Joel Bernard

Sis, get off them dating apps and go to the obituaries! Look for "she leaves behind a wonderful and loving husband" YOU'RE WELCOME!😄😆🤣

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is, If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her🥰

Whenever it’s a long story, it means they don’t want to tell you.

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.🤣🤣

Often times, people take me for a good listener. But the thing is, I just don’t want to talk at the moment.

Everyone is BEAUTIFUL in there own way--your just to UGLY to see that

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs ,🤣

My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up. But really it was just him putting words in my mouth🤣

I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I’m outstanding.L

Thank you Lord

What's something that people don't understand until they experience themselves🧐