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U cut ur hair 😎 it grow again u cut ur nails 😎 it grow again
but wait oo 😂 if u cut ur pen!s will it grow again😜😜😜😜

U hate distance relationship but u like distance transfer
Hmm 🤦
And u think distance thuñder will not firê u 🥴😀

I was in SSS1 when I had my first girlfriend.

I have been dating Ifeoma for some weeks since I enter SSS1.

So one day we decided to meet at a place close to Mr Williams Johnson street.

You know what they say about First love right?

But unfortunately while I was playing all love up with ifeoma, I saw my father coming towards us.

But surprisingly, my father passed me as if I was not his son.

Like I literally tried greeting him, and he snubbed me, like it he didnt know me from Adam.

At first I thought I was dreaming, maybe he was not my father, I was just exaggerating.

But ifeoma asked me, Ayo why did your father just pass like that.

Men, that day I was thinking of how to go home.

I was really scarèd, I had already imagined how my life would be at home, but home is home.

I had to go back eventually.

That day I went back home, I was scared to enter the house...

But again surprisingly I entered the house, and I greeted my father.

He responded like it was nothing.

I refused eating that night, because men, I was scared...

For a full week, my father didn't call me to tell anything about what he saw me doing.

Until two weeks later after I had to move on with my life.

At night I was washing plate in the kitchen, while my dad and mom was in the parlor watching TV; When I mistakenly break a plate.

What is breaking there? my mother asked.

Plate. I said from the kitchen.

What are you thinking of that you broke a plate? my mother asked from the parlor.

I was quiet.

He is thinking of his wife na. my father said and then chuckled.

Every where was quiet again.

Ehhh ehnnn.. Ayochidi when you are done with washing of the plate, come and tell me about your wife. my father said from the parlor..

At that moment I knew it was over.

So I stayed in the kitchen that night washing plates(both Clean and dirty).

I cleaned the whole kitchen repeatedly, I picked the broken plate for 1hr+.

After wasting 6hrs+ in the kitchen.
I came out and still met my parent waiting 🏃

Biggest thing coming ��...Big star��

I came back home and saw my wife fighting with my mother, so I called my dad to come over let's see whose wife will win the fight. ☺️☺️

IMAGINE!
They put all of us in jail on January 1st
And we will be released on our birthdays
When are you coming out 😂🤣😁

A guy posted on his timeline saying he needs 7k urgently.

People were just observing the post without saying anything.

Then a lady commented and said DM.

He DM and the Lady asked for his acct details and sent him 10k and told him to use the remaining 3k for him self.

The guy thanked her.

One day the guy called the Lady and. asked for a date, she agreed and they went out.

They started having feelings for each other.

Then the guy surprised her with a brand new Lexus, and he took the Lady to canada and they got married.

MORAL LESSON: I need 6k
urgently.

Remember the lesson.
🥱🥱🚶🚶🤣

I dated my sis online using another account.. she told me she need 50k that her brother is d€ad 💆💆💆😒😒

Liverpool made man United to witness the 7days of the week in just one day....😋👏😁

I can't forget the day I dragged front seat of a bus with a man when I was still in school,I didn't know who he was until I saw him in the exam hall,😂😂
Not knowing he was an external invigilator 😥
He then told me "you like front seat right"

Cold catch me 🙆‍♂️

There is this day i came back from school with my maths paper which i scored 90%,,,my mother asked me why i added the 0 and i said i didn't add it,,,,she gave me some stroke but i still resisted and she was about to kill me now but i still resisted because truly i didn't add that 0,,,,,it was 9 that i added.😂😂😂

Akwa ibom State upcoming Artist comot polo throw give fans

Everybody Dodge 😩
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Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WOAtomic
Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze🥶 any time. Melts 😊whenever treated properly. Very bitter 🙄if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent 🤬when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green🟢 when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental🌹. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth💸💵. Probably the most powerful income🤑 reducing agent known😂😂.
Caution: Highly explosive💣 in inexperienced hands.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Nigeria with bad road u won't believe i mistakenly bite someone's meat pie 2 times inside bus today cuz of gallops
😩😩

POS attendant don take yahoo boy girlfriend
Life na turn by turn🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

No matter what is happening in Nigeria, me and you must survive it all in Jesus name 🙏🙏

i day turn semo my girlfriend day watch bb nija if i
marry this girl make i bend😒😒

Since CBN refused to give us money let's go for trade by barter I have rice I need land.😏

I went to a JOB interview wearing an APC polo, they told me to come back when i'm serious in life. 😩

That is not my problem now, my problem is that I am still thinking on what happened to me last Saturday. I was invited to a wedding when i reached the hotel, i found two doors written,

1.bride relatives
2.groom relatives

I entered the one with groom relatives and found two more doors,

1.ladies
2.gentlemen

I went through the one with gentlemen, only to find two more doors,

1.people with gifts
2.people without gifts
I went through the one written people without gifts😀and found myself outside the hotel through the backdoor😂.

If u like crush on all the Korean celebrities,las LAs u will still marry Sodiq,Femi,Taiwo
😭😂😂😂

Happy New year Special People 💘❤️❤️🌷 I love you 👌

Abeg I need 5k Biko 🥺
I'm stranded in Bethlehem 🙄🙆

I hope y'all not planning on naming y'all kids after your favorite anime characters.😅🤭

I remember the day my ex sent me a breakup messages, and mum asked me what am I reading, then I told her "tips on how to cook a delicious meal" then she said "but why are you crying? Then I replied "I've reached where they are cutting onions😭😹😹😹😹

I remember in 1990 when our Class Captain used to write names of noise makers, Now he don dey do MC dey shout
"Make some noise"

What a life 😂💔

Once I reap the fruit of my labour, if I plant am again make I bend.😹

It’s natural to feel frustrated when things are not going your way. But don’t let it get to you. Look for the positive lessons you’re meant to be learning from it. Have a good attitude & you’ll end up happier.

If you were Broke this Christmas..
Kindly drop your account details...$50 to each 3comments...

600k ? Or half a Million

😏🤲👌 Choose wisely

Today in church, my pastor said "do something crazy for d Lord" I went outside and off the Gen🥱🚶🏼‍♀️

I started fearing smoking w**d, when I saw my neighbor's son dancing to the sound of my generator.... when i switched it off he asked who sang that song? Because I was afraid he would shout at me I answered, " it's Yamaha featuring petrol" ⛽

To be honest Wow... This is my favorite page, I love your content... and you're full of potentials...soon you'll have Millions of followers.

Am speechless right now ���... This page is the best of all���

I received Hot Slap Today 🥺😥
Just Bcs I Stopped a Bus to Greet people inside 😭😭🥴

As a young person, owning a home should be one of your
top priorities. You should not wait until you have a lot of
money to begin working on a house. I understand that lands are expensive, but you can start building on someone else's land and later move the house to your own land.. 😁😁😀

I have one of my aunt,when I was little as soon as she comes around she will look for something just so my mom can beat the living hell out of me. To cut long story short,she had accident and all her front teeth move😂😂