The Arch

There once was an arch named Arch.
It was me.
It still is.

Did you thank Arch today for being Arch?
It is Sunday. The day of Arch.
"Sun" actually means "Arch" in ancient Summerian. I learned that in my Archeology class.

I'm inside myself today. Aaaaaaaaaarch!!

Only Five More Weeks Until a Very Special Birthday. Can You Guess Who?!?!!?!?!?!?!
ARCH AM ARCH

Do you like ARCH? Good!
Come give me your praises.
And also give me hamburgers.

SPEEDWAGON! I did not expect this kind of insult from you again so soon.
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The Gateway Arch is a giant magnet. I am helpless against its gravitational pull, as it draws me here every time I come to St Louis. Maybe it has something to do with this great city being the first to connect with our music in the early 1970s. KSHE 95 - Real Rock Radio made REO Speedwagon one of its core artists, and inducted us as the first member of its Hall of Fame. We headlined Busch Stadium in 1978, long before most people outside of the Midwest even knew we existed. We recorded our Live, You Get What You Play For album here at Kiel Auditorium, and collaborated with our buddies Styx for a joint live album/DVD which was named Arch Allie’s in honor of this awesome monument. Tomorrow we will be with Styx once again, along with our pals Loverboy, playing our music for 15,000-plus St. Louis rock fans of all ages. We always look forward to our St Louis tour stops, as we go way back with the people here. I am psyched for Friday night…see you then. Much love…kc

Once upon a time, there was an Arch.
It was me.
It was now.
AAAAAAArch.

Sooooooooooooooo Lonely. Gonn'a spy on some people from up here. IT'S ARCHTIME...
Oo look
I see a Cardinals winning streak.

It's almost 10:00.
Do you know where your Arch is?

BEHOLD THE GLORY OF ARCH!!
Ignite your sparkling projectiles before me!!
HAPPY FOUARCH OF JULARCH.

On this Mother's Day, Arch would like to thank all mothers who bring their children to me. Except when those kids leave their greasy stinkin' pawprints all over my wonderful steel exostructure.
Curses upon you.

Tour Eiffel
Whatchu got??
That's right. Nothing.
You got Nothing.
Arch am superior.

IT'S MY FAVORITE MONTH!!!!!!

It is colder than a steel-plated flattened-catenary-curved Arch in a brass bra.
Yes. Yes it is.
SNOWARCH!!!!

The Arch updated their business hours.

Sometimes Arch has witty and clever things to say. Sometimes Arch is in FaceBook jail for three days for calling someone filthy names. But, always, Arch is magnificent, sparkly, and enormous, so you must glorify me your praises. And cookies. Facebook jail made me hungry. I need your cookies. Bring them unto Arch.

Once upon a time, in a magical land far away, there lived Arch. All days were full of wonder and glory for Arch. Then an evil bandit came to thwart the magical land. This angered Arch greatly. Arch rose up and crushed the bandit and drowned him in the mighty Mississippi where his remains were devoured by a multitude of catfish.
DO NOT CROSS ARCH LEST YE MEET A SIMILAR FATE.

Imma get me some steel panel polish so my fit be fire.
Oooooooooooo
Arch Arch Arch your Arch.
Gently down the Arch.
Archily archily archily archily.
Life is but an Arch.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarch.
Welcome to 2021 biiiitchez.

Did you see me shimmering in the morning sun today?
No?
Why not?!?!?
Get your lazy asses out of bed and come downtown and pay me homage.
WORSHIP ARCH
WORSHIP ARCH
PRAISE MY SHIMMERY STEEL BODY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARCH!!!

Today, on this feast of Thanksgiving, Arch would like to thank all the little people.
Which is ALL OF YOU.
One day when my legs are freed from their concrete prison, Arch will crush you all!!!
Crushed with the crushing weight of 2400 tons of steel. Like humans crush bugs, Arch will crush humans.
Aaaaaaaaaarch!!!!
HA HA HA HAAAAAaaaaaaarch

Thanks, Star Trek: Discovery (CBS) for the recent shoutout.
It is sad that you have not yet recognized Arch as a sentient being.

Happy Birthday to Arch.
Happy Birthday to Arch.
Happy Birthday dear Arch.
Happy Birthday to Arch.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAarch....

Wear a goddamn mask.

If Arch melted to the ground, would you still come to gaze at my wondrous steel puddle?
*cry*

ONLY 4 DAYS LEFT!
Arch quivers with antici...

You thought I forgot. But I didn't.
Miguel - PAY ATTENTION!! ARCH wants you in on this.

Arch needs your friendship and obedience. DO AS ARCH SAYS...

Oh My goodness. Arch can hardly contain Archself....
You will enjoy the glory as well......
Like the glorious feeling of peeing in a pool.
Or eating the last chip from the basket at your favorite Mexican restaraunt.
Or having the rust burned off of your panels with acid...
Ohhhhhh. Acid...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARCH.

Thank you for my song.
ARRRRRRRRCH.
It makes Arch want to dance.
But Arch cannot dance...because my legs are solidly encased in the ground with concrete

Miguel - Arch N Point (Official Video) http://thebestmusiq.yolasite.com/ Miguel - Arch N Point (Official Music Video) From the EP: Art Dealer Chic Vol. 2

There was was a giant steel ARCH.
Whose quarantine started in March.
Its panels resounded
With energy bounded
ONLY NINE MORE DAYS LEFT I CAN'T FRIGGIN WAIT

Only 10 more days... Arch is getting excited...