Java Lords

Spooky season is here! We got one hell of a month planned!

Last Acid Jam of September is TONIGHT!

Bring your gear and let's get weird

Y'all stay safe and we'll see you at noon

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The Black Metal Burlesque The Little 5 Points Rockstar Orchestra presents a night of Hilarious Hellish Hijinks, and Hedonistic Spectacle as the perfect antidote to the Traditional Holiday Season.

The Lazarus cup - 6 shots of espresso with 6oz steamed half and half.

Come try our new cider made from New York apples and pineapple juice! 🍍
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Java lords will be closed on Monday 20th till 4pm in honor of the Thelemic new year.

Also tomorrow is Thin Lizzy day! Thin Lizzy all day!

We have a new flavor of kombucha from our friends at 🫐🍋
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Electric limeade martini just cuz 🐬⚡️ ft. a coaster from !

Mai tai offer you a drink 😉

made these adorable fuzzy eyeballs for us! We still have wands available for sale, as well as new paintings from local artists such as Brian Kent and Brett Christopher. Come check them out!

We now have Berry Monkey by ! It’s a fruited sour triple ale made with real raspberries, imported malt and Belgian yeast 🍻

https://youtu.be/_-0GxIT6fpY

Cafe Perilous a weekly livestream focused on the arts from the ultraviolet to the infrared.

Tomorrow night! The first pickle Martini night of the new year! Monday January 7th!

Pickle Martini night.
January 7th. 7pm

Holiday orphan? Sick of the family? Don’t want to go shopping? Java Lords will open at 6pm Thanksgiving Day...

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p̸̢̰̪̙̹̤͍̯̰͖̏̿́̽̔̅͒͝l̛̤̩̫̮̭̤̈́͆́̐̐ȩ̴̞̯̬̝̐́͛͂̏̚͘͠a̢̲͚̜͎͉͙̮͛̈̄̎̏̈͑͐͘͜s̶̨̛͚͔͕̼̻̹͔̑̌̽̔͐͢͞ͅe̷̖̠̼̮̾͗͂́̌̃̄̀͋͡ͅ S̛̛̤͉̮̩͖͆̊͂͘͟͢u͕̰̣̳̗̤̭͒́́̃̆̾͋̕͜ͅb̸̧̯̖̼͓͙͖̞̥͊̑̽̽̀͆̏͝m̡̥͍̰̗̯͓̣̀́́̍̒̑͘͡͠ḭ̷͎̭̲̲̟͙̫̯͖͒̋̎̂̈̉t̴̤̲͚̦̟̗̞̂̃͌̂̀̾̏̊̎

We put this out front and forgot, so we keep saying things like “Enjoy!” and “Have a nice day!” and “Your feelings are valid!”

COME PLAY CHUBBY BUNNY WHILE YOU GARGLE COSMOS