Jess Dee Hair

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Quick question- is this haircolor, in fact, more or less edible against a white background? Go ahead, take a little taste and share your findings.

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Listen. If you’re not letting me let you be chocolate as EFF, your life is literally, no… 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, worse. So many missed opportunities. I mean, who 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘴 what windows got 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 slammed shut with some lame-ass, non-glowy, non-arousing hair. You think your boss wouldn’t have given you a $50 an hour raise if you looked like the whole red carpet? You’d immediately become the Regina George of your friend group, how could you not- look how friggin cool you are. Just 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 at it. Oh, and your man… well let’s just say he’d have a cheery whistle and a smile a lot more often if you catch my drift… and I think you do.⁣
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So many missed opportunities. So. Many.

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Partial balayage, lowlights, and root smudge, gloss, and lil’ trimski for this hot ass mf who btw will be the body I swap with when they figure out how to Frankenstein people for real for real: $𝟑𝟔𝟎⁣
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Said hot-ass comes in every 3 months for maintenance. Since we keep her mega and blendy, this s**t will growout as smooth as a baby’s bu******ks. What that means is next appointment we will do a root smudge, gloss, and some face-framing pieces just to keep that money piece fresh. Out-the-door, it will come to around $𝟐𝟓𝟎. ⁣
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When we math the math, that will average to roughly $𝟏𝟎𝟎 a month (notice how every number I share is getting 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳, not higher?) A hundred friggin dollars a month to maintain your damn goal hair. Yeah, that’s wtf I said. ⁣
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So drop a couple extra pumps in that latte and mf 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘮- goal hair all day errr day.

Bitch I was brunetting before brunetting was cool 👑

*stares at photo trying to articulate words, decides there are no words*

Hey guys! Just wanted to share that starting today I will be implementing a $100 Black Box Fee for any clients who come in wearing the devil’s housecoat to their highlighting appointment. And I won’t lie to you, it’s going 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 toward my pain and suffering. ⁣
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Alright yo here comes lecture time with Jess...⁣
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I’ll spare you the whole “black box color is so goddamn permanent it’s like if shoe polish were a tattoo that you would inevitably come to regret with a fiery rage” and get right down to brass tacks...⁣
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The money you are saving putting this garbage on your head will be paid for in spades trying to take it out later. ⁣
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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳. ⁣
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Let’s try it this way. Say your teasylights normally hit ya for $300. An investment for sure. But what about when you come in with something on your hair that prevents you from getting the color you want. But you have to do it anyway, because you need that tiny bit of color change for the next few times you’ll also get a tiny bit of color change. So instead of your $300 color cost, you now spent 4 visits at $300 a pop trying to get the same result you should’ve gotten at the original $300. So you bought a $12 home color (I’m guessing, it’s been like 100 years since I box colored my hair), to avoid paying $75 for a professional color. You saved $63, you smart l’il spender! Ok now let’s take the $1200 you spent over the 4 hair appointments it took to get that box color to lift, now subtract the cost of the $75 it would’ve taken for professional hair color instead of box color, plus the $300 for the 𝘰𝘯𝘦 session it took to get your highlight goals, subtract all that from what you 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 spent, and you spent $837 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘺 dollars. ⁣
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So, just don’t do it. Just don’t.

1) I friggin love this human. ⁣
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2) HOLY S**T. ⁣
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Link in bio to book 😎

𝘖𝘩 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘰𝘯 ‘𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘰? ⁣Let’s break this s**t down…. ⁣
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1) Color on [whatever the current word for 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘬 that doesn’t make me sound like I’m 38 is]: ✔️⁣
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2) Extensions that you weren’t even here to talk about bc u had no idea they were there but oh boy are they ever there so bitch let’s talk about em: ✔️⁣
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So stare at this pic for a sec trying to figure out if I just said these were amazingly blended, custom colored, juicy melty extensions (I did), and then drop a 👋🏻 in the comments if you’re ready for me to send you my pre-consult form 🙌🏻

Raise your hand if you know the pains of learning to take pics in a new space 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️⁣
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Annnnywho… can we talk about how friggin hot is? Holy hell. ⁣
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I mean, sure, we slapped her right in the face with that length and volume, and then caressed her softly with a blanket of bronde. But like… 𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘰. 😳

When you have to custom match your extension color to your clients existing color… you better mf buhhh𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 it. ⁣
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So then I looked this weft straight in the eye and said, 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯.

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I’m always surprised how many lightbulbs I watch go off whenever I reference this one.⁣
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I’m a hairstylist, so the noun in this sentence gets changed for me. But the idea is the same- whenever I really want something but convince myself I can’t afford it, I always remember how much thoughtless money I pi**ed away on whatever random impulse purchase I blew my nose on that month. Let me tell you, that number is 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 higher than I’d think it would be (ya see, the trick is just not to think about it- financial advice by Jess Dee). ⁣
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So where’s your mindless throw-away fund going? Starbucks (probably)? Dinners out? Drinks with the girls? Clothes on clothes on clothes on clothes? ⁣
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Think about it- let’s say you’re spending $40 a week on dumb s**t. And by dumb s**t, I mean something that could easily be cut out or scaled down (one less drink, one less appetizer, one less shirt at TJ Maxx). You’ve suddenly got an extra $160 a month. The average life expectancy of a balayage is 8-12 weeks, let’s split the diff at 10. Ten weeks of shaving $40 off of blind spending lands you with $400, aka a perfectly budgeted hair appointment with that stylist you’ve been wishing you could afford. ⁣
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Yes, everyone’s financial situation is different. But the point of this post is to help draw your attention to how much more money you have than you think. Yeah, 𝘺𝘰𝘶. ⁣
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So before you say you can’t 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 something, figure out if that’s the word you wanna use. And then stop throwing your money at the wall and friggin get yourself some good hair, damn it.

Once upon a time, blah blah blah, give me all the brunettes.

Don’t ever let anyone tell you magic isn’t real. Gimme my damn magicians credit ffs. ⁣
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Yeah, that’s a thing.

What, you think 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘴 can’t beach hair? Oh that’s cute.

You guys know I’m a brunette girl, but… 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯. ⁣
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So, yeah, this friggin length. I mean, is she currently somewhere tripping over it? The odds are good. ⁣
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But let’s not forget that organic 𝐚𝐟 root we built back in to transition her out of a bleach retouch and into a rooted highlight (aka, an 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦 🥂). Any colorist knows that no quick 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱-𝘢-𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘵-𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘵-𝘰𝘯 kinda job. That s**t took the damn precision of fu***ng surgeon who only operates on blends. ⁣
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Whatdya think, think I nailed it? Bc I’m not gonna lie, I should’ve been wearing tap shoes when this whole thing came together. 😏

But for real though, when a woman comes in on her 𝘐’𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯… ⁣⁣
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…you better double check your seat belt. ⁣
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Jess Dee Hair Hey guys! I’m Jess. I freakin love making people fall in love with their hair. Lemme show ya!

Yo I’m 37 years old… I don’t got time to be lettin people walk around with underwhelming hair. I just don’t.

Hey hair friends! You may have seen that I have some humongous gigantic exciting news coming…

if you wanna get on the VIP list and find about it before it hits the street, click the link below!

https://view.flodesk.com/pages/64c8eb987e6b513e5bacc92d

If you’ve ever fantasized about 24 whole inches, consider this my gift to you. ⁣

You, too, are one lil dm away from enjoying your own 24 inch gift. I mean, you have to pay for it, but still.
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Apropos of nothing, prepare to see 700 pics of this goddess- this has been you’re official warning.

By the time your eyes sweep across these words, the time I’ve written them has long past. Because as I write this, it’s late, and I’m mid-nighttime routine of getting in bed before my husband, playing my no-brain-cells-required bubble game on one of my few lifelines to the outside world, and being lulled to sleep to the familiar soundtrack of my own thoughts of unworthiness, disappointment, and general failure.⁣
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It’s been ten months since the absolute love of my life was brought into this world. Ten whole months. Surely this should have long-since subsided, right? How long can I lean on the “my hormones have just been flipped on their head” routine? At what point am I just an unhappy, selfish, inadequate mother? This must be it.⁣
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Postpartum depression, anxiety, and even psychosis are not the temporary hormonal shock you may think they are. Because as biological adjustment inevitably settles, the thick, palpable reality of grief very quickly replaces it. You thought you were prepared for your own death, who you once were, but listen to me closely when I tell you you are 𝐧𝐨𝐭. A convicted criminal may survive the first week of a prison sentence with hopeful optimism of their own strength, as will you. But as time rolls on, the psychosis of your own head, the physical process of grief and acceptance will start to eat you alive. Your own brain will turn on you. You will start to believe the things it says. You are a new person, a tired, hungry, dirty, broke, lonely, emotionally bankrupt person. Your spouse will help the best they can, but you are alone. You’ve never been more alone. Alone in your grief, the loss of your own identity. You are a prisoner losing the hopeful optimism of your own strength.⁣
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Please know that I don’t write this a a veiled plea for help, although help will always be an invaluable word. I write this because postpartum depression is not the endearing, short-lived life you see on tv, and the women you love are suffering in silence. ⁣It only takes one person to speak up to make a change.
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Please, mothers… it’s up to us to get this conversation started. Our lives depend on it. ⁣
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This post is over now. Go send someone a text.

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