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His Village bride Episode 1 & 2
HIS VILLAGE BRIDE
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By Noel Innocent
CHAPTER ONE :


” Mum I said I will marry na, what’s all these setting me up with a village girl ” tony yell at his mother throu-gh his phone while pushing his breakfast away
His mother has been on his n£¢k about getting married and he didn’t think she was serious about this ” fine s£nd her to my house this night and if I like her we shall get married ” and divorce in the next month, tony thought before his mum hung up
He is just twenty eight and his mum won’t leave him be, after he fv¢k this v!rg!ngirl then dump her
Maybe a town sweetheart will show up and be re-ady for claiming, standing up tony stretch his b©dy and look at the wall clock before the door bell ring
Am defiantly not expecting anyone and this is just nine AM, opening the door I stare st the young lady that smiled back at me
Frowning I asked ” who are you ” she title her head and and stare st me ” am your future wife ” realization drop on him and he stare at her
She wore a hvge go-wn that I couldn’t even tell if she has curves ” should I come in or what ” she asked and I let her in
” why are you early ?? I said later in the evening ” I asked and her smile increa-sed
” I wanted to see you before then, I was thinking you will be ugly with big head but not bad ” I frown not believing what she is saying
” you’re worst, do you even have any curves, your like a straight stick ” I could see hurt in her eyes but I didn’t regret my words, am not happy about this wedding
” dont worry, you shouldn’t see them yet ” she wi-nk and I gro-an

Chapter Two

Tony
” what are you doing ??” I furrow my brows ” you can’t sit down, you’re too dirty ” I gro-an ed but she quic-kly sat and grin wi-dely
” plea-se don’t act so clean, your singlet is basically turning brown ” she chuckle and I frown more ” do you have any jui-ces I can drink ” she smiled at me and for once I didn’t feel like killing her
” you’re not staying here any other minutes,

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Games in which Cristiano Ronaldo scored the most goals:

5️⃣ 🇪🇸 Real Madrid 9x1 Granada 2015
5️⃣ 🇪🇸 Real Madrid 6x0 Espanyol 2015
4️⃣ 🇪🇸 Real Madrid 6x1 Racing Santander 2010
4️⃣ 🇪🇸 Real Madrid 6x2 Seville 2011
4️⃣ 🇪🇸 Real Madrid 5x1 Elche 2014
4️⃣ 🇪🇸 Real Madrid 8x0 Malmo 2015
4️⃣ 🇪🇸 Real Madrid 7x1 Celtic 2016
4️⃣ 🇵🇹 Portugal 6x0 Andorra 2016
4️⃣ 🇪🇸 Real Madrid 6x3 Girona 2018
4️⃣ 🇵🇹 Portugal 5x1 Lithuania 2019
4️⃣ 🇸🇦 Al Nassr 4x0 Al Wehda 2023

🎯 Cristiano Ronaldo's Goals in National Championships:
3 - Sporting Lisbon 🇵🇹 25 Games.
103 - Manchester United 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 236 Games
311 -Real Madrid 🇪🇸 292 Games
81 - Juventus 🇮🇹 98 Games
[5] - Al Nassr 🇸🇦 3 Games
Total - 503 goals in 649 games

🤝Top scorers in world football today (goals in official matches):
824 Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹1151 Games.
796 Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 1009 Games.
626 Robert Lewandowski 🇵🇱 871 Games.
572 Ibrahimovic 🇸🇪 983 Games.
535 Luis Suarez 🇺🇾 888 Games.
439 Karim Benzema 🇫🇷 871 Games.
437 Edinson Cavani 🇺🇾 797 Games.
435 Neymar Jr 🇧🇷 705 Games.

🤝Players with the most goals by club (official matches):
706- Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹
698 - Lionel Messi 🇦🇷
688 - Bican 🇦🇹🇨🇿
687 - Romário 🇧🇷
679 - Pele 🇧🇷
645 - Puskas 🇭🇺🇪🇸
635 - Jimmy Jones (NIR)
595 - Joe Brambick (NIR)
578 - Eusebius 🇵🇹
566 - Gerd Müller 🇩🇪
...
548 Lewandowski 🇵🇱

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Messi Fan 😆: Messi is GOAT
CR7 Fan: Why?

Messi Fan🙂: Because Messi has 7 BallonDoR's while Ronaldo has 5

Ronaldo Fan: Ok let's compare them on the basis of BDR from 2004 to 2021.

Ronaldo has beaten Messi more times in BDR Ranking 11 times (2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2020) compared to Messi 7 times (2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2015, 2019, 2021)

Ronaldo has better average BDR ranking as compared to Messi.
entire career.

Messi Fan😐: ok but Messi has 6 Golden Boots Ronaldo has 4

Ronaldo Fan: Yeah, Good Messi has 6 European Golden Boot (Top scorer of top 5 Leagues) while Ronaldo has 4.

However Ronaldo has 6 UCL Golden Boot (Top scorer of UCL) while Messi has 4. All time Top scorer Award.

As far as European Golden Boot is concerned they have been playing since 2004. Let's compare their position in European Golden Boot Since 2004 to 2022.

Ronaldo has outscored Messi in European Golden Boot Race 10 times (2004-2005, 2005-2006, 2006-07, 2007-08, 2010-11, 2013-14, 2014-15, 2015-16, 2019-20, 2021-22) while Messi has outscored him 8 times only (2008-09,2009-10, 2011-12, 2012-13, 2016-17, 2017-18,2018-19, 2020-21)

Messi Fan😤: Messi has more Trophies.
Ronaldo Fan: Yeah, Messi has More trophies but Ronaldo has more prestigious trophies . Don't try to cover Ronaldo's trophy with Messi's trophys number. Messi has more CDRs and Spanish Super Cups which is not much prestigious.

Messi Fan😡: Messi has played more Finals with Argentina.

Ronaldo Fan: Yeah, Messi has played more finals with Argentina that were twice World Champions and 14 times Copa America winners before Messi. Portugal had Zero Trophies before Ronaldo. They have won Two.
Portugal Could Only Qualify for 3xWorld cups and 3xEuro Cups before Ronaldo. They have Qualified for 5xWorld Cups and 5xEuro Cups with Ronaldo.

Messi Fan🤬: Messi is the best goal scorer because he has better goal Ratio

Ronaldo fan : RONALDO played with different clubs and in different leagues so i hard

🔴 Cristiano Ronaldo's stats against great goalkeepers:

🔷 Cristiano Ronaldo vs Jan Oblak
- 17 games 👕
- 11 Goals ⚽
- 03 triplets 🔥

🔷 Cristiano Ronaldo vs Manuel Neuer
- 09 Matches 👕
- 10 Goals ⚽
- 03 doubled ⚽⚽
- 01 triple 🔥

🔷 Cristiano Ronaldo vs Thibault courtois
- 10 Matches 👕
- 10 Goals ⚽
- 01 triple 🔥

🔷 Cristiano Ronaldo vs Gianluigi Buffon
- 08 Matches 👕
- 09 Goals ⚽
- 03 doubled
- 01 triple 🔥

🔷 Cristiano Ronaldo vs De Gea
- 11 Matches 👕
- 08 Goals ⚽
- 01 triple 🔥

Cristiano Ronaldo is the player who scored the most goals against Neuer despite having never played in the Bundesliga 😱

Cristiano Ronaldo has had a good time in football world 🌎 👏

1. 2003–2009 Manchester United registering 196 appearences scoring 84 goals.

2. 2009–2018 Real Madrid 2009–2018
Real Madrid had 292 appearences scoring 311 goals.

3. 2018–2021 played for Juventus managing to play 98 games scoring 81 times.

4. 2021–2022 back at Manchester United playing 40 times scoring 19 times!

5. 2023– Al Nassr so far played 1 game no official goal..

A true

FT: Newcastle 1-1 West ham
FT: Everton 1-0 Arsenal
FT: Wolves 3-0 Liverpool
FT: Man United 2-1 Crystal Palace

Man United fans mood this weekend 😂😂😂

SUPER SATURDAY
(TODAY MATCH 04/02/2023)

( PREMIER LEAGUE )

EVERTON
VS 1:3OPM
ARSENAL


MANCHESTER UNITED
VS 4:00PM
CRYSTAL PALACE

WOLVES
VS 4:00PM
LIVERPOOL

NEWCASTLE UNITED
VS 6:30PM
WESTHAM UNITED

🚨DID YOU KNOW: Cristiano Ronaldo has 588 Goals/Assists in just 438 games for Real Madrid. 😳🔥

The greatest player in Real Madrid's history. 🙌🇵🇹

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Chelsea Football Club’s last 10 games:

Man City 4-0 Chelsea ❌
Chelsea 0-1 Man City ❌
Nottm Forest 1-1 Chelsea 🤝
Chelsea 2-0 Bournemouth ✅
Newcastle 1-0 Chelsea ❌
Man City 2-0 Chelsea ❌
Chelsea 0-1 Arsenal ❌
Brighton 4-1 Chelsea ❌
Chelsea 1-1 Man United 🤝
Brentford 0-0 Chelsea 🤝

Breaking! English FA fine, ban CR7!

Former Manchester United striker, Cristiano Ronaldo, has been slapped with a fine of £50,000

and given a two-match ban by the football association in England.
Following an incident that occurred in April when Ronaldo smashed a fan’s phone at Goodison Park after Man United lost to Everton last season, the FA have now concluded their investigation and handed Ronaldo his punishment.

This comes just a day after it was announced that the five-time Ballon d’Or winner had his contract with United terminated by mutual agreement following his explosive interview with Piers Morgan about the management of the club and the manager, Erik ten Hag.

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Is it 2007 Cristiano Ronaldo? No, it's United newest superstar, Alejandro Garnacho! 😱👏

In case you didn't know, the 18-year-old is a special, special talent 🔥

🔵 5 points clear of Man City.
⚪️ 8 points clear of Spurs.
🔴 14 points clear of Man Utd.
🔴 15 points clear of Liverpool.
🔵 16 points clear of Chelsea.

👀 Is this Arsenal’s year? 🏆

🚩 Today's Results:

FT: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Bournemouth 4-1 Everton
FT: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brentford 1-1 Gillingham (PK: 5-6)
FT: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Bristol 1-3 Lincoln
FT: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Burnley 3-1 Carwley
FT: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Leicester 3-0 Newport
FT: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 MK Dons 2-0 Morecambe
FT: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Stevenage 1-1 Charlton (PK: 4-5)
FT: 🇪🇸 Osasuna 1-2 Barcelona
FT: 🇪🇸 Bibao 3-0 Valladolid
FT: 🇪🇸 Elche 1-2 Girona
FT: 🇮🇹 Napoli 2-0 Empoli
FT: 🇮🇹 Spezia 1-1 Udinese
FT: 🇮🇹 Cremonese 0-0 Milan
FT: 🇩🇪 Bayern 6-1 Bremen
FT: 🇩🇪 Dortmund 0-2 Wolfsburg
FT: ??🇪 Bochum 2-1 Gladbach
FT: 🇩🇪 Stuttgart 2-1 Hertha

Reason i start watching football

🚩 Today's Results:

FT: 🇪🇺 PSV 2-0 Arsenal
FT: 🇪🇺 Man Utd 3-0 Sheriff
FT: 🇪🇺 HJK 1-2 Roma
FT: 🇪🇺 AEK Lanarca 3-3 Dynamo
FT: 🇪🇺 Fenerbache 3-3 Rennes
FT: 🇪🇺 Zurich 2-1 Bodo/Gilmt
FT: 🇪🇺 U Berlin 1-0 Braga
FT: 🇪🇺 Ludogorets 0-1 Betis
FT: 🇪🇺 Malmo 0-2 Union Saimo
FT: 🇪🇺 Lazio 2-1 Midtjylland
FT: 🇪🇺 Omonia 0-2 Sociedad
FT: 🇪🇺 Strum Graz 1-0 Feyenoord
FT: 🇪🇺 Nantes 2-1 Qarabag
FT: 🇪🇺 Freiburg 1-1 Olympiakos
FT: 🇪🇺 Ferencvacos 1-1 Monaco
FT: 🇪🇺 Red Star 2-1 Trabzonspor

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🚩 Today's Results:

FT: 🏆 Augsburg 2-5 Bayern
FT: 🏆 Hannover 0-2 Dortmund
FT: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Man Utd 2-0 Tottenham
FT: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brentford 0-0 Chelsea
FT: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Liverpool 1-0 West Ham
FT: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Newcastle 1-0 Everton
FT: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Bournemouth 0-1 Southampton
FT: 🇪🇸 Elche 0-3 Real Madrid
FT: 🇪🇸 Valladolid 4-1 Celta
FT: 🇪🇸 Sociedad 1-0 Mallocra
FT: 🇪🇸 Cadiz 0-0 Betis

🚩 Gavi is the 2022 Kopa Trophy winner.

Source: France Football

🚩 Sadio Mané is the 2022 Sócrates Prize winner.

Source: France Football

🚩 Robert Lewandowski is the 2022 Gerd Müller Award winner.

Source: France Football

🚩 Thibaut Courtois is the Yachine Trophy winner.

Source: France Football

🚩 Manchester City has been named 2022 Club of the Year.

Source: France Football

🚩 Karim Benzema is the 2022 winner.

Source: France Football

🚩 FT:

⭐ Man City 2-1 Dortmund
⭐ Real Madrid 2-0 Leipzig
⭐ Chelsea 1-1 Salzburg
⭐ Maccabi 1-3 PSG
⭐ Juventus 1-2 Benfica
⭐ Rangers 0-3 Napoli
⭐ Copenhagen 0-0 Sevilla
⭐ Milan 3-1 D. Zagreb
⭐ Shakhtar 1-1 Celtic