837-Dump/LAMBCO Portables

Classic.

837JUNK.com

Want a portable toilet? Text 837DUMP.
Boom. You get a toilet 💩🧻🚽
Want a dumpster? Text 837JUNK.
Boom. You get a dumpster 🗑️

It’s our pleasure to take care of your $ #*%.

Last minute costume idea 💡🚽

Spooky Dookie 💩🚽🎃

No tricks. All Treats. Always a clean, warm seat 🧡

~ Halloween 2022 ~
Monday • October 31st • 5pm - 8pm
Duke St. • Murphy, NC

**peasily **poo

Well horse sh*t 🐎💩 Summer is over.
But you’re in luck! 🧲 This beauty 🚽 is patiently waiting for you down in Unaka at High Lonesome Therapeutic Equestrian Center So mosey on over!
**p

Funnest ride at the Fair 🎡
🎈🍿🍧🍔🌭🍟💩🧻🚽

Ugh! As if! 🚽

—— ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ——
The official toilet of Top Gun!
✈️ 🇺🇸
Wait, hang on, never mind.
It’s classified. I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.
- Maverick

**pflychill

P*e P*e P*e Poo Poo Poo
Happy Friday the 13th! 🔪🚽💩

EVERYONE’S toilet of choice.

**ps **pgoodfeelgood

A new load for all your loads🚽💩🧻

Double the pleasure. Double the fun.
P**p with a friend!
🚽💩🧻👯‍♂️🚽💩🧻

KEEP. OTHER. TOILET. COMPANIES. OUTCHA. MOUTH!! 👋
📄🪨
💩🚽

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our favorite turd!🎈
💩🚽🧻

A good p**p is worth it’s weight in gold. 🌈🚽💩🍀

This St. Patrick’s Day we are wishing you a pot O gold & all the p**p your heart can hold.

Good health, good luck, & good p**ps ✌️

Yours Truly,

**ptoo

The Great Cornholio!
🚽💩 🧻

We never get tired of your crap 🤎
🚽💩🧻☀️


How to ORDER an 837-DUMP Toilet:
• TEXT or CALL 828.837.DUMP •

It’s our day to shine! 🚽 ☀️ 💩
Number TWO’s Day
Tuesday 2/22/22

You can find me in da dump 🎤
Go, go, go, go, go, go…

💩🚽🏈

There’s P**p Everywhere.
💩🚽🧻☀️🛻👕
**pmatters **pmogul &sh*t

Just Chillin’
🥶🥜🚽💩❄️

Happy Poo Year 🥳
🚽💩🧻🍾🪅
**pislife

Effective Immediately
🎪🚽💩

Sh*tter was full.
🍺🚬🚽💩🎄🐿🎁🐈


Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?

I don’t know what to say, but it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.

Can I refill your your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?