Churchill Pub

Can we get Kauderer, Goldstein and Daniels to throw a block party or what?

The Goldstein’s, local heroes.

Developers bought big chunk of Little Haiti. The result so far is a ‘happy’ surprise In Miami’s imperiled Little Haiti, the developers who stunned the neighborhood at the end of 2022 by snapping up a bundle of main-street commercial properties are trying something different and unexpected.

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of course, the real scamdemic

NIVA - National Independent Venue Association

Nickelback, Chris Brown, and other stars scored $200 million in taxpayer funds meant to keep arts groups afloat during the pandemic. They won't say what they did with the money. The SBA's SVOG grants were intended for struggling small artists. But big stars like Post Malone and Chris Brown got $200M in pandemic relief funds.

Churchills
5501 NE 2nd Ave 🏗

unsafe structure, compliments of City of Miami]

construction without permits, compliments of City of Miami]

FAFO

Miami Herald PT 2

Visit www.churchills.miami for more insight & follow on IG for updates.

“It’s a story of American greed”
-Mallory F. Kauderer 😜

Miami Herald PT 1

Visit www.churchills.miami for more insight & follow on IG for updates.

the meme generation, this is what success looks like

thanks for the valuable contribution & tremendous accomplishment 🏆

credit for their amazing investigative journalism

“under contract”
no surprise, forgot to mention the venue construction & patio expansion being done with no approved plans, no permits, no change of use, no impact fees, no code compliance, & lawsuits with Goldstein & Chemtov

& want their 💰💰💰for construction & expansion

and somewhere in the middle, Dave Daniels still hasn’t got his 💰💰💰

just more of the same...

if you’re still waiting for some opening, you’re waiting for an immediate close

stealing a vision comes with hard costs & it’s PAY TO PLAY in the Magic City 🪄

this moves people...

y’all wanted it, y’all got it

We would like to apologize to everyone for what Churchills has endured the past 2 years. Most importantly, we would like to apologize to our staff & their families for being directly impacted. As small business owners, we fought like hell to provide job security & the promise of continued growth in the community. We know you believed in our vision & we thank you for the years of commitment and support in leading a landmark venue. We always put our people first, & never lost sight of the importance Churchills had in our city and beyond.

We understand the impact Churchills closing has had on the guests, the music community, the arts, & Little Haiti as a whole. It has been constantly dismissed & overlooked by the media & we know the pain & frustration it has caused. WE’RE SORRY.

We thank everyone for their support during a very difficult time & for sharing a belief that independent venues should not be taken for granted. As Miami continues to change, more businesses will be faced with the same difficulties that we have, but hopefully we can inspire small business owners to share their stories when faced with adversity. We spent years building additional venues & stages to support Churchills, not to have it taken away. Churchills should have remained open and operating to this day.

If you follow instagram, they won’t share this update. It doesn’t fit the false narrative they worked so hard to create & divide. But like everything, there’s our story, their story, & then there’s the truth. Unfortunately this truth was avoidable, and has come at the expense of everyone.

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/music/churchills-end-famed-miami-live-music-dive-might-be-gone-for-good-15581073

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real 1’s FW

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Miami Scumlord Playbook (Landlord Edition)

Step 1: Buy historic music venue & property $800,000

Step 2: Take fast money loans against the successful business & run it into the ground.

Step 3: Lease the failing business to local entrepreneurs to rebuild & preserve the venue for live music.

Step 4: Falsely represent the business you leased as STILL your own, and receive $250,000 in pandemic aid.

Step 5: “Mal-iciously” evict business owners of the actual business after being confronted for taking government aid intended for small businesses (rent/staff payroll/bills)

Step 6: Influence & manipulate local media, journalists, and various ankle biters to spread false narrative & champion the eviction. Evict the tenant during a global pandemic and lie to the public saying the venue will reopen better than ever!

Step 7: List property for sale $4,500,000

Step 8: Thank the local music scene for their fantastic support, contributions, & embarrassment of “punk” culture.

MEDIA BONUS:
Never a mention in one article, about $250,000 in pandemic funds taken by aka “The Ben Simmons of Real Estate”

Silence Is Compliance

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y’all wanted it, y’all got it...

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Enjoy 🍽

https://jitneybooks.com/churchills/

Is Churchill's Reopening without Live Music? We've heard from multiple sources that Churchill’s will reopen. We don’t have an exact timeline, but it’s moving along, nor do we wish to reveal the likely new ownership group,

Happy Birthday Churchills...

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y’all wanted it, y’all got it

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The worst kept secret in SFL 🤫
won’t update the public...
the thirstiest media queen in Florida won’t talk about it...
WHY?
Cover up the corruption, cover up the coercion, bury the story for all those involved.
Billy doesn’t want to upset his cupcake 🧁 Adam.
NT Editor Jose Duran thinks suppressing the facts and praying Church reopens to cover their garbage reporting is the answer.
No official statement from the venue, nothing posted for improvement plans, just more assumptions for you filthy animals to feast on 🍽

Closed over 2 years, drowned in legal proceedings, covered in lies and deceit from the inside out.

Where’s all the people supporting the shady developers now???
Oh, you think they’re making “improvements” 🤑

$250,000-$15,000
who’s keeping count? 🧮

BYOB

Miaminewtimes.com

Courtesy of editor Jose D. Duran

Job well done.

Over 250k...💸

Embarrassing 🤟🏼

Update: Facts not Fiction

For the record, Churchills was not a victim of the pandemic. Churchill’s closure lays solely on the shady actions of the landlord, Mallory Kauderer, and his lackeys.

We’ve made it clear since the onset, this issue relates to the entire Little Haiti community, and people deserve to know the truth.

Update: The Real Deal

https://therealdeal.com/miami/2021/07/26/churchills-pub-operator-evicted-amid-foreclosure-lawsuits-against-landlord/

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The Real Deal.

https://therealdeal.com/miami/2021/07/26/churchills-pub-operator-evicted-amid-foreclosure-lawsuits-against-landlord/

Churchill’s Pub Operator Gets Evicted Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Reemberto Diaz issued an eviction order and writ of possession against Churchill’s current tenant District Live Agency.

Pandemic Takeover Recipe:
1 LB of SBA Fraud
1 Cup of Corrupt City of Miami Chairman
1 Ounce of Crooked Attorney
2 Packs of Greedy Developers
3 Cans of Lies & Misinformation
4 Bags of Haters
1 Dash of Historic Venue
Simmer on low for 12 months.

You’re Welcome...

https://churchills.miami/our-pandemic-story

https://www.einpresswire.com/article/546277409/district-live-agency-releases-evidence-of-alleged-fraud-by-mallory-kauderer-to-public

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