Ben Simmons Banging 3s

, comment below what team I should play for next, gonna force my way out of Brooklyn lmao f**k them lames I only came for KD and Ky

You just know whoever came up with washing your whites separately was racist asf

Me when I see a 3/10 ten minutes before closing time:

Not sure what packed it’s bags quicker
My dad, my hairline, or my ability to keep an erect p***s

Sorry baby, the covid announcements stay ON during s*x 😏

Sources: LeBron James has left Space Jam 2 in the hopes of finding a movie with a better chance of winning an Oscar

What an absolute mad dog, my hero

Girls: posting a video putting your bath bomb in the water is NOT a personality trait

People who tak throughout the lecture are most likely distantly related to Hi**er

After hearing “it’s coming home” for the last month nothing feels better than this
F**k England :)

Concept: 69 but it’s just sucking each other’s toes

Who on gods green earth would pay to watch this s**t
Somebody make it stop

Yes, we know it’s cold, you can stop f**king posting about it now

Holy s**t Clippers v Suns means Chris Paul gets to face his long time rival Chris Paul

We removed admin 3 from the page 2 months ago and he still hasn’t noticed :L

Just saw two middle aged people grossly flirting and showing PDA in public, need laser eye surgery after that one 😣

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce: The J. Cole Curse

On 95 South: “You reach, [man] uppin’ like Steph to blow your nose off”
➡️ Steph Curry eliminated in the play in tournament

On Amari: “Kill 'em on a song walk up out the booth, do the Westbrook rock-a-baby."
➡️ Russell Westbrook eliminated in the first round

On My Life: “Ja Morant I’m on my Grizzly”
➡️ Ja Morant eliminated in the first round

On Punchin ’ The Clock Damian Lillard Serves as the intro
➡️ Damian Lillard eliminated in the first round

On 100 Mil: “Can’t leave the game yet, I feel like LeBron”
➡️ LeBron James eliminated in the first round

If LeBron just shaved his head he would’ve gone goat mode and won. 76ers win the chip in 3 games.

Once again, shock, horror! Davis... injured? That man is a walking Marshmallow. Lakers in 11

What will I do first? Watch 236 epsiodes of Friends, or watch the 47 lectures I’m behind?

Can’t wait to see LeBron and Anthony “can’t walk to the fridge without getting injured” Davis get sent home in the first round tomorrow 😇

Why the f**k can nobody win a home game?

Oh my goodness
Anthony Davis is injured?
Wow
I would never have seen this coming
I am oh so shocked
Holy heck
Wow
!

A few short weeks ago everyone except Canterbury was Chiefs fan.
Now, on behalf of all of New Zealand: f**k you.