Fallon LaFemme

You all have no idea the countless hours of work, dedication, frustration, and commitment goes into these PoleCon performances our team gets to do every year.

As I watch the perfection in our moves, the synchronization, the strength.

I’m so damn proud. Proud of myself for coordinating, coaching, choreographing, but even more proud of my crew who put in the f’ing work! It showed through and through.

**sold out!** my schedule is completely booked out and can not accommodate any more private lessons at this time.

I’m graduating in two weeks loves! You know what that means?! A WIDE OPEN SCHEDULE!

For ONE week only, I’ll be having a discounted bundle on private lessons offered in person and virtually.

What I do:1 on 1 sessions focused on physical and mental health goals and concrete plans on how to accomplish them.

This can be to kick ass in an Ayesha. This can be to work through a divorce and get your power back. This can look like learning to move sensually. It can be to have a workout while having fun. It can be to work on performance choreography. struggling with Hip Holds...I got you! Need another pair of eyes to help figure out what the problem is with executing that nemesis move?! That’s my specialty babe.

For one week only, I’ll be accepting 5 slots for this offer. private lessons are normally $70 an hour, but I’m offering a bundle of 3 lessons for $150. Booked around your schedule.

Leave a comment and I’ll send you the deets. Payments can be made via PayPal, venmo, or CashApp

Know your worth.

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us.

We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?

Actually, who are you not to be? … Your playing small doesn’t serve the world.

There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.

We are all meant to shine, as children do.

We were born to make manifest the glory …that is within us. It is not just in some; it is in everyone.

And, as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.

As we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others.​“

Hi friends! XPert has a 20% off discount code right now. (Adds up to $120 off depending on the certification) so snag em up.

We’re hosting THREE certs at our studio this year so this is a huge discount.

Rock Bottom.

It’s a term used in the world of addictions. In the rooms you hear stories of su***de, car accidents, losing children, and sabotaging families.

It’s the breaking point where we get to decide how far we will allow our addiction to go. We all know someone who let their addiction take them past their bottom and they reached the point of no return. Those stories aren’t new.

I’ve survived so much friends. Stories some of you know, and stories that are yet to be told. I’m resilient AF and last year wasn’t even anything that came close to what I survived historically. But I was at the point where a choice needed to be made.

I chose to emulate coping skills I want my daughters to have. Free from needing a drink to cope. Free from needing a drink to feel comfortable in social situations. Free from allowing the alcohol to take me down a dark spiral of self-loathing and regret.

And today marks one m***a f’n year friends. What started out as White Knuckling has turned into deep reflection. Choices made daily to abstain. My body and mind getting stronger each and every day.

Cheers to 30 more. Cheers to breaking the cycles again and again. Cheers to practicing what you preach. And cheers to support systems. Thanks to L for being my surrogate sponsor. For checking in on me when you knew instinctually I’d get triggered. Thanks to Carly Ca****la for reminding me about a letter to a 14 year old that I really needed to hear. And to all the friends that chose not to bring my drug of choice right under my nose. To those that had coffee brewing ready for me.

I have a pot on for those that need it too.

Our voices are powerful beyond measure. Capable of demanding change, standing up for what’s right, and influencing others to do the same.

Today, we pay tribute to what we at Studio La Femme argue is the most impactful human of our time.

Just one voice, united with many, changed our world in ways I’m not sure he even knew were possible.

We’re still not “there” yet friends. We have a lot of growing as a society still. Significant empowerment yet to be fulfilled…but today, we celebrate the change-makers who have paved the way…

You know you’re in Ohio when…

Win the war that you tell no one about.

Leaving 2023 like a beast! 2024 isn’t ready

When a dude shows up in your DM’s but has the devil sewing a pride flag on his account 😂

If I’m too much…Go find less.

It’s time to level up friends! Xpert offers this discount once a year. Our studio is hosting THREE certs in 2024.

Snag ‘em up!

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

My schedule for taking on Private Lesson clients is completely booked out. At this time, I will not be able to accept any new private lessons. All current private students can continue booking their regularly scheduled sessions.

However! Come to our group classes or book a slot with our many available instructors boo.

What color would you say my eyes are?

What’s one thing someone could never call you? One word that even your “haters” would agree isn’t you?

Who’s ready to get spicy for the Spooky season with our upcoming show? 😍

Is it spooky season yet?!

We’re already getting ready to pop the cherry of the 2023 Halloween Season with our upcoming show Saturday, October 7th at 7pm

There’s a couple VIP seats left for anyone wanting to partake in the spicier side of he season 😎

The link to snag a ticket is in the comments loves.

You’re not going to want to miss this one

** Sold Out!**

Guess what friends! For ONE week only, I’ll be having a discounted bundle on private lessons.

What I do:1 on 1 sessions focused on physical and mental health goals and concrete plans on how to accomplish them.

This can be to kick ass in an Ayesha. This can be to work through a divorce and get your power back. This can look like learning to move sensually. It can be to have a workout while having fun. It can be to work on performance choreography. struggling with Hip Holds...I got you! Need another pair of eyes to help figure out what the problem is with executing that nemesis move?! That’s my specialty babe.

For one week only, I’ll be accepting 5 slots for this offer. private lessons are normally $70 an hour, but I’m offering a bundle of 3 lessons for $150. Booked around your schedule.

Leave a comment and I’ll send you the deets. Payments can be made via PayPal, venmo, or CashApp