucumber for breakfast. Add a light dusting of mint and some ricotta salata to turn it a bit more vibesy and we’re all on point - 🥒PHOTO (and dish) BY

👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻GHOST TOAST IS 4 EVERYDAY BUT SUNDAY IS A VERY GOOD DAY 4 IT 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

COME WORK FOR US ITS FU***NG MINT.

Yesterday I conducted an audit of the whole world, and the question I posed was ‘What is the one thing that is more important than literally everything else?” - the answer was surprising” THE FACT THAT FORZA HAVE STARTED DOING FORZA LUNCHABLES” Forza lunchables - like the s**t processed version but not s**t, or processed and a fair bit more spenny.

VONGOLE 4 LYF

WE HAVE VERY POWERFUL AIR CONDITIONING FYI 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

It’s Gucci melon szn, FYI.
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Gucci melon, carosello cucumber & ricotta salata - 😘

Please come to my humble abode x

There are sides AND a dessert menu after this I just couldn’t fit it all on. This weekends menu, looks ‘PIFF’ as the younger folk say. Space on Saturday lunch, but otherwise only walk ins x

IT’S BACK. Ghost toast. Often imitated, probably fairly often matched tbh. But we came first this time round, don’t @ me. 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

U should probs eat burrata & peaches 4 ur lunch x

OH BALLS.

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(Couldn’t think of a better caption for Topini with courgette & peas)

HIRING FOR A GREAT CDP AT IS THIS U - OR DO U KNOW SOME1? Refer a mate and if they join us meal on the house