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I am looking for someone to help me answer these questions WHY 40!!!!!!! 1. Why Noah built the Ark in 40 days.

2. Why the rain/storm lasted for 40days.

3. Why the Israelites walked through the desert for 40 years.

4. Why the tower of barbel was built in 40 days.

5. Why Jesus Christ fasted for 40days.

6. Why Jesus Christ ascended to heaven after 40 days,

7. Why Moses had to spend 40 days with God, and fasting before he got the 10 Commandments Tablets

8. Why it took 40 days threat from Goliath against the Army of Israel before he was killed by David

9. Why David later had a total reign of 40 years over the nation of Israel

10. Why Elijah had to trek and fast for 40 days running away from Jezebel 40 days and 40 years in the Bible is HIGHLY SYMBOLIC

11. Why life begins at 40.

12. Why even Pass mark starts at 40. What's so special about 40???

If you don't have an answer, please send it to at least one group you belong to. We might get an answer from a wise researcher.👁‍🗨 *Discuss*

Conversations between an employee seeking job and an employer 😂😂

POV: How girls wanna be treated in a relationship ✨🤎

Our mentality have so much been lowered 😢😢, we no longer see or do things as it should be
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HOW TO MAKE BUTTER AT HOME

Stop Wasting Money On Buying Butter, Make It Yourself With These Simple Steps

The most important ingredients needed in making butter is milk. When butter is made, it can be used on bread, cookies, biscuits and so on.
Today, we are going to be learning how to make our own butter by ourselves instead of going out to buy it all the time.

So, What Are The Equipment And Ingredients We Need?
Jar or Plastic (with a lid).

✓ Pot.

✓ Bowl.
✓ Spoon (preferably wooden).
✓ Containers.
✓ Gas cylinder or stove.
✓ Goat/Cow milk (or Heavy cream).
✓ Salt (optional).
How Do We Prepare It?

So, we are going to first extract the cream from the milk. This can be done in two forms.
Light up your gas or stove, then place your pot on top of it.

2. Get the milk and pour it into the pot.

3. Heat the milk until it becomes creamy until you observe a think duskbor flat layer on top of it.

4. Use a spoon to scoop out the flat layer, and that is the heavy cream we need.

NB: You may decide to keep the leftover milk for other purposes. Also note that you don't need to go through these processes if you have a ready made heavy cream
5. Pour this cream into a bowl (you may add salt if you like).

6. Keep stirring with your spoon until you observe that it starts to solidify and some lumps are formed.
7. Continue stirring until you can see that the milk have separated from the solidifying lumps.

8. Drain the milk from the solidifying lump.

9. Continue draining until the lump is completely separated from the buttermilk.
NB: if milk remains in the lumps, it will make it spoil quickly.

10. Now get your solid lump and start pressing and breaking it. Do this continuously for about 5-10 minutes.

Guess what?

Your butter is ready.

Now you can package in airtight plastics and store in your refrigerator.
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Cockroach Theory

The cockroach theory for self-development

At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady.

She started screaming out of fear.

With a panic-stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach.

Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group also got panicky.

The lady finally managed to push the cockroach away but ...it landed on another lady in the group.

Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama.

The waiter rushed forward to their rescue.

In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter.

The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behaviour of the cockroach on his shirt.

When he was confident enough, he grabbed it with his fingers and threw it out of the restaurant.

Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of my mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering, was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behaviour?

If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed?

He handled it near to perfection, without any chaos.

It is not the cockroach, but the inability of those people to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach, that disturbed the ladies.

I realized that it is not the shouting of my father or my boss or my wife that disturbs me, but it's my inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturbs me.

It's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused by the traffic jam that disturbs me.

More than the problem, it's my reaction to the problem that creates chaos in my life.

Lessons learnt from the story:

I understood I should not react in life.

I should always respond.

The women reacted, whereas the waiter responded.

Reactions are always instinctive whereas responses are always well thought of.

A beautiful way to understand

LIFE.

Biggest football defeats for selected African National Football Teams.

Costa Rica 🇨🇷 5 - 0 🇨🇲 Cameroon (1997)

Italy 🇮🇹 11 - 3 🇪🇬 Egypt (1928

Ghana 🇬🇭 7 - 0 🇳🇬 Nigeria (1955)

Netherlands 🇳🇱 5 - 1 🇨🇮 Ivory Coast (2017)

Brazil 🇧🇷 8 - 2 🇬🇭 Ghana (1996)

England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 9 - 1 🇿🇦 South Africa (1920)

Hungary 🇭🇺 6 - 0 🇲🇦 Morocco (1964)

Hungary 🇭🇺 9 - 2 🇩🇿 Algeria (1967)

Hungary 🇭🇺 10 - 1 🇹🇳 Tunisia (1960)

Guinea 🇬🇳 5 - 0 🇸🇳 Senegal (1966)

Uganda 🇺🇬 13 - 1 🇰🇪 Kenya
(1932)

Iraq 🇮🇶 13 - 0 🇪🇹 Ethiopia (1992)

North Korea 🇰🇵 14 - 0 🇸🇴 Somalia (1963)

Mali 🇲🇱 6 - 0 🇸🇱 Sierra Leone (2007)

Algeria 🇩🇿 7 - 0 🇲🇱 Mali (1988)

Guinea 🇬🇳 8 - 0 🇬🇲 Gambia (1972)

Algeria 🇩🇿 7 - 0 🇧🇫 Burkina Faso (1981)

South Africa 🇿🇦 7 - 0 🇿🇼 Zimbabwe (1977)

Ghana 🇬🇭 12 - 0 🇲🇼 Malawi (1965)

South Korea 🇰🇷 8 - 0 🇸🇩 Sudan (1979)

Angola 🇦🇴 6 - 1 🇪🇷 Eritrea (2007)

Nigeria 🇳🇬 10 - 1 🇧🇯 Benin (1959)

Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 6 - 0 🇲🇿 Mozambique (1980)

Ghana 🇬🇭 6 - 0 🇱🇷 Liberia (1975)

Guinea 🇬🇳 14 - 0 🇲🇷 Mauritania (1972)

DR Congo 6 - 0 🇬🇳 Guinea (1972)

10 Lessons From Warren Buffet

1. Don’t spend time worrying about things that you cannot fix.

2. Fools try to prove that they are right. Wise men try to find when they are wrong.

3. Surround yourself with smart people who don’t always agree with you, especially when you are wrong.

4. Pretend that every single person has a sign around his or her neck that says, “make me feel important.”

5. Learn from other’s mistakes, much less costly and more efficient than learning from your own mistakes.

6. Habits really make an incredible difference in terms of where you will end up in life.

7. It pays to conduct your affairs so that no matter how foolish other people get, you’re still around to play the game the next day.

8. One certain path to failure is being unreliable

9. It takes 20 years to build a reputation, and 5 minutes to ruin it.

10. It pays to hang around people that are smarter than you are, because you will float upward.

Nigeria 🇳🇬 is indeed the "GIANT OF AFRICA"

1. The largest film industry in Africa - Nigeria

2. The richest black man on Earth - Nigerian

3. The world's biggest fertilizer plant - Nigeria

4. The largest oil refinery in Africa - Nigeria

5. The largest news network in Africa - Nigeria

6. The largest cement plant in Africa - Nigeria

7. The largest rice mill in Africa - Nigeria

8. The longest concrete road in Africa - Nigeria

9. The most awarded artist in Africa - Nigerian

10. The largest city in Africa - Nigeria

11. The most populous country in Africa - Nigeria

12. The largest economy in Africa - Nigeria

13. The most valuable tech startup in Africa - Nigeria

14. The first Monorail in Africa - Nigeria

15. The Richest country in Africa - Nigeria

𝗧𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆’𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝟭𝟬 𝗙𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗔𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗛𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆.

1. Africa was one time called Alkebulan (mother of mankind).

2. Africa ruled the world for 15,000 years.

3. Richest man in history is an African King (Mansa Musa).

4. Africa civilized mankind.

5. Mining started in Africa 43,000 years ago, In 1964 a hematite mine was found in Swaziland at Bomvu Ridge in the Ngwenya mountain range.

6. Africans were the first to organise fishing. expeditions 90,000 years ago at Katanga, Congo.

7. Africans carved the world’s first colossal sculpture 7,000 years ago.

8. The ancient Kemetians had Afro combs.

9. African Kings ruled India.

10. Africa is a home to World’s oldest University.

SECRET OF WINNERS

In the jungle:
1. The Elephant is the biggest;
2. The Giraffe is the tallest;
3. The Fox is the wisest; and
4. The Cheetah is the fastest;

Yet, the Lion is the KING of the jungle even without ANY of these qualities.

Why?

Because:
1. The Lion is courageous, is bold, walks with confidence, dares anything and is never afraid.
2. The Lion believes it is unstoppable.
3. The Lion is a risk taker.
4. The Lion believes any animal is food for him.
5. The Lion believes any opportunity is worth giving a trial and never lets it slip from its hands.

So...
1. You don't need to be the fastest.
2. You don't need to be the wisest.
3. You don't need to be the smartest.
4. You don't need to be the most brilliant.
5. All you need is courage
6. All you need is the will to try.
7. All you need is the faith to believe it is possible.
8. All you need is to believe in yourself, that you can do it.!!
The Lion sleeps for 20 hours & works for 4 hours & yet eats meat.

But the elephant works for 24 hours & eats grass.

Your life's strategy matters most in your approach to circumstances & situations for you to be a champion or winner always.

Stay in the Lion's mood! That's the mood for winners.

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10 nigerian proverb

A single bracelet does not jingle."
"A setback is only a setup for a comeback."
"An old woman's tale is not always true."
"Do not let yesterday use up too much of today."
"It is only a fool that trusts the word of a liar."
"No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back."
"One who does not plan ahead will have to run behind."
"The one who pays the piper calls the tune."
"The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use."
"We do not inherit the land from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children."

1) I think 'You may kiss yóúr bridé' should be for couple that's nót kisséd béfore.

If una don dey kiss since, it should be 'You may now continue from where you stopped'

2) Husband: Why're you keeping mute? You've refused talking to me since morning. What wrôñg have I dôñe to you?

Wife: Don't just préteñd you don't know what you did. You thiñk I did not see where you typed 'Lol' under your ex's post.

Husband: And what's wroñg with that?

Wife: Just spare me that. Oh, you think I don't know that 'Lol' means Lots of Lóvé

Wahala everywhere

3) Since pridé no gréé make we dáte eàçh other. With all due réspéçt, Amaka, pls start puttiñg 'Brother' in my name.

I'm nót yóúr máte

4) siñcé sátáñ becàmé a fáshióñ désignér, wéddiñg gówñs are nów lôñg enóúgh to cóvér the grôúñd, but tôo shórt to cóvér the bwess

No be jújú be that?

5) Don't be déçiévéd, ladiés alwâys hâve trañspôrt fáré. There's this mónéy they alwâys hid£ and it's called 'If he misbéhâvés'

6) Him and his kinsmen: There's this beautiful apple we saw in your compound (his galfrieñd) and we've come to plúçk it

Apple wey him don dey chóp siñce

7) Divórçe is fôr riçh péóple; while pâçk yóur bag is for p00r péóple

8) Udara (agbalumo) is óut. They'll give yoú sweet oñe to tâste and then, séll yôyô bittérs to yóu

9) So as big as this cóuñtry dey, nobódy dey répair eàrpiéçe?

10) I júst fiñishéd réadiñg the téñ cómmáñmeñts, make I no li£, to make héávéñ no be béáñs oo

My wife left me because she was tired of the marriage — Comedian Julius Agwu confirms split from his wife

Comedian Julius Agwu has confirmed reports of his crashed marriage to Ibiere Maclayton.

The couple were married for over 15years before their split, which many alleged was due to Julius’ health challenges.

In an interview with media personality, Daddy Freeze, Julius confirmed that his marriage had h the rocks. He revealed that his wife left him and said she was tired of the marriage.

“My wife said she isn’t marrying me again. She said she is tired of the marriage”.
Despite his crashed marriage, Julius is grateful to be alive. He said, “That’s why I thank God I am alive. That’s why I said Satan works in mysterious ways but God works in miraculous ways”.

As regards his health, Julius admitted that the rumours about his health failure are true. He disclosed that in 2016, he was admitted at a London teaching hospital, where he was in Coma for three months.

“There are no rumours about my health. It is true. I had a tumour surgery in 2015, a brain surgery. When I travelled to London to do a show, just two days before the show, I was rushed to the hospital. I was in Coma for 3 months. I thank God I am alive”.

Recall that in March 2022, it was alleged that Ibiere Maclayton, had moved on with another man despite the comedian’s ailing health.

If I see 200k nah
First of all I go use 30k go spa make I collect hot massage and cool my head with ac

I go use 1k buy card call all my ex and all my friends wey no help me including people that said bad about me inviting them make them call chill with me

I go use 40k pay for there drinks
Use 20k hire one better bouncer like that

As them dey drink d discuss
I go enter with my bouncer all of them go stand up
If my bouncer give you better dirty slap I give you 1k
If the slap no dirty for my eye
He go reslap am

Then I use 50k go sleep for hotel
Use the remaining buy bags of garri, buy sugar, and small groundnut.

We start afresh🙎🤦

I hate rubbis

30 UNKNOW FACTS

1. Avocados are a fruit, not a vegetable.

2. The Eiffel Tower can be 15 cm taller during the summer,

3. Trypophobia is the fear of closely-packed holes.

4. Australia is wider than the moon.

5. 'Mellifluous' is a sound that is pleasingly smooth and musical to hear.

6. Human teeth are the only part of the body that cannot heal themselves

7. The Spice Girls were originally a band called Touch.

8. It's illegal to own just one guinea pig in Switzerland

9. The Ancient Romans used to drop a piece of toast into their wine for good health

10. The heart of a shrimp is located in its head.

11. People are more creative in the shower.

12. Amy Poehler was only seven years older than Rachel McAdams when she took on the role of "cool mom" in Mean Girls

13. Baby rabbits are called kits

14. The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland.

15. The first airplane flew on December 17, 1903.

16. Venus is the only planet to spin clockwise

17. Nutmeg is a hallucinogen

18. A 73-year-old bottle of French Burgundy became the most expensive bottle of wine ever sold at auction in 2018, going for $558,000 (approx £439,300)

19. Competitive art used to be an Olympic sport.

20. A chef's hat has 100 pleats

21. In 2014, there was a Tinder match in Antarctica.

22. The Japanese word 'Kuchi zamishi' is the act of eating when you're not hungry because your mouth is lonely.

23. The Spanish national anthem has no words.

24. There’s only one letter that doesn’t appear in any American state name.

25. The probability of a blue lobster existing is widely touted as being one in two million

26. Louboutins' iconic red soles were inspired by Andy Warhol.

27. A book called 'A la recherche du temps perdu'

28. Google images was literally created after Jennifer Lopez wore that infamous dress at the 2000 Grammys.

29. Big Ben's clock stopped at 10:07 p.m. on 27 May 2005

30. Walt Disney currently holds the most Academy Awards.

31. There's a fruit that tastes like chocolate

DONT STOP LAYING YOUR EGGS

My face beamed with so much excitement as I caught this rev (revelation).
I'm Confident it will bless and inspire you🙏

The chicken lays egg and continues to lay eggs, not particularly knowing the one that will end up as omelette (fried eggs) OR the one that will hatch to become a chick and grow to a chicken and eventually ensure the continuity of the chicken race.

As a matter of fact, more eggs end up as omelette (and fried eggs) compared to the ones that hatch and become chicken. But guess what? The chicken does not mind. It continues to lay those eggs.

How often have we stopped laying our eggs because several of them ended up as omelette/fried eggs?
How often have we stopped laying our eggs because we fear they will become omelette/fried eggs?
How often have we stopped laying our eggs because we consider the fact that the eggs, though they might hatch and become chicks, but might not grow to become c***s and hens, because of the threats of hawks that might eat them up?
But how often do we forget the possibility of some of the eggs hatching to become chicks, surviving the threats of Hawks, and actually growing up to become c***s and hens!

We have a lot to learn from the chicken.
Don't stop planting your seeds, both physical seeds and spiritual seeds. That's why the Bible says "In the morning, sow your seeds. In the evening, withhold not your hand".
Don't stop investing in business ideas and opportunities. You really do not know which one will make you a millionaire/billionaire.
Don't stop showing goodness and kindness to ppl (even when they treat you unfairly or bad in return). You really don't know who your helpers of destiny will be or your children's helpers of destiny.

Pause and think about this deeply.
Your Eggs...Your Future!

Pls help share this🙏

I don't know why I'm saying this but change your toothbrush 🙄🙄🙄

THE S£X YOU MUST NOT HAVE.

1. You must never agree to have s3x with a married man no matter what he promises or professes. Never!

2. Never agree to have s3x with your boss. If the harassment becomes too much, resign and trust God for a better job.

3. If God put people under your care to mentor, it is better you die than to have s3x with them. Never take advantage of God's people no matter what.

4. Don't have s3x with a married woman. If you are getting too much attached via chatting, official or academic rapport, break up the closeness or whatever name you have for it.

5. Never have s3x with your lecturers. S3x for grades or marks is for nonentity. You are not. Never must you be.

6. If you are a marketer, never agree to sléëp with a prospective clieñt just to meet your official target. Never!

7. Don't have s3x with your in-laws. If he or she stays with you and you are finding it difficult to resist the pull, let him or her leave. I mean latest tomorrow.

8. Don't have s3x with your neighbour or colleague. A neighbour is a neighbour. A colleague is a colleague. Don't get your life more complicated.

9. Don't have s3x with your platonic friend. If the relationship is no longer platonic, break up the thing.

10. God created s3x to be between male and female. Stay away from having s*x with your same gender. God is against homoséxuality / Lesbiånism and Beastialism.

11. Don't have s3x with your close siblings or relatives that God forbid marriage with. In**st is vile.

12. Don't have s3x with your girlfriend. Don't have s3x with your boyfriend. God did not create s3x for such relationships. He created it for MARRIAGE.

The only s3x you should have is with your legally married partner.

God Bless Save Us from sin in all ramifications
😁😁😊

Jay

🚩 Never tell a boy that he is ugly coz it's not easy walking around all time in public with a natural face without makeup 😎

I don't know what to post anymore, I'm only left with
people's secrets.

An Old Farmer writes to his Son who is in Prison:
"Dear Son, this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself, I know if you are here, you would have helped me".

The Son writes back,
"Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole."

The Police read the letter and the next Day the whole field was dugged up looking for the money but nothing was found.

The following Day the Son wrote again,
'Now plant your Potatoes dad, it's the best I can do from here.'

©️𝓢𝓮𝔁𝔂 𝓕𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓼✍🏼🌱