Armstrong Manor Coquetvale

Anyone interested in ironing sheets and pillow cases ??
You can either collect or do them here.
£15 per hour ( we don’t except one sheet an hour lol 😂 )
Pm us, cheers Ashley

Please could someone tell me and it can be anonymous who Chris Curry and Richard Mason are please. This s**t ends today !!!

❤️Although every single thing in this valley is obviously our fault could we please assure you it’s not us turning the power off !!

We are currently open running as a B&B but please be advised the restaurant is closed. Email is the best way of making a reservation and there’s two decent places to eat in Rothbury as well as all the takeaways which we recommend and can deliver food x

Apparently we were throwing veg out of the window yesterday at bailiffs 😂

We were in Stokesley all day arranging for our solid oak pool table to be delivered and only came back half hour ago !!!
Apparently the one we had on hire was repossessed.
These stories get more ridiculous by the day, absolute garbage, well done Rothbury page, unbelievable !!
Muppets 😂🤣😂

Now a national newspaper has approached us for our story. Thank goodness we kept all the evidence, vids, texts, emails and dealings with Northumbria police, especially representatives of Northumbria county council as well as the IP addresses of the locals on the Rothbury Group.
If we now look smug it’s because we genuinely are xx
Best wishes Andy & Ashley

This is Rothbury and this is what we get on a daily basis !!!
Hold your heads high Rothbury x

🎤 Thank you to Don & Dawn for all their help on the open mic nights and to everyone that supported it 🎶
We have decided going forward to cancel it and we are simply going to run the hotel as a licensed B&B

😡 To who ever reported us to the RSPCA today for our tortoises, you really are disgusting human beings. They were here 2 minutes and furious that it had taken an inspector hours out of his way and an animal in danger somewhere may still be !!!!

Rothbury is a poisonous horrible place and we have decided to close the bar to non-residents and we will be gone by the end of the year. Let’s hope it gets turned into flats 👍

“ Friends and Open mic 🎤 will still be welcome “

We have decided to close the page for this evening xx

The Northern Lights should be visible and a meteor shower this evening ⭐️

🎶 Please accept our apologies that open Mic 🎤 is cancelled today and will resume next Sunday

Please email us on [email protected]

🤪 Apparently our phone line isn’t working, please accept our apologies.
BT have only been trying to fix it and the WIFI for 6 months, so we must be patient 😂🤣

Please email any enquires to [email protected]

Best wishes

Awesome evening x

All loyalty cards not used in the last month have been deleted, unless you don’t live locally!!
Clue is in the title possums x

A massive thank you to Darin from Darclean for a fantastic job on the hotel carpets.
We highly recommend him 👍

Water pressure is fixed then 😂

🦋 Just spent 25 mins trying to catch a butterfly from the bar, caught it ! …… the millisecond I released it outside a swift swooped and took it in a flash !!
Sums life up atm lol 😂

One of our Paralets has managed to fly off because someone left a door open by accident.
It should still be very local in Rothbury so if anyone sees him I could bring his partner to try and catch him. I know it’s a long shot, but we would appreciate your help. He won’t last to long outside, thank you 🙏🏻 🦜

🎹 Young Fin had a visit from James about his obsession with the piano

Rothbury is a musical place .. but James Tate has not only made Fins day he’s made his week, a little man playing the piano had a visit from a professional 🎹❤️
Above and beyond and thank you.
Again you can’t buy that, thank you x

Unconditional love can’t be bought🐶Perhaps the human race needs to have a re-think and stop being pre-occupied with being sheep 🐑 believing everything and maybe have trust like animals do. If we are the most intelligent species we are all doomed !!
We won’t be answering the latest malicious posts on social media.
Please stop being sheep and if we are convicted of anything we will walk away from Rothbury gladly !! It won’t happen. How such a lovely village can have such a bad undercurrent is beyond us. Stop living your life through gossip and here-say # # #

Threw Dave’s ball and …. Shot of a lifetime !
I couldn’t do it again in a thousand attempts !!
Need to buy a lottery ticket 😜

We have been absolutely floored tonight by the generosity and actions of “ The Fabulous Coffin Dodgers “ wow faith in humanity is restored.
Above and beyond….
Especially Micky, thank you …
Not only gifting us this, the instruments for our decor.

Best wishes Ashley & Andy x