Jose Pistola's

Hey Folks,
One of our beautiful, adored employees Heather is having some trouble. Her son has been pretty badly injured. Medical bills are gonna pile up. Please consider helping out the cause if possible.

Thanks so much.

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Counting down to the first preseason game and sharing our specials with you! Available for all NFL Sundays and Eagles games including preseason we have

🌭 $5 Perritos Calientes- available 2 ways
Option 1- pickled jalapeño and bacon
Option 2- spicy cashew sauce

🍔 $6 Buddy Burgers! A classic everyone Loves

For drinks we will be serving up
-$7 Absolute Bloody Marys
-$4 Select Drafts
-$6 Absolute or Jameson Mules
- $5 Jameson shots to celebrate all season long 🦅

In August 2007, Jose Pistola’s was born and it was adorable. On August 27th, we invite you all to our Quinceañera, the biggest party we’ve ever thrown. We’ll have live music and all types of great nonsense going on throughout the day. We humbly ask everyone to cancel your plans that weekend to spend it with us. We love you all. Let’s rock.

Specials this weekend!

☀️🥗🍓Summer Salad- spring mix, strawberries, grapes, grape tomatoes, feta and sherry vinaigrette

🥩 🥔🥑Carne Asada- served with asparagus, chipotle mashed potatoes, chimichurri, avocado and queso fresco

And finally back in stock
🥑 🦀 soft shell crab tacos! Corn salsa, guac and chipotle aioli

Open Jam tonight! 9-midnight.
Hosted by backed by Jim stager, Jason long, Sean Markey, & Kyng
All musicians welcome.
Come fly with us!

Join us tonight for the return of Alternative Comics. A showcase of Q***r and BIPOC comedians.
Tonight we’re proud to feature
Rachel Barnes, Claudia Estrada, Alejandro Morales, and Setoiyo.
As always, hosted by the magnificent, B. Magnificent.

Show starts at 8! Immediately followed by a comedy open mic inclusive to all!

Half off founders draft and cans as well as 1/2 off veggies nachos

Happy National Tequila Day! Come cool down and get out of the heat with a cold refreshing margarita to celebrate!

Dinner specials this week include:

Carne Asada 🍖 serve with chimichurri, queso fresco, avocado, grilled asparagus with chili oil & chipotle mashed potatoes

Salmon Belly Tiradito 🍣 yuzu citrus, Serrano, red onion, chives, cilantro, mango & togarashi

Hope you can join us for Hump Night festivities at Jose’s tonight.
Jason long and more.
is feenin’ for some Purple Rain.

New specials for the week!

Shrimp Tostadas 🍤 with black beans, avocado and salsa de árbol

Pork Shank Mixtiote 🍖served with corn tortillas, green beans & pineapple pico

You’re safe
We use a steady dose of R&B,NeoSoul,&Funk to achieve our free flight through hump night.
Open Jam with Jason Long and
Starts at 9
Bring it

Yo!!
Tonight baby. 8:00. Another installment of Alternative Comics.
Please join us as we feature our comedians. Immediately following is our comedy open mic open to all unless you’re not funny.
Stay tuned for future Alternative Comic bookings every other Tuesday.

The Spoon is on the loose. Tonight should prove to be epic.

For everyone not at the beach, we have these amazing short rib tacos and burritos available all weekend. We also have Founders Beer and fire candles.

Tonight at 9pm!!
Hump Night open Jam commences!
All musicians and singers welcome.
& Jim stager head up tonight’s house band.
Tons of other great surprise guests each week.
Sing!

Every Wednesday night from 9-12
The Hump Night Open Jam with Jason Long, Jim Stegar, and
Phaedra and on the back up Vox. Musicians and All Singers welcome!

Special birthday shout to our incredible friend Always funny, always there, and always considered OG. We love you like crazy. Thanks for coming in every day for 15 years.

Only one beer week event left for the Pistola’s crew! Come join us tomorrow for brunch with ! Each place will have a different food special based off the beastie boys lyrics and different drafts.

Jose’s- lobster Mac and cheese made with two roads road 2 Ruin
Del Sur- Two Roads Persian Lime Gose Shrimp Ceviche
Sancho- Anchovy Guacamole

Vintage photo of the Ladies Only Burrito Eating Competition during Late Night with Joe Gunn which returns tonight, luckily for one night only. Special guests include everybody. Starts at 11:35, just like Letterman.

Tonight we have the open jam session with returning! This week a very special beer week edition featuring sour bottles from available.

Tomorrow marks the triumphant return of the Jose Pistola’s Nintendo Power Lunch for Philly Beer Week. Come by and beat and special guest from for great prizes and beers. We’ll be playing and from 12-3 on an actual N64. Also, Wendy and Joe will be playing each other for very dramatic consequences. Just like old times.

Tomorrows event is gonna be a good one! Along with some crazy drafts we will also be digging into our vault and offering small pours of some vintages from oude gueuze, kriek, hommmage, Armand and Gaston and more. Later we’ll have on the 1s and 2s dusting off all of the French house and disco music he can find.

Day one is finished. And what a day it was!

is approaching fast! And we have a full list of events for you! Draft list and details will follow!

Tonight’s Hump Night house band!
Come hang. 9-12! Lots of singers in the house tonight. Just sayin!
Next week we sample dope sours with