Merry Jayne

🌞 Nothing like a productive workday under the sun!

🌿💻 Sipping on some tea from my favourite Merry Jayne mug, enjoying the fresh air, and staying inspired with a little help from my Crafty.

Who says you can't mix business with pleasure? 🍃

🌱💨 It’s "High" Time for a Fact Check!

Did you know? CBD and THC are like the chill siblings of the cannabis family. THC is the wild one that gets all the attention for its "elevated" effects, while CBD is the laid back sibling, known for its calming vibes without the high.

But here's the kicker people…..
Did you know CBD won't show up on a drug test, but you might still fail it? 🕵️‍♂️🤯 Yep, some CBD products contain trace amounts of THC. So, next time you’re vibing with CBD, just remember, a little THC might be along for the ride!

Stay informed, stay lifted, and always know what’s in your stash! 🍀💚

Hey Merry Jayne Fans! 💚

Guess what? We’ve got a ONE-OF-A-KIND deal just for YOU! 😲 For a limited time, grab the Arizer XQ2 at a jaw dropping £150 instead of £210! That’s right - SAVE £60 and own this epic desktop v**e before it’s gone forever! 🏃‍♀️💨

🔗 Versatile Functionality: Featuring a whip and bag attachment, it offers both direct draws and balloon filling, ensuring smooth vapour delivery and easy sharing.

🌈 Dynamic Colour LEDs: Personalise your experience with dynamic LED lights, choosing from various modes and colours, or simply turn them off.

🔧 Top-Notch Features: Advanced ceramic convection technology, high-quality borosilicate glass parts, a 3-speed fan, and a programmable remote control make this vaporiser a must have for enthusiasts.

Click the link below to see more!

https://merryjayne.co.uk/shop/vaporisers/desktop-devices/arizer-xq2-desktop-vaporizer/

🌿 Feeling like Groot today: officially tree-laxed! 🌳✨

🌱 We're absolutely in love with The Huffleguff, a 30cm Water Pipe by Chongz!

😍✨ Precision crafted from premium borosilicate glass, this beauty stands tall and elegant with a frosted glass base and robust 4mm thickness.

The central 7-arm tree percolator & the edition of an ice pinch cools vapour to perfection, delivering rich flavour and unmatched smoothness.

It pairs effortlessly with any vaporiser featuring a 14mm adapter.

It’s the perfect blend of style and functionality—truly one of Merry Jayne's favourites! 💚

🌟💨 Click the link https://merryjayne.co.uk/shop/glass-silicone/glass/the-huffleguff-30cm-water-pipe/

🚨 Holiday Alert! 🚨
We're taking a short break to recharge! 🏖️

Be sure to get your orders in quick before we go.

📦🚗 Delivery Updates:
Orders will be dispatched on Monday, 12th Aug.

Merchandise products made and shipped to order will not be affected.

💚🌱 Thank you for your continued support!

🌟 Come check out our brand new range of Merry Jayne mugs and t-shirts!

🎉 Whether you're sipping in style or rocking retro vibes, there's something for everyone.

💫 Add a splash of colour to your day with our vibrant mugs, or update your wardrobe with our comfy tees. 😍

💚🌱🍀 Don't miss out, just click the link below and you are there!!!!
https://merryjayne.co.uk/product-category/merchandise/

💊🌱 Discover the Different Types of Medical Cannabis Available on prescription in the UK

If you're considering medical cannabis under prescription, it's essential to know the variety of options available and their benefits. Here's a quick guide to the different forms you can choose from:

1️⃣ Oils (Sublingual): Cannabis oils taken sublingually (under the tongue) are absorbed quickly into the bloodstream. They can help with conditions like epilepsy, chronic pain, and anxiety. Effects usually start within 15-45 minutes and can last 4-6 hours.

2️⃣ Capsules (Oral): Similar to traditional medication, capsules are swallowed and offer a consistent dose. They are commonly used for pain, inflammation, and muscle spasms. The onset is around 30 minutes to 2 hours, with effects lasting up to 6-8 hours.

3️⃣ Flower (Inhalation): Vaporising flower allows for rapid relief, making it ideal for sudden symptoms such as acute pain or anxiety attacks. Effects can be felt within minutes and last around 2-4 hours.

4️⃣ Oil Cartridges (Inhalation): Pre-filled v**e cartridges provide a convenient way to consume cannabis oil, not to be confused with a sublingual oil. They are often used for chronic pain, nausea, and anxiety. Onset is quick, within minutes, and effects can last 2-4 hours.

5️⃣ Pastilles (Oral): These are small, chewable pastille lozenges. They’re discreet and easy to dose, offering relief for chronic pain, anxiety, and insomnia. Effects typically start in 30-60 minutes and can last up to 6-8 hours.

6️⃣ Topicals (​​Transdermal): Creams, balms, and lotions infused with cannabis can be applied directly to the skin to relieve pain, inflammation, and muscle soreness. Effects are felt within minutes and can last several hours.

🌱💚 Each type of medical cannabis has its unique benefits and ideal use cases. Always consult with your healthcare provider to find the best option for your specific needs.

🌿 Discover the Power of Green!

At Merry Jayne, we believe in the incredible benefits of this amazing plant.

🌱 Let's celebrate the world's most beneficial and medicinal plant together! 🌍💚

🌆✨ Just spent a day in Manchester putting the Crafty+ Vaporiser to the ultimate urban lifestyle test! This sleek device from Merry Jayne blends in perfectly with the vibrant street art and bustling city vibes.

Perfect for the urban explorer, the Crafty+ keeps your sessions discreet yet stylish. With its rapid USB-C charging and smooth hits, it's the ultimate companion for your city adventures. Plus, the Bluetooth connectivity means you can customise your experience right from your phone! 📱💨

Stay cool and crafty out there, Manchester! 🌿🤫

Click the link to find out more: https://merryjayne.co.uk/brand/storz-bickel/

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🌞 Rise and Shine, It's Ma*****na Time 🌿

On Jersey's shores where the waves do chime, 🌊
It's rise and shine, it's ma*****na time!

In the morning light, as the island awakes,
We bring you bliss with no mistakes. 😌
From vaporisers sleek to water pipes fine, 💨
Merry Jayne's got what you need to unwind.

Picture this scene, straight from the rock,
Like Rafiki's hold, but it's not Simba in shock.
It's a big green bud held high in the air,
With the island breeze ruffling its hair.

"Circle of life?" More like a circle of haze,
With every puff, we brighten your days. 😄
So come one, come all, to our herbal domain,
Join the fun with Merry Jayne. 🎉

On Jersey’s gem, so green and grand,
We're the finest herb shop in the land. 🏝️
So when the sun rises, don’t you delay,
Head to MerryJayne.co.uk and seize the day.

With buds and giggles, we’ll make your day prime,
Rise and shine, it's ma*****na time! 🌿🌞

🌿 The Pros of Va**ng Your Meds 🌿

In the UK & Channel Islands, smoking your meds is currently not permitted 🚫👎.

😮 Instead, why not consider a herbal vaporiser for a healthier and more effective option?

✅ Vaporising avoids harmful byproducts like tar & carcinogens, protecting your lungs, which is a win in our eyes.

✅ Vaporisers heat your flower to release more cannabinoids and terpenes without burning it, meaning far less smelly smells.

✅ Vaporisers usually operate at around 157-220°C, preserving cannabinoids and terpenes, unlike smoking, which can reach up to 900°C and destroy many of these awesome beneficial compounds.

✅ Vaporisers allow for precise temperature control, enabling users to customise their experience and optimise the release of specific cannabinoids and terpenes for targeted therapeutic & medicinal effects.

✅ Using a vaporiser is generally more discreet than smoking, producing less odour and minimal visible vapour, making it easier to use in shared or public spaces without drawing attention.

✅ Vaporising is more cost effective in the long run, as it often requires less herb to achieve the desired effects compared to smoking, maximising the efficiency of your flower.

✅ Oh, and the taste of your meds? Absolutely next level! Vaporisers enhance the flavour of your flower, allowing you to savour the natural, rich tastes of the cannabinoids and terpenes without the harshness of the smoke.🌬️😋

For a healthier, tastier, and more effective herbal experience, get in touch with us for a free vaporiser consultation. We will match you with the perfect vaporiser for almost any budget!

🌿 Tired of Struggling with Your Herbal Grinder?

Meet the easiest solution! 🌿

HeadChefs Woodsman 4-Part Grinder is designed with a foldable full-swing crank handle, so grinding your herbs has never been easier! 🌟

🌳 The wooden design is simply stunning, making this the most beautiful grinder we have seen or used.

💎 Equipped with super sharp shredder teeth, this grinder handles even the toughest herbs with ease. 🌿

🔄 With multiple compartments, including a centre portion for storing herbs and a sifter layer with metal gauze. The included sifter scraper ensures no herb is left behind!

Click the link to check it out https://merryjayne.co.uk/shop/accessories-parts/grinders/woodsman-hand-crank-herb-grinder/

We love this one!!! Can you see why? 😂🤣

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🎉 Get a Freebie on Your Next Delivery! 🎉

Hey, Merry Jayne fans! Want to score a FREEBIE on your next delivery? It's easy!

1️⃣ Like our page 👍
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Once done we'll send you your special code for your freebie! 🎁

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🌬️ 👍 Looks like Mother Nature's got her own prescription plan!

Who knew green thumbs could work better than a medicine cabinet? 🌿😂

🌿 Explore the Benefits of CBD! 🌿

CBD, or cannabidiol, is celebrated for its potential wellness benefits. Derived primarily from h**p, CBD offers a natural approach to supporting overall wellbeing.

Here are some intriguing potential benefits:

✨ Pain Relief: CBD has been recognised for its possible benefits in alleviating discomfort.

😌 Anxiety & Stress: CBD may be calming, potentially aiding relaxation.

💤 Sleep Improvement: CBD could aid in relaxation, potentially promoting better sleep.

🌿 Natural Anti-Inflammatory: CBD is known for its properties that may support inflammatory conditions.

🥳 Mood Enhancement: CBD has been said to interact with serotonin receptors, potentially enhancing mood naturally.

💪 Heart Health Support: Early studies suggest CBD might support heart health.

🔬 Skin Benefits: Topical CBD products may benefit the skin due to their soothing properties.

CBD offers a versatile natural option for potential wellness benefits. Whether for managing various aspects of wellness, consider exploring CBD.
Remember, in the UK, CBD is classified as a food supplement. Always consult a healthcare professional before starting any new supplement regimen. 🌱

https://merryjayne.co.uk/product-category/cbd-cbg/

📢 Big news from Jersey! Unfortunately, the States of Jersey voted 23-22 against decriminalising cannabis which was closer than expected, but worry not as there's progress! 🌿✨

✅ Part (b) and (c) passed! The government will bring proposals on how to regulate cannabis by November 2025, including:

*Decriminalisation, legalisation, and regulation
*Use around minors
*Personal cultivation
*Social supply
*Sale restrictions to minors
*Protection for vulnerable people
*Consumption areas
*Driving restrictions
*Roadside tests
*Cultivation limits

Stay tuned for more updates! 📅

Jersey States votes not to decriminalise cannabis The States of Jersey decides not to decriminalise cannabis by one vote.

🌿✨ Exciting news! Introducing our new range of Broad Spectrum CBD V**e Crumbles! ✨🌿

1️⃣ Natural Broad Spectrum CBD V**e Crumble - Pure CBD, no added terpenes.
2️⃣ Hawaiian Haze Broad Spectrum CBD V**e Crumble - Infused with tropical, award-winning terpenes for a unique, exotic experience.
3️⃣ Blue Dream Broad Spectrum CBD V**e Crumble - Enjoy the legendary Blue Dream with a delicious berry and citrus aroma.
4️⃣ Special Sauce Broad Spectrum CBD V**e Crumble - Myrcene-dominant, offering sweet and spicy floral berry notes for a relaxing vibe.

🌸 Clean & Pure: Only h**p extracts and canna-derived terpenes, no added nasties. ♻️ Eco-Friendly: Return empty pots for recycling in Jersey. 🔒 Child Safety: Built-in child safety lock on pots.

Upgrade your va**ng experience and save money with our high-quality crumbles! 💨💚

Click the link for more info https://merryjayne.co.uk/product-category/cbd-cbg/

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Deputy Inna Gardiner is advocating for an overhaul of Jersey’s outdated drug laws. Her proposal aims to reclassify extracts to align with the UK’s standards. This update seeks to modernise the law and provide fairer treatment for islanders. 🌿🇯🇪

Call to update Jersey’s ‘archaic’ drugs laws A POLITICIAN is calling for an update to the Island’s “archaic” drugs laws, which categorises cannabis oil – often used for medical reasons – at the […]

💨 Check out the Kali Go! Silicone Water Pipe by PieceMaker ✨

This revolutionary water pipe is designed for the modern v**er seeking portability without compromising quality. 🌟

✅Glows in the Dark 🌌
✅Travel-friendly size: 22cm
✅Indestructible food-grade silicone
✅Komfy Fit mouthpiece for smoother hits

Available in vibrant Lollipop Swirl. Get yours today and v**e in style, day or night! 🌠💨

Click the link for more info https://merryjayne.co.uk/shop/glass-silicone/silcone/piecemaker-kali-go-silicone-water-pipe/

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👩‍🦰 Just a girl named Jayne, who's very merry and loves her meds, because she can! 🌿✨

🚀✨ Unleash the Malice!

Take your sesh game to the next level with the Malice Spider 28cm Water Pipe from Chongz! 🕷️

💧 Crafted from tough borosilicate glass, this beauty features stunning deep blue motifs and the iconic Chongz logo. A true masterpiece for your collection!

We've thrown in a free adapter to fit any 14mm vaporiser connection – because we love you that much!

Get ready for the smoothest, most stylish sessions of your life! 🌬️

Click the link https://merryjayne.co.uk/shop/glass-silicone/glass/malice-spider-28cm-water-pipe/ for more deets! 🔍💻

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🌿 The promise of prescription cannabis is amazing, but the high costs are making it hard for families to afford.

We need the industry and policymakers to step up and make it accessible for everyone.

Families shouldn’t have to choose between their health and their finances. 🌿💚💸

Let's push for better policies, insurance coverage, and more support programs. 💪

The Hidden Cost: How High Prescription Cannabis Prices Are Tearing Families Apart - I Am Billy The medicinal use of cannabis has been hailed as a breakthrough in treating various chronic illnesses, offering relief to patients who have not found success with traditional medications. However, the high cost of prescription cannabis is causing significant financial strain on many families, leadin...

🌿 Introducing Tinymight 2: The handheld v**e that's redefining the va**ng experience! 💨

😮‍💨 Seeking a v**e that delivers an intense hit? We have found it to be a game-changer when striving to quit smoking, thanks to its powerful punch. 💥🚀👊

⚡️ With lightning-fast heat-up in just around 5 seconds, it's your ultimate companion for on-the-go or at-home va**ng.

Cl​​ick the link to check out the Tinymight 2!! https://merryjayne.co.uk/shop/vaporisers/handheld-devices/tinymight-2-dry-herb-vaporizer/

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🕵️‍♀️ You've made it to clue number four, treasure hunters! The final stretch awaits!

🔍 Unravel the mystery to discover hidden 420 Badge deals on our website. The clock is ticking! ⏰

📲 Share this post with your fellow hunters and rally together for one last push. Victory awaits those who persevere! 💪🌿

💻 Head to https://merryjayne.co.uk to find the deals before it's too late. Happy hunting! 🎉💨

🎉 Clue number three is here, hunters! Time to step up your game!

🔍 Crack the code to unlock exclusive 420 Badge deals on our website! 🕵️‍♂️

💡 Need a hint? Gather your buds and brainstorm together! Teamwork makes the dream work.

💻 Don't forget to visit https://merryjayne.co.uk and keep your eyes peeled for the next clue! The hunt is heating up! 🔥🌿

🔍 Here’s your second clue of the 420 Treasure Hunt. 🔥

Do you have the wits to uncover the hidden gems on the website? 🧐

🙌 We sure hope so!

💻 Head to https://merryjayne.co.uk and find the 420 Badge deals! New deals will show up daily for the next 3 days! 🌿

Ends on the 24th of April, or while stocks last. Don’t get left behind.
The hunt continues! Happy Hunting! 💨

🌿 Happy 420 Treasure Hunters! Time to get digging!

🔍 This is your first clue of the first-ever 420 Treasure Hunt! 🕵️‍♂️

Can you figure it out? Follow the trail and look out for the signs! There are some exclusive specials hidden on our website.

Remember, they're only valid until April 24th, or while stocks last.

💻 Head to https://merryjayne.co.uk and look for the 420 Badge!

Good luck, hunters! 🎉💨

🌿 420 is almost here, and you know what that means? It’s time for some serious “organic healing”! 💨

🔍To celebrate the holidaze this year, we’ve planned our very first “420 Treasure Hunt”. 🎉

Here’s how it works:

📆 Starting tomorrow, we’ll be posting a daily clue on our social media for a total of 4 days.

These clues, if you manage to decipher them, will lead you to some hidden specials on the website.

The epic deals are only valid 'til 24th April, or while stocks last, so make sure to keep your eyes glued to your screens and get there fast! 👀💨

Need a lifeline? Share the post and get your buds involved! And feel free to post and share your answers in the comments. 📲👥

Head to https://merryjayne.co.uk and let the adventure begin! 💚

Happy hunting! 🌿🔍