Eating Chicken

Moist, white, and succulent breasts, dripping in our special sauce.. You've got to come down to Eating chicken and try it 🥵😋🤤

Do you like it from behind? Pound our back doors open and get your face planted between our juicy chicken cheeks! Fill us with your own sauce or we can fill it for you with our own! We will have those juices dripping down that chin in no time and a big clucking smile on your face!

The weather's getting warmer folks and we're ready to unveil our most anticipated raw chicken fillet, filled with our very own staff members juicy sauces!! Come on down to get a bit of our leaky breast in your mouth and find out what you're missing! 🐓

Dearest chicken lovers, we're very sorry we've been so inactive recently. Several months back we decided to take a large backorder of nuclear battery farmed chickens for that extra kick, unfortunately most of our staff passed away from accute radiation poisoning, however our head chef pulled through, despite horrendous skin disorders, he also grew 2 extra arms, so now he can prepare delicious chicken for you twice as fast, so head down today for some special non-radioactive (cannot guarantee non-radioactive), finger-licking, good chicken!

Book your tables for our German Market Christmas Chicken extravaganza! Our sc****ly clad breast pieces and juicy meat will find its way to you! Get your fingers dug in! 😉

We need an up and coming associate to help our chickens look fabulous! This will include live chickens and cooked, you will be required to dress and present, help our advertising team and on the odd occasion, help our cooking team with dish presentation. If you have a passion for chicken, and want to show that, you know what to do.

Elegant followers of our homely eating chicken page! What's your favourite way to eat chicken? Let us know in the comments section or our WhatsApp link and your suggestion could land on our dirty menu! ❤

Merry Christmas fowl people! Ran out of that turkey, come on down and we will hand pick a chicken with you! Ready to pluck, cook and feast!!

If you are worried about this so called supply issue with chicken tenders, we've got you covered, our supply comes straight from the free roaming delectable chickens we keep! Get our tender finger sized chickens inside you!

Sexy chickens in your area and waiting for YOU!!! Join our saucy chicks, wings and legs open ready for your tongue to dig in!

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Our c***s are online at last! Visit our Eating Chicken website to find out more! https://eatingchicken.co.uk/

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Did you know?

Chicken was invented in 1808 by a Mr John Chicken, biology professor at the University of Oxford whilst trying to create the world's most delicious food!

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Chicken on the brains, get that chicken deep inside you, let our breasts take you to another world, feel our meat melt tenderly on your tongue 😍

Our new chicken recipes are something to get your fingers into, check out our new creamy additions, guaranteed to get them and your mouth watering!!! 😏

Come on down to Eating Chicken for our delicious, lime-stuffed chicken.. look at those lovely chicken breasts.

Good Day, Chicken Lovers!

Just to let you know, your orders might take a little longer for the next few weeks, as half of our staff have been extradited to France. We'll keep those birds red hot and sizzling for you, so come on down and have a cluckin' good time!

Thanks to our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends we can now offer you our 5 star chickens!!!

Get those feathers ruffled and put on your beak! We are out of lockdown, which we never abided to anyway. We have bones to suck, get our southern fried mess inside you and meet the chicks that will be more than happy to tend to your every clucking need!!!🐔🐔🐔

Christmas time is here, all our breasts need a good stuffing, smother our meat with sauce, make sure those fingers are good enough to lick after you have handled us 😍

Introducing Chicken Burlesque! So when you are nibbling on those nuggets you can look at our tasty breasts! Come to eating chicken for our tantalising, seductive and tasty selection, of chicken 😉

We know here at eating chicken times are hard, and we never know eggsactly when things will go back to normal. That's why all our staff and business are still open, feel free to graze on our free range chickens in store, no masks necessary, maybe even give our c***s a stroke 😍

Things are really heating up at the eating chicken ovens, hundreds of chicken marching on the conveyor belt towards chicken heaven, all roasted alive to keep the spirit of eating chicken alive, grilled fried or boiled, even a slightly charred chicken can be a tasty one 😍

Our friendly neighbourhood chickens!

Fancy something different when it comes to chicken? This tasty piece has made it to our tables! Ready to serve on a well crafted bed of dry grass, if you want your meat done right, its Eating Chicken you need 🐔