Unibersidad ng mga Tsismis sa Pilipinas

Ladies and Gentlemen, and all Genders and Pronouns!

INTRODUCING THE SCHOOL HEADS, DEANS, PROFESSORS, AND EXCUTIVES.

The university is committed to the well mannered Filipino youths and as well to it's students, the TALLANONIANS!

Our founder once said a quote that became the school motto, because it represents our service to the youth: "In Tallano We Trust."

In Tallano We Trust!™ Ariba! Ariba! Hep! Hep! Hooray!™ (Official School Chant, © UGP System, Inc.)

TIGNAN: Libreng TICKETS, Libreng SAKAY papunta sa MAIN in MALACAÑANG Campus sa Maynila, ipinamigay na kanina.

Ito'y binayaran ng opisina ni Madam Senator Manang Mariah Carey at ini-sponsor ng kanyang kapatid sa Tallano Palace.

"Patuloy tayong maglilingkod sa kapwa nating mga well mannered na Filipino."
Sinabi ito kanina ng senador.

MAG ENROLL NA AT MAGING TALLANONIANS! 💚❤️

Open for 6-95 years old. Classes starts on December 15, 2022! FREE TUITION SPONSORED BY Her Excellency Madam Senator Manang (not what you think) Mariah Carey! FREE LUNCH from Malacañang Events & Catering Services, FREE INTEL CELERON LAPTOPS! (with service charge; 750PHP a day; excluding charger)

For more information visit the photo below or contact us.

Courses available:
https://www.facebook.com/104574745692434/posts/104639079019334/

WELCOME TALLANONIANS!

We are now accepting enrollees for S.Y. 2022-2023.

TUITION FEES ON ALL COLLEGES AND DEPARTMENTS OFFERED COURSES ARE FREE AND SPONSORED BY MADAM SENATOR HER EXCELLENCY MARIAH CAREY. (including uniforms, lunch sponsored by Malacañang Party & Catering Services laptops worth 70k [brands: Intel] and above, and documentaries tickets for cinema exchange [educational and not revisionism shows])

Please visit the nearest major campus, satellite campus and schools in your area for more details.

**please read the notes below to fully understand this situation.

In Tallano We Trust!™ Ariba! Ariba! Hep! Hep! Hooray!™ (Official School Chant, © UGP System, Inc.)

Presidential Quote Statement:

"I'm very emotional on the milestone that our university has achieved today.

Today, Her Excellency, Madam Dais Grace Cióus, started the milestone event today in the Main in Malacañang Campus at Manila, with an emotional and exaggerated opening statement, in her statement that lasted 7 hours, 31 minutes and 31 seconds, she told that the system will continue it's service throughout the country, in all different satellite campuses of the system, and that it reflects the motto of the system: "In Tallano We Trust." Enrollment will be free to all applicants, throughout the country, with free lunch form the Malacañang Food and Catering Service, all of this including books and movie tickets (documentaries) will be paid and sponsored by Her Excellency Madam Senator Mariah Carey. Sen. Carey also clarified hours later that the expenses she will pay for the school will be the profit from her Mango Farm in Oxford, England, U.K.

Additional information about the enrollment, courses, partnerships and requirements will be posted later by the digital department of the school.

In Tallano We Trust!™ Ariba! Ariba! Hep! Hep! Hooray!™ (Official School Chant, © UGP System, Inc.)