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Your Wednesday Dad Joke!
Devon: Eh, the kids made one powerpoint for convince me to take them to da waterpark
Shannon: For real?
Devon: Yeah, had several slides

Stay cool with KUMU this summer with Listen & Chill 😎

Congratulations to Julianne for winning her new AC unit from COSCO ❄️ If you want a chance to win your very own AC unit you can still enter!!

Simply go to our website at www.kumu.com (link in bio!) and fill out the form! It’s that easy!

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Missed last weeks episode of Hawaii Matters? Find it on Spotify! Link in bio

We spoke to University of Hawaii President David Lessner as he is in his final six months of leading the institution.

He reflected on his professional career and shared with us some of his early initiatives as President, touts the value of the UH Community Colleges, and touches on the ever-changing landscape of college athletics.

Devon Nekoba was your host!

Your Monday Dad Joke!
Devon: “Sorry I’m late, I was having computer issues.”
Shannon: “Hard drive?”
Devon: “Nah, da commute was fine, it’s my laptop.”

Stay cool with KUMU this summer with Listen & Chill 😎

Congratulations to Yvette for winning her new AC unit from COSCO ❄️ If you want a chance to win your very own AC unit you can still enter!!

Simply go to our website at www.kumu.com (link in bio!) and fill out the form! It’s that easy!

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Your Friday Dad Joke!
ANN: And now...Dad Joke Theater.
MAN: I am never again donating money to people participating in a marathon.
WOM: Why not?
MAN: They just take the money and run!
ANN: Join us again for another Dad Joke Theater.

Your Wednesday Dad Joke!
ANN: And now...Dad Joke Theater.
MAN: A fortune teller said I will face the most terrible heartbreak in 10-15 years.
WOM: That’s horrible news.
MAN: I was so upset about it, I got a puppy to cheer myself up!
ANN: Join us again for another Dad Joke Theater.

Your Monday Dad Joke!
ANN: And now...Dad Joke Theater.
MAN: Bad news, honey. I was fired for stealing from my job at the Highway Department.
WOM: Oh no! Why did they suspect you?
MAN: They looked in the trunk of my car…all the signs were there.
ANN: Join us again for another Dad Joke Theater.

🎶 Excited to announce John Legend LIVE at the Blaisdell Arena on October 8th! Tickets go on sale to the general public this Friday, June 14 at 10 AM HST 🎫

YOU CAN WIN TICKETS TO THIS SHOW by listening to KUMU live on air OR by doing the following:
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3. TAG a friend in the comments below ⬇️

Good luck 😉

📣 We want to celebrate all the amazing dad’s out there. Listen to KUMU LIVE Monday though Friday for a chance to win the following prizes:

👟 Move better and feel better with a 50-minute complementary stretch from
💎 Ice your dad up with fresh new bling from with a $50 gift certificate
🍽️ Wine and dine with the best food that $50 can buy

We’re also giving away a prize pack here on IG! Here’s how you enter:
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Winners will be announced by END OF WEEK 🎉

Thanks to for hanging out on the show this morning for ! It’s a marvelous Monday y’all!

Your Friday Dad Joke!
ANN: And now...Dad Joke Theater.
MAN: Bad news, honey. It looks like they won’t let us get married at the library.
WOM: Oh no, why not?!
MAN: They’re all booked up!
ANN: Join us again for another Dad Joke Theater.

Your Wednesday Dad Joke!
ANN: And now...Dad Joke Theater.
MAN: My boss today called me “The computer”
WOM: Wow, he must think you are really smart.
MAN: No, it’s because if I’m left unattended for 15 minutes I go to sleep.
ANN: Join us again for another Dad Joke Theater.

Would you try any of these "conversation starters" with someone you just met???

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Your Aloha Friday Dad Joke!
Shannon: “That’s the 4th time you’ve gone back for dessert! Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
Devon: “Nah, I keep telling them it’s for you!”

Thanks to for sitting in for on the rise and drive show this morning!

Thanks to my boy for sitting in for this morning!

Your Wednesday Dad Joke!
Sunway: “Hey, on your application form you have to put down your emergency contact”
Devon: “I did”
Sunway: “You put down ambulance or police”
Devon: “yup. I mean, what is my mom gonna do?”

Your Monday Dad Joke!
Devon: “The doctor said you have Tom Jones Syndrome”
Sunway: “Is that common?”
Devon: “It’s not unusual…”

Your Aloha Friday Dad Joke!
Devon: Eh, you saw that Cinderella got cut from the softball team?
Sunway: For real? How come?
Devon: She kept running away from da ball

Shout out to Serina and Gerald Kista from South Africa!!! Thanks for listening!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

🌺 Meet Kelly, the newest addition to our radio team! 📻 As a media consultant, Kelly brings a fresh perspective and a wealth of expertise to the table. 💼 But that’s not all – she’s also a certified fitness instructor with “Throw Down” credentials, passionate about helping others lead healthier lives. 💪 When she’s not crushing it in the studio, you’ll find her hitting the trails for a hike or soaking up the sun at the beach. ☀️ Ready to take your advertising game to the next level? Kelly’s got your back! Reach out today and let’s make magic happen! ✨

Your Wednesday Dad Joke!
Devon: I went to the doctor with a suspicious looking mole.
Sunway: What did he tell you?
Devon: he said they all look like that and I should’ve left him in the garden.

Your Monday Dad Joke!
Sunway: “I am the all powerful genie, what is your first wish?”

Dev: “I wish I was Rich!”

Sunway: “What’s your second wish, Rich?”

Your Aloha Friday Dad Joke!
ANN: And now...Dad Joke Theater.
MAN: My doctor just told me I’m color blind.
WOM: You didn’t know before?
MAN: No! That diagnosis came completely out of the yellow.
ANN: Join us again for another Dad Joke Theater.

🎶 Meet Uncle Kimo, one of our beloved listeners here at 947KUMU! 🎶😃

🌺 Uncle Kimo is a retired airline pro who brings the Aloha spirit wherever he goes! 🌺

💖 He’s been grooving to the old skool jams with us for years, spreading positivity and love along the way. 💖

👫 And let’s not forget his better half, Mrs. Uncle Kimo - they’ve been married for an incredible 50 years! 👫

🎉 Let’s give a big shoutout to Uncle Kimo for his dedication and love for music and The Rise and Drive Morning Show. Mahalo for being a part of our radio ohana! 🎉 💕

*PS: Don’t be surprised if Uncle Kimo gets a little kolohe when he forgets his medication – it’s all part of his charm 🤣😂

📣 If you want a shoutout on the radio, send us a DM! Selfie not necessary, but definitely loved. 🤳 📻🎶

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🌺 Mahalo to teachers Shirley, Kimberly, and Sean for stopping by 947kumu studio this morning with these great students from the Mililani High School (Special Education) Community Based
Instruction Life Skills Program! And also to Jenny from for bringing by Dippin Dots for everyone to enjoy!