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Everyone’s Favorite Poems of Poetri: Volume 1 Discover or rediscover the poetic genius of Poetri in his latest collection, "Everyone’s Favorite Poems of Poetri." Compiled after years of encouragement from his wife, this book brings together his most beloved works, spanning his illustrious career from Broadway to Def Poetry Jam on HBO. Enjoy ....

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Discover the humor in our differences with Poetri Smith's poem 'Equal but not the Same.' This delightful piece captures the essence of diversity, highlighting our unique traits and cultural quirks in a funny and relatable way. Don't miss out on this insightful and entertaining read. Celebrate diversity with Poetri's poetry today!

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"Do you have 'URGES' published?" she asked.

Me, searching through the poetic chaos: "Uh... sure, let me get back to you on that!"

Spoiler: I totally forgot. So, here it is now, in my new book!

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