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Landlord's Son Demands Goat, N100,000, Others From Tenant For Father's Burial

A Tweep, Oge Kings has shared the letter itemising the things expected of him after his landlord died.

Kings, who shared the letter on Twitter did so in response to a viral letter purportedly written by the Olu of Iwo, Oba Abdulrasheed Akanbi asking the Osun State government for money for his wedding to a Kano princess.

He shared the letter addressed to him with the caption, "You never see anything sef . My landlord just died and his son wrote a list of items that I will give to him as his tenant for his burial rites."

Part of the items he's expected to provide include, a live goat, N100,000, malt drinks, alcoholic drinks and others.

Credit: Twitter | Omoruyi Edwin

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Maybe the hardest seasons of life teach you a different version of happiness. Maybe in those seasons, the things you live for, the things you value most, seem so small in comparison to what you were filling your soul with in the past, seem so quiet in contrast. Maybe it is within those moments that your eyes are opened, that you learn how to find joy, and peace, and safety in that which you didn’t even notice before.

Maybe in the seasons of life where your heart aches, or loss has built a home within you, happiness changes. Maybe it becomes your morning cup of coffee — sitting and drinking it as the sun rises and the world wakes up around you. Maybe happiness becomes the way the light plays with the trees in your favorite park; maybe it is the way the sky looks at your favorite time of night, the way the moon fills the air with an energy you can feel in your bones when you really sit with yourself and let your solitude wash over you. Maybe in the messiest moments of life, happiness is your mother’s voice. Maybe it is the beauty you feel when you see your friends’ faces, when you hug them for twenty minutes straight, when you sit with them in silence and feel so understood, and so seen, in all that you are.

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