Pie, Pie My Darling

Time to cancel your diet cause ✨🦇COOKIES & CREAM🦇✨ is our cake flavor of the month for August!! Layers of pitch black chocolate cake filled & frosted with vanilla oreo buttercream and covered in allllll the oreo cookie crumbs ✨ it’s my birthday month (hiiii fellow Leo’s 🥰) & felt fitting to whip up this nostalgic lil” goth girl of a cake for the occasion ✨

You can snag this babe by the slice on Fridays & Saturdays at our bakery (today included!) and all week/month long while supplies last at .kitchen & both locations of ✨ will also be stocked through the month on weekends only ✨ you can also pre-order this flavor in 6”, 8”, & cupcakes by the dozen all year round on our website! Enjoy sweet babes!! 🖤

Cake orders for August just opened up on our website and I wanted to pop in to give a PSA that our annual full staff summer rest break will be from ✨AUGUST 11TH—18th✨so note that our bakery will be closed completely during that time!

It’s always super hard taking time off when no matter what week you choose it’s always someone’s birthday week, so thanks SO much in advance for your understanding of us needing time to rest just like everyone else 🙏 many of our cakes and cupcakes freeze extremely well so feel free to order for Saturday the 10th and freeze if you need a treat while we’re off! love and appreciate y’all so much and thank you for your constant support ☺️🖤

Open from 12pm to 3pm today and from 11am and 3pm tomorrow with alllll the sweets, including these chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches made with ’s vanilla bean ice cream!! Y’all have been buying these up so fast we’ve decided to keep them on the menu all summer long 🥰

Full menu is in my story & there’s no need to pre-order, just swing on by during our open hours!✨

& PS, thank you all SO much for the love and kind words about our new doggo babe Juno, it really melted my heart! We are head over heels in love and feel so very lucky to have her in our life 🖤🥹🐕

Interrupting your cake feed to introduce my brand new babygirl JUNO 🥹🖤🐕

Christopher and I have been talking about adopting for YEARS now and always felt too tied up with work. Finally realized if you want the time you gotta make it yourself, and I’m so damn happy to have found this sweet perfect one year old angel who was just recently rescued from an abusive home. Never gonna let this babe feel anything but love and snuggles from this day on 🖤

You, soft and only
You, lost and lonely
You, strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
You’re just like a dream 🦇🌹✨

Surprise loves! ✨COCONUT CAKE✨is finally back as our flavor of the month and you can grab a slice at our bakery NOW cause we’re now open Fridays from 12 to 3pm 🥰 layers of coconut cake filled & frosted with coconut buttercream and covered in alllll the shredded coconut ✨

It’s also fully stocked now at .kitchen & both locations of , plus starting this weekend!✨

And as always we’ll have plenty of slices at the bakery on Saturday too along with our July cup-cake flavors of the month✨ enjoy sweet babes!!!

It’s officially the LAST week to snag our June cup-cake flavors of the month, and I’m stoked to share that we are now open on ✨FRIDAYS✨ during our cake pickup hours of 12pm to 3pm with plenty of these babes for you to snag first come first serve along with mini pies, salted chocolate chip cookies, oatmeal cream pies, cake slices, and more!!

as many of you know we’re mainly a production bakery and spend most of our days closed to the public whipping up hundreds of cake and cupcake orders plus wholesale for 7 different restaurants ✨ Friday is our second busiest cake order pickup day so we figured we’d give it a try also being open this day in addition to our normal Saturday hours. Don’t worry about things selling out fast—we make plenty of everything 🥰

cup-cake flavors shown here are brown sugar peach, s’mores, strawberry streusel, lemon blueberry, funfetti, & cookie monster ✨ we also have plenty of our brand new ice cream cup-cakes! see ya soon loves!!

When you’re gothy on the outside and a bright lil’ ray of q***r sunshine on the inside🖤🦇🌈whipped up our first goth rainbow cake four years ago thinking it would just be a one off, but to this day it’s still one of our most regularly ordered cakes year round 🥲

there’s nothing like the feeling of expressing your true self and realizing there are so many other people out there just like you, and I’m reminded of that every single time I box one of these babes up for y’all✨

Tested out these big fat marshmallow & graham stuffed✨S’MORES RICE CRISPY TREATS✨last Saturday & they sold out so fast we decided to whip up a double batch for you today!

Open from 11am to 3pm with plenty of these babes, plus Cookie Monster ice cream cup-cakes (which are officially here to stay!) rainbow sprinkle & trans is beautiful slices, salted chocolate chip cookies, oatmeal cream pies, and cup-cakes in our June flavors of the month ✨ order ahead on our website under the “Saturday treat pre-orders” tab or swing on by between our hours for first come first serve 🥰

Just added a full size version of our ✨BROWN SUGAR PEACH CAKE✨ to the pre-order menu and it might be my new fave 🍑🤤 layers of brown sugar cake frosted with peach buttercream and filled & topped with scratch made brown sugar streusel and peach compote✨

Now available in 6”, 8”, & cupcakes by the dozen and you can also snag it on our treat menu in cup-cake form every Saturday through the month of June!

Surprise loves!!!! ✨RAINBOW✨ is our cake flavor of the month for June, and though that technically isn’t till tomorrow it’s close enough for us 🖤🌈✨ .kitchen & both locations of are all fully stocked with slices of this babe, and you can also snag it at our bakery every Saturday through the month along with plenty of other sweet treats ✨

Four different versions of this babe (vanilla, chocolate, goth, and pastel) are on our menu for pre-order year round with $5 from each cake donated to q***r & trans led organizations ✨ thank y’all SO much for helping us raise and donate $650 to last year just by placing cake orders!! 😍 HAPPY PRIDE!! 🌈🦇☺️

Popping in to share an important note that all of the cup-cakes, cookies, and extra sweets on our treat menu this coming Saturday will be ✨FIRST COME FIRST SERVE ONLY✨—just swing on by in between 11am and 3pm like you would at a regular ol’ bakery! This is NOT forever, just for this coming Saturday, and then things will be back to normal with both pre-orders and first come first serve next Saturday.

I’m taking a weekend off for the first time in forever to spend time with family, and not having to keep track of inventories on the extra treats will make things A LOT easier and less stressful on my team while I’m gone. It’s too much to explain here but there are a lot of moving parts that go into keeping the treat pre-orders organized and tracked so we don’t accidentally oversell, and I don’t want them to have to deal with all that. This doesn’t apply to your cake orders placed in advance—we’ll still have those ready for you like normal. Just applies to the extra treats!

In the past when we’ve done first come first only days I’ve found that lots of folks are afraid to come out thinking everything will be sold out in the first 10 minutes or there will be crazy lines out the door like we used to have back in the day when we first opened. I promise you it’s so much more chill now and there will be plenty of everything, so please come out, support my amazing coworkers, and don’t be afraid!! 🖤🖤

thanks so much in advance for your understanding & please feel free to reach out via email if you have any questions ✨

Say it ain’t so!! It’s officially the LAST weekend to grab a slice of our Cookie Monster cake before the menu switch for June, and it’s just been fully re-stocked at .kitchen & both locations of (plus once they pick up from us this weekend)✨

we’ll also have plenty of slices for you to snag at our shop this Saturday, and you can still order this babe in 6”, 8”, & cupcakes by the dozen year round 🥰✨

✨Hey sweet babes!! A lonnnng winded but super important message about ordering cakes is coming your way✨

This past week I was notified that the application we’ve been using to accept cake orders is retiring and shutting its servers down at the end of the month, which means I’m going to have to set up a whole new ordering process... again 🫠

I spent months testing and troubleshooting our current system to be completely seamless and streamlined and was so, SO happy with it, so this really is a big huge bummer. But…what can ya do! ✨

If you need to place a cake order for the remainder of May I’d recommend doing it on our website this week if you’re able, because our cake orders page will be down next week while I work on implementing a new system. I’m hoping to design it as close to what we have now as possible, and while the cake orders page is down you can email us to place your orders in the meantime—just keep in mind it may take me a few days to get back to you to confirm so it’s crucial that you reach out at least one full week in advance.

**note that this will not change our weekly Saturday treat pre-orders, just whole cake/cupcake orders placed in advance**

Hope this all makes sense and I’ll keep you posted on when things are back to normal again! Thanks in advance for reading my novel ✨

Open from 11am to 3pm with our May cup-cake flavors of the month (peek my story for shots!!) and we’re SO STOKED to now be carrying pints of my favorite vegan ice cream ever…. Y’ALL!!! The flavors will be changing seasonally and we’re starting things off with cookie dough, funfetti cake batter, fudge brownie, and strawberry olive oil 🤤✨

you can snag them on our treat pre-order menu or just swing on by on Saturdays to grab them first come first serve ✨we also have some very special treats in the works with Vaca’s so stay tuned 👀✨ can you guess what we’re working on??

Surprise babes!!!✨COOKIE MONSTER✨is finally back as our cake flavor of the month and it’s fully stocked by the slice now at .kitchen & (plus starting Saturday afternoon!) ✨ layers of vanilla chip cake filled & frosted with brown sugar buttercream, covered in mini chips, and topped with scratch baked chocolate chip cookie pieces✨

we’ll also have plenty of slices of this babe for you to snag at our shop every Saturday during the month of May, and as always you can order it in 6”, 8”, & cupcakes by the dozen on our website✨

never gonna forget the early years of pie pie when I would run around the city delivering Cookie Monster cakes and running back to the kitchen to spend the night baking up even more because I couldn’t keep up with demand. So grateful to now have a team of amazing bakers Brenda, Jake, Selena, & Neka to help me feed so many more of you 🥹✨ enjoy loves!!

EDIT: welp, you sold us out again babes!!! Strawberries & cream cup-cakes for today have sold out to pre-order, but since you seem stoked on this flavor we’re bringing it back next Saturday FOR SURE!! Thanks SO much loves!! 🙏

Heard it was going to jump up to 80 degrees today so we whipped up a limited lil’ warm weather special for y’all: ✨🍓STRAWBERRIES & CREAM CUP-CAKES!!🍓✨ scratch baked vanilla cake crumbs with whipped cream & fresh strawberries ✨ it’s also the last Saturday to snag cup-cakes in our flavors of the month, plus slices of our carrot cake before the menu switch for May ✨

Open from 11am to 3pm today and you can order ahead on our website under the “Saturday treat pre-orders” tab (highly recommend since specials tend to sell out fast!) or check the live inventory on that page once we’re open to see what’s still in stock and swing on by for first come first serve ✨ see you soon!!! 🥰

Open from 11am to 3pm with a big fresh batch of carrot cake slices (which are also fully re-stocked at our wholesalers!!) plus white chocolate macadamia cookies, salted chocolate chip cookies, strawberry crispies treats, oatmeal cream pies, frosted sugar cookies, & cup-cakes in six different flavors 🌸🦇✨

Order ahead on our website or swing on by during our hours for first come first serve 🥰✨

Open from 11am to 3pm today and we’re fully stocked with our April cup-cake flavors:

🖤CARROT✨
🖤BISCOFF✨
🖤LEMON RASPBERRY✨
🖤COOKIES & CREAM✨
🖤COCONUT✨
🖤& COOKIE MONSTER✨

Plus oatmeal cream pies, salted chocolate chip cookies, white chocolate macadamia cookies, strawberry rice crispy treats, and slices of our cake flavor of the month 🥕✨

Order ahead on our website under the “Saturday treat pre-orders” tab or swing on by for first come first serve once we open✨ see you soon loves!!!

Just one more sleep till we’ll be popping up✨TOMORROW✨ at & serving up our signature frosted heart sugar cookies, oatmeal cream pies, salted chocolate chip cookies, butterfinger mini pies, mini heart cakes, strawberry rice crispy treats, and cup-cakes in cookies & cream, lemon raspberry, carrot, & cookie monster✨We’ll also have plenty of t-shirts, totes, & stickers for you to snag toooo✨

Click the link in my bio to purchase tickets & we’ll see you soon loves!! 🦇💖✨

That time has finally come loves!! ✨CARROT✨ is back as our April cake flavor of the month and it’s fully stocked by the slice NOW at & .kitchen (plus starting this weekend!!) 🥕🦇✨

🖤IMPORTANT NOTE 🖤 that & .kitchen prefer to keep their menus free of nuts so there are NO WALNUTS on or in the slices we’re giving them ✨They are still made in a kitchen where nut products are (obviously) used often & are therefore NOT recommended for those with severe allergies!

You can also snag this babe at our bakery every Saturday in both slice AND cup-cake form through the month of April as well as pre-ordering it whole in 6”, 8”, or cupcakes by the dozen directly through our website 🥰✨ enjoy loves!!!

Open from 11am to 3pm today and we have SO MANY SPECIALS FOR YOUUU!!! 🦇🌸✨

Strawberry rice crispy treats, frosted sugar & white chocolate macadamia cookies, coconut cream mini pies, and carrot cup-cakes are ALL up for grabs in addition to oatmeal cream pies, salted chocolate chip cookies, lemon cake slices, and our cup-cake flavors of the month ✨

Order ahead on our website under the “Saturday treat pre-orders” tab or check the live inventory to see what’s still in stock once we’re open and swing on by for first come first serve ✨ see ya soon sweet babes!!

That first carrot cake of spring feeling
🥰🦇🥕✨

Some pastel rainbow cuteness to brighten up your Thursday 🦇🌈✨cake orders are fully booked for this week/weekend and slots for Easter weekend are filling up with a quickness, so here’s your PSA to get those orders in asap if you have your heart set on something! ✨ as always, a minimum of 5 full days notice is required for whole cakes and you can see our full menu and place your order directly on our website under the “order cakes” section✨ carrot & coconut cakes have also been added back to the menu in 6”, 8”, & cupcakes by the dozen for spring!! 🐰✨ thanks so much for keeping our hands busy sweet babes 🥰

SO STOKED to be back at again on Sunday, April 7th serving up all the spooky sweets for you babes with so many of our local & out of state friends 🖤🦇✨ we’ll have plenty of assorted treats for you to snag, plus t-shirts, totes, & stickers too✨

Click the link below to purchase tickets, and note that the market runs two days but we’ll just be there on✨SUNDAY ONLY✨

LMK which treats you’re hoping to see on the menu most!! Can’t waaaaait 🌹✨

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/oddities-flea-market-chicago-tickets-712184792887?aff=oddtdtcreator

National pie day is here y’all!! ✨

If you pre-ordered and chose today as your pickup day, we’ll see you in between 12pm and 4pm!

We also have a limited amount of extra mini pies in key lime, raspberry danish, butterfinger, and chocolate cream for first come first serve, plus crispy treats, oatmeal cream pies, and cup-cakes in our flavors of the month ✨

If you chose Saturday as your pie pickup day when you pre-ordered, please note that your order has not been baked yet so it will not be ready early! thursday pre-orders only today 💖

THANKS SO MUCH LOVES!! See you soon 🥰

National pie day is just one sleep away and we’re busy in the kitchen prepping up everything for the big day 🥰✨ thank y’all for maxing us out at over 300 pies ordered, and for those who missed out on pre-orders, we will be whipping up as many extras as we can of all four flavors for you to snag at our bakery first come first serve!!

Our special hours on Thursday, 3.14 are from 12 to 4pm, and our Saturday hours are from 11am to 3pm✨

if you ordered, please make sure to double check your confirmation email to be sure of which date you chose for pickup ✨ we will also have extra oatmeal cream pies and cup-cakes in our flavors of the month for you to snag both days✨ see you soon loves!!

As I’m reflecting on international women’s day there is one person in particular that I want to take pause to appreciate, and that’s my head baker and dear friend Brenda ()🖤✨

This September marked four years since she started working with me at the bakery, and to this day I have never met another woman who I respect as highly and admire in every aspect, from both work to personal.

This year we hired and trained two amazing new employees, baked and decorated thousands of cakes, laughed, cried, grieved, created, and took two trips together that I’m going to remember forever ✨ Nothing about it has been perfect and so much of it has been really fu***ng hard, but we made it through.

To work every single day and process the pain and joy of life next to someone I consider a true friend is such a treasure, and this memory from our impromptu trip to New York on Halloween after a crazy marathon bake together is one that’s sticking to my heart most in this moment. I know she’s gonna hate all this attention. But she deserves it, and so much more ✨ love you and appreciate you endlessly, Brenda 🥹

National pie day is less than two weeks away, and since we sold out of two of our most popular flavors in just 5 minutes last year we’ve decided to take pre-orders in advance so you can lock down everything you’re wanting ahead of time✨

Stoked to have our cult fave Raspberry Danish Pie back on the menu along with Chocolate Cream, Key Lime, and candy bar inspired Butterfinger. Pick up is on your choice of Thursday, March 14 OR Saturday March 16th for those who aren’t able to make it out to us during the week✨

Pre-orders are open NOW under the “national pie day pre-orders” tab in the menu menu on our website and will close once we hit capacity✨

Please do us a kindness and take care to ensure you’ve chosen the correct size, flavor, and pickup date for your pies BEFORE checking out✨ thanks so much loves!!