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Yani wakati Wa Uhuru Kenyatta Mia moja ilikuwa inanipatia token za 6.3, saa hii Mia moja inanipea 3.13?

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Nilienda kinyozi jana nimecheka karibu nifukuzwe🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kidogo kidogo kukaingia mrembo fulani na alikua na figure plus sura kuweza😋😋😋 aisee hio ilikua figure na sura zilikua zimeenda kidato😜😜😜 sasa mzee fulani kipara alikua ananyolewa zile nywele zinakuaga kando ya kipara nikaskia amesema🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mzee kipara: Wow!! Madam unakaa mrembo sana😋😋
Mrembo: Asante🙂🙂
Mzee kipara: Unatoka wapi hii kenya yetu??🤔🤔
Mrembo: Naishi hukutu karibu na center 🙂🙂🙂
Mzee kipara: Naweza kupeleka out siku moja🤔🤔
Mrembo akanua mkono juu kuonyesha mzee kipara pete ndio ajue yeye ameolewa lakini kabla amalize kuinua mkono mzee kipara akamwambia🤫🤫🤫🤫
Mzee kipara: Ata mimi niko na bibi lakini nataka tukutane tukule mali polepole😋😋
Mrembo: Nitaambia bwanangu naenda wapi hio siku?🤔🤔🤔
Mzee kipara: Utamwambia umeenda injiri ndio neno lifikie walio mbali na kanisa lenu🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mrembo: Ebu mwambie hivo wewe mwenyewe🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mzee kipara: Tutapatana wapi na hio nugu yako niiambie hivo🤣🤣🤣
Mrembo: Hayuko mbali ndio huyo anakunyoa🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mzee kipara: Unajua nakuaga mwenda wazimu usibebe maneno yangu serious 😭😭😭😭😂😂🤣🤣
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Mwanaume ako na dreadlocks unaeza pata amejam usiku eti juu haoni stocking yake ya kichwa.. 🤔😅

WOMEN
18yrs--- I don't date broke men
20yrs--- I don't date ugly guys
24yrs--- pregnant
25yrs--- My child..my everything
27yrs--- I love the woman am becoming
29yrs--- men are good though we don't fall in the right hands
30yrs--- we don't go for appearance.. we need peace and stability
32yrs--- only a mature man can love you the way you're
35yrs--- hello Gidi na Ghost ..Ni Brenda from Rongai, a mother of two natafuta bwana atanioa anipenda na anionyeshe mapenzi na watoto wangu wawili.. please help
40yrs--- Nkipata mtu tu ata k**a hana kitu Bora tu ako na nyumba namkwamilia
42yrs--- Hello pastor Ezekiel ..nataka Nyota ya ndoa ,niombee please
Pastor Ezekiel: Hauna Nyota dada
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When i saw my wife fighting with my mother i immediately went to call my dad to see whose wife will win😌💪💪🔥

Huwa mnatoa wamamaz wapi? Mimi nakitafuta naambiwa sina adabu

what a f***k😂😂😂
"I travelled from Kitengela to Mombasa to meet a lady. When I arrived it was 17:00.

She picked me up from park to a house, I changed my clothes, took a shower, wore my boxer and then sat on the couch and started pressing my phone

Few minutes later, I heard a knock on the door, someone whispered to her "Babe I cannot travel again ohh, the bus has left" The person that whispered was actually a lady too, she started parking her travelling bags inside.

When I saw that, I realized she borrowed the apartment, it wasn't hers. She walked to me and said "Please am sorry, let's move out... I will explain."

During the explanation she told me she borrowed the apartment, she lives with her parents. Finally, she dropped me at the park, I waved her good bye, boarded a bus and went back to Kitengela.

When I finally arrived in Kitengela it was 02:00. Till now I can't believe I travelled from Kitengela to Mombasa just to take a bath!"

ukienda kwa in-laws jifanye umeenda choo alafu uache simu kwa meza ikijirecord.😂 Sitawafunza kila kitu😅😅 mambo ni mengi masaa ndo machache

K**a uliwai wekea snail chumvi na kuiangalia ikiteseka,mkutano ya wachawi ni friday😩😩😩😬😩😹😹

Kuoga na maid Kwa bafu to save water ni kitu ya kufanya bibi akasirike kweli 🤷🏽

wapandishe bei kila kitu lakini wasiguze bei ya nini😭😭 yangu kwa comment

DEM: Niaje beb,,,,
BEN: Poa hunny 😻, niambie
DEM: Aky I need a favour from u pliz
BEN: Which one hunny 😻?
DEM: Aki niko tao na nimeona troza kali inauzwa 2k, na imagin nilisahau doh home.
BEN: So nikusaidiaje mrembo?
DEM: Nilikua nataka unitumie izo doh nitakurefund nikifika home.
BEN: Fare ya kwenda home ni ngapi?
DEM: Ni mbao Swiry.
BEN: (Kidogokidogo , KL295T6MHEN Confirmed, You have received Ksh.60 frEng'era C-46466 , New Mpesa balance is 60.83.
DEM: Ghai! Hii ni ya nini?
BEN: Hio ni fare, toa 50bob, chukua mbao ukimbilie doh zenye ulisahau home, Mbao urudi tao ubuy troza, alafu hio kumi unaeza buy mtura ama miwa.
DEM: UMBWA HII, Usiwahi nitext...Mchawi wa south korea wewe.. Ooh My! Like seriously? 🙁🤗!!!
BEN: Kwenda uko, Sura k**a ya innocent mugabe , Nyani wewe! Nilipe rent ama ninunue nguo! POTELEA MBALI! NUGU!
wanaume sikuizi hawataki upuzi ,no weapon formed against our wallet shall prosper!!Amen...volume iko sawa uko nyuma ama niongeze🤣🤣Hii uchumi natoa wapi thao mbili😹🤣 anyway good night😴 Nawapenda sana😋 nifollow k**a hujafollow

Yaani kuna watu huchukulia usingizi serious hivi mpaka wananunua nguo za kulala?😂

Kati ya "Niko na pesa kushinda babako" & "Niko na pesa na ni za babako" Gani ndo inauma sana?🤣🤣🤣 yangu kwa comment👇👇