TastelesstruckdriverHumerlessnonsense&practicaljokesgags&pranks

Okay, what's on my mind is another tasteless truckdriver nonsense jokin'; what i think the equivalence of the debasing word; "BITCH is feline pussycat lioness." Lol. Don't nibble at my balls for more in*******se. 😛

Okay here's a somewhat of an original of mine, my being an ol' timer driver; "Have I ever lost a coin toss? Well, yes. I could never find that fu***ng coin?" Must've rolled away from me into that Gravity Ripple?😛

Okay, because i am a lousy truck driver. A professional one nontheLess. One tastless belief i visioned nought too long ago; i asked the high priests if i may be buried amongst them in consecrated ground. They responded with, "Why be buried amongst us in consecrated ground? When you'll be roaming above us all around." 😁
So i figured once Neptune sends pure water, Jupiter clouds that the astroid displaced us from longevity & size. Saturn with moons before it devours 'em in 2525 or 2025? One of those according to NASA. The all out self sustaining ecosystem in earth with replenish once again the billions of centuries dinosaurs had before the astroid, once again. That being mentioned. I tend to plant a mausoleum atop the consecrated ground as it was mentioned i be roaming above 'em! Lol. Ah that's not funny humourous, but not funny. 🌎
Hail; I Am Who I Am, hail Holy Spirit, hail me•go the Servant.\,,/

Alright. I due Believe this one is one of my original tasteless humorous take;
"I be asked if i ever lossed a coin toss? Obviously i have. Being that i could never find that damn coin?" 😆

Oh well gone done it... This page will due. Dammit lost my train of thought? Oh yea; sigh I have four PRIMARY ROOTS: first one; 24 frets, second one 24 frets: 48 roots, third one 72 roots, fourth one 96 PRIMARY_ROOTS. Exotic woods per fretboard stretch pof 24 fretted frets.\,,/

Oohkay. Here's an original tasteless humor for bored short fused no nonsense bloakes;
Sigh... I'd like to be the first American Felon to be given a Second Amendment reinstatement. Make it onto the Guinness Book of World Records too.😁

Alright might it be true or unbeknownst to who knows who?
Y'all know how much/many human pelts it cost Vladimir `Teppes' Dragon castle(s)? Not enough!
Also, why the exile? Turks and Ottomans don't take it to kindly to castle builders.🤪

Okay, this been in the back burners for quite a long spell now and I've been itching to vent out on it.
Say I talk to Lockheed Martin about having Rolls-Royce custom make me four² turbine engines, two super•charger\turbo annuator/horn|tweeters. For a hyphenated point eighteen db. 😁

Ok, Garrett says that insect of a bug slamming onto windshield. "I bet that bug doesn't have the GUTS to do that again‽" Yep. 👉🪰🪟🗯️🛣️💥💨🎊🎉

Another one of mine own original senseless truck driver quote; "Yeah, I'm a lousy driver, barreling through construction pouring rain zones, bypassing all gridlock congesting traffic backups. But a professional one! Do you want your freight rolled over on the side of the freeway near the scale house? Or do you want your freight delivered late\ right on time? Cause I'm a solo driver, not team."🤌☝️✊🤛🤘😁

Well ok, a tasteless opinionated belief that early on in 1400 - 1500ad. The Ottomans & Turkish were expensed out to dry on stakes by the notorious Vladimir `Teppis' Dragon. Due to carrion being the ghouls' sole means of currency. Sigh... A nose, ears, a kneecaps may bring you a nice estimated amount for a morose boulder castle alongside the gorging precipitous mountain side. Neighbor to the continent parallel, opposite, adjacent to the eternal mortal Candarion foliage, is eternal immortal dragon. Cheers.🍻

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EvilKenevil qouatable•quote; "...if it hasn't been done, it will be done." Well we'll evolve to be eternal mortals, but we've already started on the threaded loose screws' rolling marbles.🤪