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You know how it is the day after Thanksgiving. Brown Friday has commenced 🚽😱😰 Be prepared for next year. LINK IN BIO
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Thank her with something different this year. Plant moms, dog moms, kid moms, den moms… We all know a mom and she most likely needs a lifestyle enhancement. Swap out her boring toilet seat with a LuxyLoo bidet. Give her a heated seat, warm water, hot air dryer, a massage feature and a remote control. ***PROMO CODE LOVEMOM100 *** for $100.00 off every bidet at checkout.

The second you see your tiny human, life changes. In that instant you gain someone more special than your heart can stand, but you also lose a bit of yourself. Finding your space is tough, and even the bathroom becomes more crowded.
To all of the moms out there, you are selfless and courageous… Do something for yourself this Mother’s Day. Experience a daily luxury while on the toilet, even if your tiny little weirdo is at your feet trying to tell you about her favorite Bluey character. It’s Bandit, by the way.

to a warm water massage by replacing your toilet seat with a .
This is excellent for postpartum gentle cleaning. For the good times and the times you need to escape and lock the door, we have your behind.
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Americans use 36.5 billion rolls of tp yearly, chopping down 15 million trees to do so.
For earth day, make the decision to use less toilet paper or remove it from your household entirely by upgrading to a bidet. Swap out your boring toilet seat for a LuxyLoo bidet attachment, fully equipped with a heated seat, heated water, a massager, an air dryer etc. A simple lifestyle enhancement can adjust scary statistics. 🌍🤯💙💦
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Check out the Spring 🌱 2022 edition of , on newsstands now. > > Scroll to see which bidet and recommend.
This issue is extra special, focusing on family. Linda and Drew share news of their exciting new addition 🐣. and give us a sneak peak of their new home.

Be inspired.

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Happy Valentine’s Bidet! Spread love, not f***s. Stop the smear. A confident b***y 🍑 is a sexy b***y.

Battery powered bidets don’t give you a heated seat and a blow dry feature. Don’t let outlets get in between you and luxury. 💦🍑 Read more about simply powering up your electric bidet.

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Stop the spread. It’s time for your gross bathroom habits to come to an end. Ya, you’re smearing your germs around with toilet paper.
Instead, wash 💦 them away with a remote controlled warm water spray.

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Shopping for Valentine’s Day has never been so easy. A simple upgrade to your toilet. PEACHY50 at checkout for $50 off. Link in bio. ❤️💐🚽🍑💦

Did you know that 2022 is the year of the clean b***y?
to a heated toilet seat and a gentle warm wash. Swap out that old toilet seat with a LuxyLoo bidet attachment. 🍑💦
Promo code PEACHY50 at checkout for $50.00 off.

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Putting shopping off till last minute has never looked this good. 👑
Virtually email them the gift of a clean b***y with our e-Gift Card option. Link in bio. 🍑💦
Promo code XMASGIFT50 at checkout for $50.00 off.

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Do you want Santa to put you on his naughty list? Treat his peach after he eats those cookies. Use promo code XMASGIFT50 at checkout for $50.00 off.
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Skid marks are more uncomfortable than this photo. Click link in bio to view the best gift idea of 2021.
PEACHY50 at checkout for $50.00 off.
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Did you know that Brown Friday is a plumber’s busiest day of the year? Google it. The ultimate walk of shame is escorting the plumber to your clogged toilet. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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What happens after the pie is between you and the toilet. The LuxyLoo bidet attachment holds all of your secrets. Your diet can start tomorrow.

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🦃 The turkey trot of shame to the toilet is a bit more bearable when you know you have a heated toilet seat to sit on. The LuxyLoo bidet attachment has your b***y covered. Code PEACHY50 at checkout for $50.00 off.
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Aim at a bright target. 🎯 See why everyone’s attaching a LuxyLoo to their toilets. Gift giving has never been so easy. CODE PEACHY50 for $50.00 off.
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Someone is having a Holly Jolly Christmas this year. 💦🎅 “Ho-Ho-Heated Seat.” PEACHY50 at checkout for $50.00 off. Gift yourself and your loved ones a bidet attachment.