Mkuu

With Chris Bruyñë – I just got recognised as one of their top fans😹😹😆

Ukinifollow you are one step away from kuomoka😄😆😉

NAUGHTY ENGINEERS!!

Four girls took lift in a car full of Engineers...

Since no place available, they sat on each Boy's lap...

After 5 minutes...

Girl1: Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer.??

Boy1: How do you know..??

Girl1: Your tower is communicating with my Unreachable Area...

Girl2: Are you an IT Engineer..??

Boy2: How do you know..??

Girl2: Your Pen drive is trying to connect with my USB port...

Girl3: Are you a Mechanical Engineer..???

Boy3: How do you know..??

Girl3: Your Piston is trying to move into my cylinder....

Girl4: Are you a Civil Engineer..??

Boy4: How do you know..???

Girl4: Your dam has broken and flooded my village...

Kenya Power Care mmesema Naivasha Ndabibi central watu waishi Kwa Giza k**a shetani ama😳😳

Hotel has 31 rooms😂

Book your room According to ur date of birth and see who you share room with.😋

Ulipatanga D high school na sai huku nje unaona D yaani Dust🤣🤣 feilia🥺🤣🤣

Mlisema D is constant for Simps😭🤣🤣🤣

Mkuu Public figure

Dedicated to Kenyatta University Fallen Comrades (MAUNGU TRAGEDY)!!😭😭😭😭😭

‘Mama, Am coming back home
It's not End of Semester,
We did not riot,
Neither is it End Year,
But,
Mama am coming home.
😭😭😭
Am coming,
But am formless,
I can't walk Mama,
I will be in a box Mama,
I heard them call it Casket
That they will take care,
Of damages Mama,
We are now damages,
Mama am coming home
😭😭😭😭
The brakes failed Mama,
Jomba our good driver tried,
Jomba struggled,
Jomba wailed,
Jomba hooted,
Jomba swerved,
We saw him sweat,
It's not him Mama,
But the brakes,
Mama am coming home
😭😭😭
Mama I forgot to tell you,
I play soccer,
Ooh,I used to play soccer,
I was the Messi of Kenyatta University,
To represent KU,
In the competition,
That never was,
Mama am coming home
😭😭😭
Mama, you had sold Rose,
Our only cow,
To clear my fees,
Last week,
But the brakes ,
Didn't hear any of that,
Mama you had cleared,
The hostel fee,
You had refilled the gas,
Sadly,
Before I use it,
Mama am coming home
😭😭😭
Breathless,lifeless,
Broken, disfigured
Mama I don't have it,
I don't have the Degree
The brakes,
Couldn't allow me finish,
It's not my fault,
Never to fit a gown,
Lights are out Mama,
It all dark in here,
Mama am coming home
😭😭😭
Mama;
Could this be the saying;
That kwenda Mombasa raha;
Kurudi ni Matanga?
Tell my younger sister,
To take up my desk,
At Kenyatta,
Bye Kenyatta University,
Be kind,
To my little sister,
Bye Mama.

Rest In Peace Comrades’

😭😭

TILL WE MEET AGAIN , 🕊️

The grasshopper eaten by a hornbill must have been deaf 🫠😖😂

A lucky person can sell water even on the shores of an ocean👋🌊💦😂

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.
Merry Christmas believers 💪💯

Mwanaume anayehara hawezi ulizia aliye na kigugumizi mwelekeo wa msahara😎😂

Hakuna tofauti ya Chelsea na dem wako ju wote wamelimwa sana🙄😂😂💔

Blessed Sabbath 🙌🙏